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In Recognition of Kohiko Sun and Jude Kopenhagen

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Odelya d'Hanguest
Order of St. Severian
#1 - 2014-08-10 21:29:03 UTC
Kohiko Sun wrote:
Morijah d'Hanguest wrote:
Mr Hakatain

To make manifest our deep friendship with the Caldari State and its citizens, I have signed a decree that authorises the granting of honorary military titles of the Ducal Palasian Squadron [DPS] to members of the eight great corporations. The payment of 100.000.000 ISK is combined with the title.

Regards
Morijah d’Hanguest

Eh! This will be interesting. I never expected to have a title that would be polite to say, honorary or not, from the Kingdom.

I invite you to contact Jude or myself at your convenience. It is our pleasure to be of service to the Duchess d'Hanguest once more.



In the Name of the Lord


Rejoice, o chosen of God!

With great pleasure and satisfaction I announce that today, on Mehatoor VI, at 24IC station, 20:15 NET, Nauplius’ Frozen Corpse has been handed over to me. Kohiko Sun and Jude Kopenhagen destroyed the heretic’s vessel and his flesh in combat yesterday. The only survivor of the strike was a timid slaver hound, who has been adopted, and given the name Nauplius II. Those interested in visiting and feeding him, can do so in his future home, the Ducal Estates on Palas VIII. Appropriate food will be sold for a small obolus that will be added to Nauplius’ bounty.

I am pleased to proclaim that Kohiko Sun and Jude Kopenhagen have, by ducal right and prerogative, been named honorary Topoteretai of the Ducal Palasian Squadron [DPS]. A public reception for Topoteretes Sun and Topoteretes Kopenhagen will be held later this year.

Due to my monastic stay in Khanid low sec and my sister’s presence on Khanid Prime, the public viewing ceremony of Nauplius’ corpse cannot take place any time soon, but please do watch out for announcements in the future.

Let us pray and remember that God is with the good, who will triumph over evil. He judges the unworthy and redeems the pure. Now and forever and ever.

The Lord punished the sinners and drowned them in their own blood.
But the people of Amarr lived righteously and in fear of God.
Thus they were saved and became God’s chosen.


All Hail to Eternal Amarr! Hail to King Khanid! Hail to the Duchy of Palas and its Topoteretai!

Odelya d’Hanguest
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#2 - 2014-08-10 21:56:25 UTC
Yeah but will you have it engraved on a coronet?

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.

Marcus Gord
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2014-08-11 09:11:22 UTC
My regret is that I was asleep when it happened.

In a few moments you will have an experience that will seem completely real. It will be the result of your subconscious fears transformed to your conscious awareness.

http://i.imgur.com/LM2NKUf.png

Eran Mintor
Metropolis Commercial Consortium
#4 - 2014-08-11 09:22:27 UTC
Still trying to understand what this really achieves, besides drawing more attention to the pilot in question. Not that I think he shouldn't be hunted down but making such a spectacle of it seems to be counter-productive in the long-run.

-Eran
Odelya d'Hanguest
Order of St. Severian
#5 - 2014-08-11 09:51:10 UTC
Eran Mintor wrote:
Still trying to understand what this really achieves, besides drawing more attention to the pilot in question. Not that I think he shouldn't be hunted down but making such a spectacle of it seems to be counter-productive in the long-run.

-Eran

Mr Mintor,

when his corpse is available for public viewing, I will send you a special invitation. You will like what you will see. If it is attentions what he seeks, it is humiliation and defeat what he will harvest. The community of the faithful and its allies stands together like a solid rock when it has to overcome evil.

Best,
Odelya d’Hanguest
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#6 - 2014-08-11 09:52:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Valerie Valate
The questions everyone wants to know are still unanswered:

Will the corpse be taxidermied, or frozen ?

And will it be posed artistically, or realistically ?

Can you have your picture taken posing with it ?

These things matter.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#7 - 2014-08-11 09:56:29 UTC
Animatronics. I know a guy who knows a guy.

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.

Desiderya
Blue Canary
Watch This
#8 - 2014-08-11 10:12:04 UTC
Good catch.
I'm sure he'll see the error of his ways now.

Ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise.

Odelya d'Hanguest
Order of St. Severian
#9 - 2014-08-11 10:21:31 UTC
Desiderya wrote:
Good catch.
I'm sure he'll see the error of his ways now.

That there may be no misunderstanding: I have no intention or desire to save him. But to use him as an abhorrent example that warns others and exhilarates the faithful.

Valerie Valate wrote:
The questions everyone wants to know are still unanswered:

Will the corpse be taxidermied, or frozen ?

And will it be posed artistically, or realistically ?

Can you have your picture taken posing with it ?

These things matter.

We haven’t discussed this questions. I personally favour a cadaver trial, where his corpse will be clothed and seated on a chair before a posthumous execution. Anyway, blooders are not invited.
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#10 - 2014-08-11 10:52:28 UTC
Odelya d'Hanguest wrote:

Valerie Valate wrote:
The questions everyone wants to know are still unanswered:
Will the corpse be taxidermied, or frozen ?
And will it be posed artistically, or realistically ?
Can you have your picture taken posing with it ?
These things matter.

We haven’t discussed this questions. I personally favour a cadaver trial, where his corpse will be clothed and seated on a chair before a posthumous execution. Anyway, blooders are not invited.


I didn't ask who was invited. I asked how the corpse would be posed.

A posthumous execution you say. Well, one must question the impartiality of the trial then, since you've already decided on him being guilty, before the trial has even taken place.

Grounds for an appeal, I'd say.

Hurrrrr.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Odelya d'Hanguest
Order of St. Severian
#11 - 2014-08-11 11:31:05 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
Odelya d'Hanguest wrote:

Valerie Valate wrote:
The questions everyone wants to know are still unanswered:
Will the corpse be taxidermied, or frozen ?
And will it be posed artistically, or realistically ?
Can you have your picture taken posing with it ?
These things matter.

We haven’t discussed this questions. I personally favour a cadaver trial, where his corpse will be clothed and seated on a chair before a posthumous execution. Anyway, blooders are not invited.


I didn't ask who was invited. I asked how the corpse would be posed.

A posthumous execution you say. Well, one must question the impartiality of the trial then, since you've already decided on him being guilty, before the trial has even taken place.

Grounds for an appeal, I'd say.

Hurrrrr.

I find your understanding of the law little comforting. In almost every case of a crime it is possible to determine the verdict before the trial. Why should the “lack of impartiality” provide grounds for an “appeal”? (We do not have such unnecessary instruments as “appeals” on Palas). Of course he is guilty, he is a public heretic. A trial has to serve God first, society second, and a judge cannot be impartial when heresy erodes the fundaments of society and insults the Lord. The trial will showcase his heresies and crimes, mock heresy, inspire the youth and provide comfort to the old, frighten the hidden heretics and may even lead one or two back to the path of salvation.
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#12 - 2014-08-11 11:42:21 UTC
Odelya d'Hanguest wrote:
Valerie Valate wrote:
Odelya d'Hanguest wrote:

Valerie Valate wrote:
The questions everyone wants to know are still unanswered:
Will the corpse be taxidermied, or frozen ?
And will it be posed artistically, or realistically ?
Can you have your picture taken posing with it ?
These things matter.

We haven’t discussed this questions. I personally favour a cadaver trial, where his corpse will be clothed and seated on a chair before a posthumous execution. Anyway, blooders are not invited.


I didn't ask who was invited. I asked how the corpse would be posed.

A posthumous execution you say. Well, one must question the impartiality of the trial then, since you've already decided on him being guilty, before the trial has even taken place.

Grounds for an appeal, I'd say.

Hurrrrr.

I find your understanding of the law little comforting. In almost every case of a crime it is possible to determine the verdict before the trial. Why should the “lack of impartiality” provide grounds for an “appeal”? (We do not have such unnecessary instruments as “appeals” on Palas). Of course he is guilty, he is a public heretic. A trial has to serve God first, society second, and a judge cannot be impartial when heresy erodes the fundaments of society and insults the Lord. The trial will showcase his heresies and crimes, mock heresy, inspire the youth and provide comfort to the old, frighten the hidden heretics and may even lead one or two back to the path of salvation.


My sides !

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#13 - 2014-08-11 11:45:40 UTC
Hey, if the lady wants to play puppet show trial with recently vacated biomass, then that's her (slightly morbid and creepy) business.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders

Karynn Denton
Lekhantsi Salvage Depot
#14 - 2014-08-11 12:16:49 UTC
This business with the corpse is in really bad taste.

The corpse should have been burned along with the ship's wreckage as an offering to the ancestor spirits; it is their vengeance that must be wrought for the Matari lives he's taken.

Karynn Denton

Caravan Master

Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#15 - 2014-08-11 12:39:02 UTC
It saddens me that one such as her Ladyship who has seen the truth that Amarr Empire has gone wayward and liberal has nonetheless failed to come all the the way over to the True Faith — has failed to meditate upon the sacrifice of Molok the Deceiver on the altar of God — has failed to understand the centrality of Human Sacrifice to the Faith.

By the way, my combat record since the sacrifice of 123,918 filithy subhuman Minmatar in 92 Sigils stands at:
— 19 kills (18 of which solo, all unfleeted and including several pirate and faction kills, also including a few fights against multiple opponents, mostly achieved flying a lousy Tormentor)
— 6 losses (5 ships and a pod)
I take that record as evidence that God has accepted my sacrifice of the Minmatar and given me His blessing. Amen. Amarr Victor.
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
#16 - 2014-08-11 12:42:37 UTC
I believe I'm with Mr. Mintor and Mistress Denton on this one.

I suppose both mademoiselle d'Hanguest and mr. Naupilus are equally attention hungry, one trying to get into the spotlight now that she's back from her prolonged vacation, and the other... well, I'm no psychologist.

However, it's getting old quick. Hope we get to see something amusing in the IGS soon enough.
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Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#17 - 2014-08-11 12:53:53 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
By the way, my combat record since the sacrifice of 123,918 filithy subhuman Minmatar in 92 Sigils stands at:
— 19 kills (18 of which solo, all unfleeted and including several pirate and faction kills, also including a few fights against multiple opponents, mostly achieved flying a lousy Tormentor)
— 6 losses (5 ships and a pod)
I take that record as evidence that God has accepted my sacrifice of the Minmatar and given me His blessing. Amen. Amarr Victor.



You ever heard of the lonestar sharpshooter fallacy? Imagine a wildly inaccurate gunman emptying his weapon at the wall of a hangar, and then carefully painting a target around the densest cluster of bullet holes and claiming to be an expert marksman.

I figure if God really is on your side and you still managed to get popped six times, then God's either not trying or isn't all he's cracked up to be. One would expect better than a three-to-one ratio from omnipotence.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders

Marcus Gord
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2014-08-11 13:00:32 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
It saddens me that one such as her Ladyship who has seen the truth that Amarr Empire has gone wayward and liberal has nonetheless failed to come all the the way over to the True Faith — has failed to meditate upon the sacrifice of Molok the Deceiver on the altar of God — has failed to understand the centrality of Human Sacrifice to the Faith.

By the way, my combat record since the sacrifice of 123,918 filithy subhuman Minmatar in 92 Sigils stands at:
— 19 kills (18 of which solo, all unfleeted and including several pirate and faction kills, also including a few fights against multiple opponents, mostly achieved flying a lousy Tormentor)
— 6 losses (5 ships and a pod)
I take that record as evidence that God has accepted my sacrifice of the Minmatar and given me His blessing. Amen. Amarr Victor.


I'll bite.

That pod alone is worth more than every ship Stormcrows has lost against you to date, combined.

I consider that a win for us.

However, I'll speak for your not simply running at the first sign of combat as many in the militia do, so you have that going for you, which is nice.

In a few moments you will have an experience that will seem completely real. It will be the result of your subconscious fears transformed to your conscious awareness.

http://i.imgur.com/LM2NKUf.png

Samira Kernher
Cail Avetatu
#19 - 2014-08-11 13:16:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Samira Kernher
As much as I dislike saying it, the butcher has actually done rather well for himself. Some of the people who engaged him should feel ashamed of themselves for losing despite having extreme ship advantages.

Stormcrows at least are doing well, thanks to that pod.
Marcus Gord
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#20 - 2014-08-11 13:24:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Marcus Gord
Samira Kernher wrote:
As much as I dislike saying it, the butcher has actually done rather well for himself. Some of the people who engaged him should feel ashamed of themselves for losing despite having extreme ship advantages.

Stormcrows at least are doing well, thanks to that pod.


I hope you're not referring to my loss of a Comet in that statement, Ms Kernher?

It's not as clear cut as it looks, there. Backup got waylaid en-route.

I also made some very stupid mistakes, I'm willing to admit that. I'm out of practice. I treated Nauplius like any other militia member who usually rabbit at the first whiff of trouble.

Lessons learned.

In a few moments you will have an experience that will seem completely real. It will be the result of your subconscious fears transformed to your conscious awareness.

http://i.imgur.com/LM2NKUf.png

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