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Politician in drone double debacle.

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Desiderya
Blue Canary
Watch This
#21 - 2014-08-08 10:45:47 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Desiderya wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:


Your Breacher is a loose collection of shipyard scrap metal holding close formation. The last time I blew up a Breacher, the killmail gave me third place in top damage after Metal Fatigue and Ice Pitting.


Tss, such harsh mockery of my fourth-favorite ship in the class.


Based on the many times you've had to swim home after flying one.



People just prefer to shoot me first, so my stunning looks usually save your chin. But my Breachers are kind of designed to fall apart.

Ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise.

Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#22 - 2014-08-08 14:44:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Stitcher
The question I'm inclined to ask is just how fake and plastic this politician must be if his robotic duplicate could conceivably imitate him well enough to fool two women who intended to have sex with him.

I mean, even the very best drones don't stand up well to close and intimate scrutiny. Implying either that the politician in question has all the personality of a lump of silicon, or else that his girlfriends between them have the combined intellect of one.

Or both.

EDIT: also the editors went with "Drone Double Debacle"? as opposed to "Drone Double Trouble"? Alliteration's Alright, but Rhyme is Sublime.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders

Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#23 - 2014-08-08 14:48:44 UTC
On the other hand, at least he's got his head screwed on tight enough that he sent his actual self to do his actual job.

Disappointing that nobody's picked up on that yet.

Morwen Lagann

CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar

Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium

Owner, The Golden Masque

Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#24 - 2014-08-08 14:55:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Stitcher
Question is, would anybody have noticed if he hadn't?

The real tragedy here of course is that he didn't accidentally send the drone along to the meeting with orders to seduce.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders

Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#25 - 2014-08-08 15:08:59 UTC
Desiderya wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Desiderya wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:


Your Breacher is a loose collection of shipyard scrap metal holding close formation. The last time I blew up a Breacher, the killmail gave me third place in top damage after Metal Fatigue and Ice Pitting.


Tss, such harsh mockery of my fourth-favorite ship in the class.


Based on the many times you've had to swim home after flying one.



People just prefer to shoot me first, so my stunning looks usually save your chin. But my Breachers are kind of designed to fall apart.


Oh yes, I'm used to saving your stunning little ass from being shot at.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#26 - 2014-08-08 15:37:45 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Muck Raker wrote:

Conspiracy theorists on Gal-Net, were quick to extrapolate from this incident, with several questioning the reality of the Federation Senate.
"What if all the Senators are drone lookalikes?" asked one.

Would it mean that drone lookalikes were responsible for that criminal anti-hunam "Operation" Highlander?
Probably sending such lookalikes to senate instead of themselves is a gallentean way of saving their worthless lives.

I think, that disregarding who made decision about this atrocious operaion, both lookalike drones and their flesh prototypes must be detained, put under tribunal and executed for crimes against humanity and Caldari peoples.

What was so wrong and "anti-human" about Operation Highlander? It was a fairly straight forward attack on a military target.

It was attack on inhabited Caldari homeworld outside of war zone, determined by convention signed with CONCORD.
Gallenteans poured infantry on peaceful world through planetary defenses. And when the said defenses moved to low orbit to suppress insurgency, caused by gallentean intervention and occupation attempt, they were ambushed by gallentean capital fleet.
Capital size-battle happened on the low planetary orbit and remains of enormous destroyed capital ships, including whole titan, fell down on inhabited by Caldari planet.
Titan class vessels have on board quite large number of conventional capital ship ammunition plus doomsday ammunition. If all these stock would detonate on impact together with ship reactors, that wouldn't be just like falling a hull of titan down. It wouldn't be even like a couple of shots of doomsday on the planet surface. This would be a planetary extinction level event.

Caused by gallente...

Luckily, by effort of Adm. Yanala, this didn't happen, but the planet and civilians still recieved a lot of damage from fall of titan and other capital ship hulls. And only gallenteans are to blame in this.

If they wanted to just destroy these ships, that were, by the way, guarding OUR planet, they could have straight attacked them on high planetary orbit, so their remains wouldn't threat the planet.

But noo~ they lured them first into most vulnerable to Caldari civilians position.

You want to know why? This is simple. Please remember why this war has started, and what gallenteans was doing on Caldari Prime, and what caused our resolution to intervene and take our home back.

It were gallenteans, who were screaming to "Exterminate all Caldari". And they still continue doing this.
And this is why we are fighting this war.

An attack promped by cowardly threats of violence against Gallente civilians by provist forces preceded by an unlawful incursion into sovereign Gallente space, the attack was justified. It was a stupid move on the Caldari navy to move that titan closer to the planet anyway, who wouldn't bring orbital support to an engagement like that? The only reason that titan fell on that planet is because provists were too arrogant. They could have left the titan in high orbit knowing it was a priority target and destruction in low orbit would be a disaster.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#27 - 2014-08-08 16:05:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Stitcher
Operation Highlander was arguably a defeat for the Federation, or at the very best a Pyrrhic victory. Sure, they accomplished their objective of destroying the Shiigeru and breaking the orbital blockade, but the ground remained in Caldari hands thanks to some very tenacious fighting and they sustained heavy losses in orbit.

Arcurio was formally handed over to Ishukone's care recently and despite the absence of any Caldari military forces to protect it the Gallenteans have not made any attempt at another invasion.

Why? Because the most practical thing for both sides to do now is to satisfy themselves with the status quo and move on. Enough damage has been done recriminating over the past and who is to blame for it. The Caldari have what we want: further saber-rattling serves only to jeopardize the very thing that we risked so much to reclaim.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders

Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#28 - 2014-08-08 16:11:34 UTC
Stitcher wrote:
The question I'm inclined to ask is just how fake and plastic this politician must be if his robotic duplicate could conceivably imitate him well enough to fool two women who intended to have sex with him.

I mean, even the very best drones don't stand up well to close and intimate scrutiny. Implying either that the politician in question has all the personality of a lump of silicon, or else that his girlfriends between them have the combined intellect of one.


The other possibility, is that one or both of the girlfriends, were also drone doubles !

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#29 - 2014-08-08 16:15:41 UTC
pretty sure at that point we'd just be entering a classic farce.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders

Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#30 - 2014-08-08 16:26:49 UTC
Are you suggesting that being a capsuleer is not a farce in itself ?

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.

Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#31 - 2014-08-08 16:36:07 UTC
Well, yes.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders

Jennifer Maxwell
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#32 - 2014-08-08 17:00:02 UTC
Stitcher wrote:
Operation Highlander was arguably a defeat for the Federation, or at the very best a Pyrrhic victory. Sure, they accomplished their objective of destroying the Shiigeru and breaking the orbital blockade, but the ground remained in Caldari hands thanks to some very tenacious fighting and they sustained heavy losses in orbit.

Arcurio was formally handed over to Ishukone's care recently and despite the absence of any Caldari military forces to protect it the Gallenteans have not made any attempt at another invasion.

Why? Because the most practical thing for both sides to do now is to satisfy themselves with the status quo and move on. Enough damage has been done recriminating over the past and who is to blame for it. The Caldari have what we want: further saber-rattling serves only to jeopardize the very thing that we risked so much to reclaim.

I could not agree more.
Bryen Verrisai
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2014-08-08 20:56:56 UTC
Stitcher wrote:
Operation Highlander was arguably a defeat for the Federation, or at the very best a Pyrrhic victory. Sure, they accomplished their objective of destroying the Shiigeru and breaking the orbital blockade, but the ground remained in Caldari hands thanks to some very tenacious fighting and they sustained heavy losses in orbit.

As I recall, the prime objective of Operation Highlander was the removal of the Shiigeru and its support fleet from Federation space. There may have been an implicit understanding or belief that in doing so the reclamation of Caldari Prime would follow, but the chief goal was always to eliminate the titanic threat Heth's forces posed to the citizens of Luminaire.
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#34 - 2014-08-08 21:18:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Stitcher
hence: "Arguably". as in, we can argue about it.

Or, and this is my preferred option, we can file it firmly under "past events", derive whatever lessons can be learned from the whole debacle - which I think has been done - and get on with the business of the future.

There is (or should) now no longer an ongoing grievance concerning our homeworld. Ongoing grievances regarding the situation in Placid and Black Rise are the next order of business, and hopefully a rather easier one to resolve.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders

Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#35 - 2014-08-08 21:27:28 UTC
Bryen Verrisai wrote:
Stitcher wrote:
Operation Highlander was arguably a defeat for the Federation, or at the very best a Pyrrhic victory. Sure, they accomplished their objective of destroying the Shiigeru and breaking the orbital blockade, but the ground remained in Caldari hands thanks to some very tenacious fighting and they sustained heavy losses in orbit.

As I recall, the prime objective of Operation Highlander was the removal of the Shiigeru and its support fleet from Federation space. There may have been an implicit understanding or belief that in doing so the reclamation of Caldari Prime would follow, but the chief goal was always to eliminate the titanic threat Heth's forces posed to the citizens of Luminaire.


Well, I hope they managed to sell their losses as 'acceptable' post-mission. Because I was there and the Federal Navy sure didn't swan in, achieve their objective with ease and then hold the field comfortably. They swanned in, blew the crap out of a Titan that was too low in orbit to possibly not inflict horrendous damage on the planet when it brewed up and managed to lose the greater part of their force before being driven from the field by capsuleer forces.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Jennifer Maxwell
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#36 - 2014-08-08 21:30:06 UTC
Stitcher wrote:
hence: "Arguably". as in, we can argue about it.

Or, and this is my preferred option, we can file it firmly under "past events", derive whatever lessons can be learned from the whole debacle - which I think has been done - and get on with the business of the future.

There is now (or should now) no longer an ongoing grievance concerning our homeworld. Ongoing grievances regarding the situation in Placid and Black Rise are the next order of business, and hopefully a rather easier one to resolve.

Easy in what way? From where I'm sitting, it looks like a clusterfuck that's never gonna get solved.
Stitcher
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#37 - 2014-08-08 21:46:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Stitcher
"Easier" means "relatively less difficult than". It does not necessarily mean "easy" in absolute terms.

It's worth paying attention to my precise words.

AKA Hambone

Author of The Deathworlders

Bryen Verrisai
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2014-08-08 21:55:33 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Well, I hope they managed to sell their losses as 'acceptable' post-mission. Because I was there and the Federal Navy sure didn't swan in, achieve their objective with ease and then hold the field comfortably. They swanned in, blew the crap out of a Titan that was too low in orbit to possibly not inflict horrendous damage on the planet when it brewed up and managed to lose the greater part of their force before being driven from the field by capsuleer forces.

All unnecessary loss of life is regrettable, but sometimes it takes the sacrifice and/or destruction of a few lives to ensure the safety of a great deal more. Being a soldier means being willing to make that sacrifice when called upon to do so.

The Caldari under Heth were able and willing to use the Shiigeru to inflict unimaginable suffering and destruction upon innocent people within the Luminaire, and as such were a threat that needed to be stopped. I do not believe the Federation soldiers that died to destroy the Shiigeru would regret their fate if they could speak on the matter now, and I do not think those who survived would have regretted giving their own lives as well to ensure the safety of the people they vowed to protect.

To most people in the Federation, the losses were "acceptable". A select few pacifists might disagree, as would the insignificant amount of U-Nat holdouts that won't be pleased until every strand of Caldari DNA has been sterilized from the known universe. But for the most part you'd be hard-pressed to find Federation citizens that do not condone Operation Highlander and applaud its results.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#39 - 2014-08-09 03:36:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Pieter Tuulinen
Ai. A Million crewmen were not too much for you, then? I had to tune out Lifepod transmissions because they had long since drowned out the guard channels and frantic evacuees were shifting to other frequencies to try and be heard. That and I couldn't pick them up anyway, for fear that my crew would have simply spaced Federal Navy crewmen. Normally, of course, I'd punish that sort of behaviour with death myself, but the rules were different on that day.

You realise that Titan was there for five years, and the only time anyone talked about firing on the planet (which, by the way, the Shiigeru's Commander was unwilling to actually do) was when that first wave of Moros dropped onto grid? And the vast majority of lives taken on the planet itself, were taken when the Shiigeru's debris deorbited, and when your terrorists and paramilitaries attacked civilian targets. Nobody even discussed the possibilty of the Shiigeru simply warping to Gallentia and opening fire there. Which it also could have done, in that five year period when NO shots were fired. It seems to me that you caused a vast amount of suffering and death for fear of some unspecified slaughter that may never have happened.

Since you are actually permitted, why not orbit Caldari Prime and see the scar gouged upon the holiest mountain range on the planet for yourself? I try not to get bitter about it, but it's another scar on our world, inflicted by your people, and another dead Caldari hero. Tovil-Toba, Gariushi, Yanala... I hope the current positive news from the surface of Home is the start of some reallisation on the part of the Federation as to what they've been doing...

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Bryen Verrisai
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#40 - 2014-08-09 07:31:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Bryen Verrisai
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
You realise that Titan was there for five years, and the only time anyone talked about firing on the planet (which, by the way, the Shiigeru's Commander was unwilling to actually do) was when that first wave of Moros dropped onto grid?

Actually the talk about firing on planets occurred years prior, when the Caldari launched an illegal invasion, violated every interstellar treaty they had signed, and threatened genocide if they didn't get their way.

Admiral Yanala was hero, no doubt, but she was also a single, individual person. Can you be so confident any other Caldari would not have fired upon the planet, if commanded to do so by the hero and idol of the State, Tibus Heth? It's important to remember that a hero is a hero because they have proven themselves exceptional, and I don't think it's unfair to say that Admiral Yanala was an exception amongst a society which condoned and supported the threat of using a doomsday weapon against civilians for the sake of revenge against old enemies.

And as for the silly notion that because the Shiigeru had yet to fire, that it would not? I don't really know you personally, Mr. Tuulinen, but I know your posting history well enough to confidently say that I believe you are a very intelligent person. Too intelligent to fail to realize that there are some threats that simply can't be ignored. You don't get to put a gun up to an innocent person's head and force them to live in a constant state of fear for years on end without consequences.

Let us say that (given the conceit of similar circumstances of a breach of security in the State's perimeter defenses) President Roden decided to launch an Erebus class titan (with support fleet) into the system of New Caldari, and threatened that should any attempt to remove it occur its doomsday weapon would fire on one or more planets within the system. Would this be acceptable? Would you be content to allow an extreme threat to your people, answerable only to one of your nation's greatest enemies, reside unharassed in the heart of your nation until such a time as it decided it felt like striking for whatever reason it cared to fabricate (or even for no reason at all).

Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
It seems to me that you caused a vast amount of suffering and death for fear of some unspecified slaughter that may never have happened.

The Federation played with the hand the State dealt it. It chose to make a great deal of sacrifice for the sake of securing the future safety of its people against an angry and vengeful invader.

You say that the Caldari came for Caldari Prime; nothing more, nothing less. That would have been very nice, and I very much would have preferred that was the case. But the truth is a little different: as early as the signing of CEWPA there were cables and documents circulating within the Caldari navy (and intercepted by our good friends at the FIO) suggesting ambitions far beyond that. They didn't make the news, but they're easy enough to find if you have contacts in the intelligence game. Maybe you're familiar already, being fellow former military man yourself. The gist of it: that the lowsec militia zones be conquered and used as a springboard for a full-scale invasion of Luminaire.

The truth is the Cadari as a whole were out for blood, their frenzy driven on by the madman at the reins. A degree of anger from the State is to be expected and certainly can't be begrudged considering our shared history. But when you nurse your bitterness, and anger, and humiliation for centuries, you don't come out of that wanting nothing more than fair-handed justice. Unless you possess the grace of an Amarrian saint, I suppose.

Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Since you are actually permitted, why not orbit Caldari Prime and see the scar gouged upon the holiest mountain range on the planet for yourself? I try not to get bitter about it, but it's another scar on our world, inflicted by your people, and another dead Caldari hero. Tovil-Toba, Gariushi, Yanala... I hope the current positive news from the surface of Home is the start of some realization on the part of the Federation as to what they've been doing...

I've seen it many times. It's very sad. It is a shame that the State under Heth chose a path of violence, treachery, and revenge. Such things never reach their conclusion without their share of bloodshed and destruction. Something I'm sure Heth was well aware of and counting on.

And the Federation has largely recognized the crimes it committed in regards to the history of Caldari Prime. Unfortunately, the people of the State have yet to do the same.

TL;DR: Choices were made, consequences happened. Coulda been better, coulda been worse, but unless someone has a time machine lying around we don't get any do-overs and have to work with what we've got.