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Enough's enough. I QUIT!!!

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Eleanor Wish
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2014-08-13 05:04:56 UTC
Sandwiches are too much effort. Just nuke a hot pocket and get back in the game.
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#22 - 2014-08-13 05:06:54 UTC
Dammit, why do all the okay-good threads happen while I'm stuck at work? I literally just got home. And, to make it even worse, I don't have any bread to make a sandwich, 'cause now I want one. All I have until I go grocery shopping tomorrow are hot-pockets, Chow Mein, and microwave pizzas. Fine, Chow Mein it is...

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#23 - 2014-08-13 05:09:04 UTC
Eleanor Wish wrote:
Sandwiches are too much effort. Just nuke a hot pocket and get back in the game.


Depends on what you get from the store to make them with. Some ingredients make the effort well worth the extra work. Though pockets are good for when you can't log or dock up.

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#24 - 2014-08-13 05:09:56 UTC
Since there's no topic to not be on, I'll post this funny story about work here today.

The CEO of my company had to send an email out to everyone to clarify the bringing pets to work policy. Dogs are allowed so long as they are not disruptive. Someone asked to bring her cat to work. The CEO says, "The only pu**ies allowed at work are the ones attached to human bodies. That is all. No discussion; dogs only."

I had to reply-all: "So, to be clear, you're saying it's okay for me to wear a strapon pu**y to work?"

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#25 - 2014-08-13 05:23:41 UTC
Glathull wrote:
Since there's no topic to not be on, I'll post this funny story about work here today.

The CEO of my company had to send an email out to everyone to clarify the bringing pets to work policy. Dogs are allowed so long as they are not disruptive. Someone asked to bring her cat to work. The CEO says, "The only pu**ies allowed at work are the ones attached to human bodies. That is all. No discussion; dogs only."

I had to reply-all: "So, to be clear, you're saying it's okay for me to wear a strapon pu**y to work?"


And all we have is a VP who is obsessed with catching the Batman.

Not even kidding about this.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Derrick Miles
Death Rabbit Ky Oneida
#26 - 2014-08-13 05:26:06 UTC
Glathull wrote:
Since there's no topic to not be on, I'll post this funny story about work here today.

The CEO of my company had to send an email out to everyone to clarify the bringing pets to work policy. Dogs are allowed so long as they are not disruptive. Someone asked to bring her cat to work. The CEO says, "The only pu**ies allowed at work are the ones attached to human bodies. That is all. No discussion; dogs only."

I had to reply-all: "So, to be clear, you're saying it's okay for me to wear a strapon pu**y to work?"

So... it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out that you weren't censoring the word "puppy".
IIshira
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#27 - 2014-08-13 05:49:44 UTC
Ham and cheese please!
flakeys
Doomheim
#28 - 2014-08-13 06:38:38 UTC
Is this a Grrrrr sandwiches of NERF sandwiches thread ? I'm confused.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#29 - 2014-08-13 06:44:28 UTC
flakeys wrote:
Is this a Grrrrr sandwiches of NERF sandwiches thread ? I'm confused.



This is clearly a "Nerf cloaked AFK hotpockets" thread or a "grrrrrr kitten blobbers" thread.


Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
ISD Atomic Dove
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#30 - 2014-08-13 06:47:50 UTC
I have locked this thread for reasons below, specifically the last sentence.


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