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What I learned today: Gas, Ass, or Grass
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Nose' Feliciano
#1 - 2014-08-08 16:46:40 UTC
Urban dictionary: gas, ass, or grass

What some people consider the rules of hitchhiking, where the hitchhiker, upon pickup or throughout the trip, must either provide:

1)Gas for the car,
2)Some type of sexual satisfaction, or
3)Some type of drug, usually MaryJane.

Hitchhiker: Yo dude, can i get a ride?
Dude: Gas, ass, or grass.
Hitchhiker: *pulls out baggie* Grass.

There are alternative payment solutions for hitchhiking:

Blink

Remodeled Crane Concept
RoAnnon
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2014-08-08 17:07:09 UTC
That was a popular bumper sticker back in the 70s during the fuel rationing and high prices. Bunch of my buddies in High School had it on their vehicles.

So, you're a bounty hunter. No, that ain't it at all. Then what are you? I'm a bounty hunter.

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Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#3 - 2014-08-08 17:30:24 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#4 - 2014-08-08 18:29:08 UTC
Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#5 - 2014-08-08 19:31:35 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
carlin lays it out.


Man I love Carlin, may he rest in peace!
Ranzabar
Doomheim
#6 - 2014-08-08 22:25:25 UTC
It went "Gas, Grass or Ass...Nobody rides for free"

Abide
Marsha Mallow
#7 - 2014-08-08 22:51:03 UTC
Flash the arse (whilst running away whooping loudly). Don't do this unless you can scamper really fast. I made someone crash their car doing it. Still not sure if the expression on his face was one of horror or admiration.

But I had previously mentioned he was a bad driver... and it really was a horriable car. I was worried he was about to engage in an unhealthy sexual relationship with it. That's my story and I'm sticking to it, officer.

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-08-09 01:26:29 UTC
Pass

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#9 - 2014-08-09 04:10:33 UTC
When you learn hobo signs, it will blow your mind.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

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Kytayn
Kronos TEchnologies
#10 - 2014-08-10 00:03:23 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
When you learn hobo signs, it will blow your mind.

Some people need to learn them sooner: http://thephonyon.wordpress.com/2013/06/01/language-barrier-results-in-tragic-hobo-signs-tattoo-instead-of-tramp-stamp/

Translation: Cops inactive, get out fast, unsafe place, no alcohol town, don't give up. That last symbol may be misplaced.

Be careful in Pulsar systems, you might get Pod Flu.

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#11 - 2014-08-12 00:52:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
No Gas, no Ass, no Grass... No Free Ride What a blast from the 70s culture past. That was a nice, curvey, analog, understated humor, pleasantly sardonic, kind of retro-ish scene. I think they were a little smokey and tokey in general. Don't forget Keep on Truckin

Nose', I regret that I have but one Like to give to your wide variety of quality posts. I hereby nominate Nose' Feliciano for Summer YC115 OOPE Class President! Who's with me?