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Bring me the head of a non-CFC titan pilot!
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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#1 - 2014-08-15 09:01:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Lucas Kell
As you probably know, Gevlon cries a lot about his Grr project, a "holy war against the evil Goons and their minions". He mostly pays mercenaries to do what they already do in highsec and claims credit for every kill. Now it's time to go after some random ships, other people's titans!

It's plain and simple: kill a non-CFC titan for me and you get 1m (that right, one million isk!) bounty! The money is held by me, so you can be damn sure you'll get it (cos I'm awesome). I'll post in this thread. To get the money, you must send a mail to me or post here with the following:

A killboard link (api verified), or description of where and when the kill took place so I can find it.
The money will be given to the highest damage dealer.

Spies, titan-logoff-point campers, awoxers, get to work! Death to the titan of randoms! Sperg!

(This bounty is now a recurring bounty and will be paid out for each titan kill reported until I get bored of killing all of these titans solo with my 1337 money skills)

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#2 - 2014-08-15 09:02:16 UTC
Confirming I am indeed holding the isk for this.

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Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2014-08-15 10:44:04 UTC
Can I get the bounty in the form of cookies of combined value of 1 M isk?

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#4 - 2014-08-15 11:25:10 UTC
Depends on how many cookies that will be. It might be easier to just buy cookies with the winnings.

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Tyrone Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2014-08-15 14:40:01 UTC
Is there no requirement to spam local during said kill?

Clearly having this requirement would let everyone know that it was you who orchestrated the kill. Then you could write a blog about it and boast about how you single handedly took out a titan.
Desivo Delta Visseroff
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2014-08-15 15:37:57 UTC
I didn't even see this one...lol. I'll gladly take the remainder of the bodiesTwisted

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2014-08-15 15:46:17 UTC
Desivo Delta Visseroff wrote:
I didn't even see this one...lol. I'll gladly take the remainder of the bodiesTwisted


Now do you see what I did there?

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Eyrun Mangeiri
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2014-08-15 17:13:41 UTC
For 2m I would maybe do it, but 1m? Nah, not worth the work.

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Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#9 - 2014-08-15 17:20:51 UTC
Tyrone Arran wrote:
Is there no requirement to spam local during said kill?

Clearly having this requirement would let everyone know that it was you who orchestrated the kill. Then you could write a blog about it and boast about how you single handedly took out a titan.

ahh, but then people might not do it so you couldn't claim credit

lucas is much better than gevlon at this basically
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#10 - 2014-08-15 17:43:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Saeger1737
15 million and a box of your flavor choice pudding. Aka Snack Packs!!!!

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Talas Dir
Super Happy Fun Corp
#11 - 2014-08-16 10:25:32 UTC
I support the killing of titan pilots, and am glad that Lucas Kell is providing an alternative to Gevlon Goblin's option. Death to all supercaps.
Alp Khan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2014-08-16 13:22:56 UTC
Lucas Kell wrote:
As you probably know, Gevlon cries a lot about his Grr project, a "holy war against the evil Goons and their minions". He mostly pays mercenaries to do what they already do in highsec and claims credit for every kill. Now it's time to go after some random ships, other people's titans!

It's plain and simple: kill a non-CFC titan for me and you get 1m (that right, one million isk!) bounty! The money is held by me, so you can be damn sure you'll get it (cos I'm awesome). I'll post in this thread. To get the money, you must send a mail to me or post here with the following:

A killboard link (api verified), or description of where and when the kill took place so I can find it.
The money will be given to the highest damage dealer.

Spies, titan-logoff-point campers, awoxers, get to work! Death to the titan of randoms! Sperg!


Titans stopped logging in all around EVE as a result of this bounty. Cry
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#13 - 2014-08-16 23:54:36 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
15 million and a box of your flavor choice pudding. Aka Snack Packs!!!!

Current known flavors:
Chocolate
Vanilla
Chocolate vanilla swirl
Butterscotch
Banana cream pie

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#14 - 2014-08-21 07:37:27 UTC
I've been mailed a link to an Avatar kill made against the Kadeshi on the 19th, and have paid out the bounty accordingly. Now that I have created a titan kill, which may never have happened without my bounty, I can see the power in this technique, and will continue to pay the bounty out for further titan kills. Rules are still as in the original post.

I killed a Titan! Ner ni ner ni ner ner.

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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2014-08-21 07:42:42 UTC
Because the original bounty was missing the requisite chat spam, I will match it if five players put the same message into chat apologizing to the titan pilot of relieving him of his ship while the titan is in structure.

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Hell I'll do this even if the ship isn't a titan.

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