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J'Poll
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#21 - 2014-08-13 16:54:17 UTC
Ms Forums wrote:
Ok, for the fine print:

If you're a noob and lose your ship I will replace it.

Just send me an email with your killboard link and I will send you a contract (free) for your replacement ship.

Finer print: I determine your noobness.

Finest print: This thread does require trolling.


FIFY.

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Jarod Garamonde
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2014-08-13 17:00:11 UTC
Ms Forums wrote:
Ok, for the fine print:

If you're a noob and lose your ship I will replace it.

Just send me an email with your killboard link and I will send you a contract (free) for your replacement ship.

Finer print: I determine your noobness.

Finest print: This thread does not require trolling.



White knighting to a completely new level.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

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Ms Forums
Doomheim
#23 - 2014-08-13 17:28:52 UTC
Only 1 qualified customer so far Cry

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Minute Possibility
Doomheim
#24 - 2014-08-13 18:01:26 UTC
I are lost.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#25 - 2014-08-13 18:02:49 UTC
Ms Forums wrote:
Only 1 qualified customer so far Cry

i wonder why....

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Tyrone Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2014-08-13 18:17:15 UTC
knobber Jobbler wrote:
Ms Forums wrote:
Ok, for the fine print:

If you're a noob and lose your ship I will replace it.

Just send me an email with your killboard link and I will send you a contract (free) for your replacement ship.

Finer print: I determine your noobness.

Finest print: This thread does not require trolling.


I just told my alliance to mail you with their losses, since we're all noobs.



I can confirm, their members do not know the difference between Jump To and Bridge To and this loss should be replaced for noobness.

Maybe they can submit the video of this event for added confirmation.
Paranoid Loyd
#27 - 2014-08-13 18:18:36 UTC
Ms Forums wrote:
Only 1 qualified customer so far Cry


and that guy probably scammed you.

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Phugoid
Absolute Order XL
Absolute Honor
#28 - 2014-08-13 18:32:51 UTC
Yes please, I lost 3 titans while mining with them in hi-sec...that's noobish no?
CCP lost the kill mails, honest.

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Ms Forums
Doomheim
#29 - 2014-08-13 18:44:05 UTC
Phugoid wrote:
Yes please, I lost 3 titans while mining with them in hi-sec...that's noobish no?
CCP lost the kill mails, honest.

I'm curious about your name.

When you created your character did you simply misspell Phlegm?

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Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
#30 - 2014-08-13 18:44:45 UTC
Ms Forums wrote:
Finest print: This thread does not require trolling.


Yeah, but I like to go above and beyond.

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I invented Tiericide
Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
#31 - 2014-08-13 18:45:54 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Ms Forums wrote:
Ok, for the fine print:

If you're a noob and lose your ship I will replace it.

Just send me an email with your killboard link and I will send you a contract (free) for your replacement ship.

Finer print: I determine your noobness.

Finest print: This thread does not require trolling.



White knighting to a completely new level.


It isn't white knighting unless it is also sexist.

Star Jump Drive A new way to traverse the galaxy.

I invented Tiericide
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#32 - 2014-08-13 19:23:34 UTC
Val'Dore wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Ms Forums wrote:
Ok, for the fine print:

If you're a noob and lose your ship I will replace it.

Just send me an email with your killboard link and I will send you a contract (free) for your replacement ship.

Finer print: I determine your noobness.

Finest print: This thread does not require trolling.



White knighting to a completely new level.


It isn't white knighting unless it is also sexist.


Guys guys.. when White Knights enter the General Discussion fray on behalf of any victim, they always end up slaughtering that victim in worse ways than the villains.

Lets all watch!

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Hasikan Miallok
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2014-08-13 23:58:11 UTC
I actually end up with 100s of noob ships, I put in silly bids like 200 Atrons @40K per ship when I am in noob stations with my hisec mission alt and suddenly a couple of months later he has a hanger full of the things. As of last week i think he had about 600 ventures scattered across 5 systems.

However I really could not be bothered contracting them to individuals. If the there is no profit red-frogging to a hub (Ventures and Nereus seem profitable) he just donates them to that cute Angel Project girl with the blond ponytail.
S'Way
State War Academy
Caldari State
#34 - 2014-08-14 00:05:42 UTC
This thread is a trick to make us GD posters actually undock instead of sitting in CQ waiting for CCP to give us pets isn't it ?
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#35 - 2014-08-14 00:14:19 UTC
So, the OP said that they won't reimburse your ships because of illegal activity.

If only there was some brave soul who would reimburse ships lost to such actions, to stand up for the aspiring pirates of New Eden!

Oh, wait, there is. http://www.minerbumping.com/

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Zero Sum Gain
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM
#36 - 2014-08-14 00:37:21 UTC
I think reading your thread title has proven I'm dyslexic... I thought it said it said "I will replace your noob ships only!"
Sorlac
Cosmos Industrial
Cosmos Origins
#37 - 2014-08-14 00:50:35 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Ms Forums wrote:

Finest print: This thread does not require trolling.

then why the **** is it in general discussion and not the newbie sub forum,
you know,
with the newbies.


Because according to the title and OP this offer is for noobs only; not newbies. Big difference between the two.
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#38 - 2014-08-14 00:56:38 UTC
Is this retrospective?

Can I claim reimbursement of ships I lost when I was a noob under your criteria?

That would be cool. Anticipating positive news followed quickly by an evemail.
Aurora Tali
Doomheim
#39 - 2014-08-14 01:18:53 UTC
the email is almost ready its about 300k killmail links no need to replace the ships just send us 4.7t isk


best Wishes BNI
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#40 - 2014-08-14 01:34:12 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Ms Forums wrote:
Only 1 qualified customer so far Cry

i wonder why....

Noobs get free ships?


Also, noobs are not into PVP (yet).

Bring back DEEEEP Space!