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Bring me the head of Lucas Kell!
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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-08-15 15:03:42 UTC
As you probably know, Lucas Kell cries a lot about Highsec nerfs, a "holy war against the evil Mercs and their minions". He mostly trolls forums.

It's plain and simple: kill Lucas Kell and get 1m (that right, one million isk!) bounty! The money is held by me, so you can be damn sure you'll get it (cos I'm awesome). I'll post in this thread. To get the money, you must send a mail to me or post here with the following:

A killboard link (api verified), or description of where and when the kill took place so I can find it.
The money will be given to the highest damage dealer.

Spies, Lucas Kell-logoff-point campers, awoxers, get to work! Death to Lucas Kell! Sperg!

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Desivo Delta Visseroff
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-08-15 15:35:53 UTC
Ahh... Morning Sperg. For those times you don't have the rum for your coffee.

Please keep on keeping on.

I was hunting for sick loot, but all I could get my hands on were 50 corpses[:|]..............[:=d]
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#3 - 2014-08-15 15:41:08 UTC
Mammy Thule just paid me for services rendered, so I have some spare isk. I will match Leto's million isk.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2014-08-15 15:44:56 UTC
Serendipity Lost wrote:
Mammy Thule just paid me for services rendered, so I have some spare isk. I will match Leto's million isk.


I was wondering what that large greasy patch on the carpet was. I guess you had to sit your bucket of KFC down somewhere.

So there we have it folks.

TWO million ISK for the death of Lucas Kell!!

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#5 - 2014-08-15 16:09:17 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Serendipity Lost wrote:
Mammy Thule just paid me for services rendered, so I have some spare isk. I will match Leto's million isk.


I was wondering what that large greasy patch on the carpet was. I guess you had to sit your bucket of KFC down somewhere.

So there we have it folks.

TWO million ISK for the death of Lucas Kell!!


Just for the popcorn value I also will add a million.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2014-08-15 20:02:28 UTC
BUMP

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Christian Lionbate
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-08-15 21:00:49 UTC
Leto has spoken, so shall it be Twisted
Voyager Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2014-08-15 21:44:14 UTC
Reading this thread brought me the closest to logging in I've been in a month.
Subject 4927
DPS INC
Probably Up to No Good
#9 - 2014-08-15 22:10:21 UTC
Here we go..

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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#10 - 2014-08-16 00:23:43 UTC
He must be happy now. Its almost like the awoxing a Titan bounty Pirate

Lucas.... you are relevant now ! Your own post and people following you everywhere.

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

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Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#11 - 2014-08-16 01:07:47 UTC
This could start a trend or something.

Cool

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

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Seraph IX Basarab
Outer Path
Seraphim Division
#12 - 2014-08-16 08:47:02 UTC
Isn't 1 mil a bit of a high price for him? I'd feel ashamed to earn that much money for such a kill.
Talas Dir
Super Happy Fun Corp
#13 - 2014-08-16 10:17:51 UTC
Lucas Kell has brought a great deal of notoriety to the feared and mighty entity of null-sec sovereign space that is the unstoppable, revered and respected Space Monkey's Alliance. I can see why his head is in such high demand.
Alp Khan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2014-08-16 12:42:38 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
He must be happy now. Its almost like the awoxing a Titan bounty Pirate

Lucas.... you are relevant now ! Your own post and people following you everywhere.


Pretty sure he has been relevant before as he was already CFC.
Alp Khan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2014-08-16 12:44:28 UTC
Seraph IX Basarab wrote:
Isn't 1 mil a bit of a high price for him? I'd feel ashamed to earn that much money for such a kill.


Indeed, I hear such shame leads you to rent out... wait for it...

LOWSEC.

You have a nice day now.
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#16 - 2014-08-16 12:58:29 UTC
I have added 2 units of Metal Scraps to the bounty for Lucas Kell. I have contracted this prize to Leto Thule so that he may hold the precious until a winner has been chosen.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#17 - 2014-08-16 13:22:43 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
I have added 2 units of Metal Scraps to the bounty for Lucas Kell. I have contracted this prize to Leto Thule so that he may hold the precious until a winner has been chosen.


While I don't see the value, I hear carebears will sometimes lose faction battleships in protection of them.
I'll add them to the Kell bounty.

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2014-08-16 13:24:08 UTC
Alp Khan wrote:
Seraph IX Basarab wrote:
Isn't 1 mil a bit of a high price for him? I'd feel ashamed to earn that much money for such a kill.


Indeed, I hear such shame leads you to rent out... wait for it...

LOWSEC.

You have a nice day now.



Said the goon.

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#19 - 2014-08-16 13:38:48 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Lucas Kell cries a lot about Highsec nerfs
I do?

Leto Thule wrote:
He mostly trolls forums.
I can;t really argue with this one.

Tora Bushido wrote:
Lucas.... you are relevant now ! Your own post and people following you everywhere.
I actually already have at least a couple of blog posts dedicated entirely to me on a couple of blogs. A forum thread is like "meh..." compared to that. And tee hee, I've started a thing it seems!


And I will also match the 1m bounty.

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Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#20 - 2014-08-16 14:12:38 UTC
Surely you also can at least pony up another 2 metal scraps as well? I mean otherwise you're just being cheap.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
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