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How can EvE get rid of players?

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Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#1 - 2014-08-07 20:40:15 UTC
You know who I'm talking about. The ones who think EvE should be more like other games. The ones who hate it when consequences occur. The ones who make the game worse for those of us who enjoy how EvE is the crazy hot red headed **** that you can't predict or control. You just have sex with her when she lets you and put up with the crazy because that's who she is.


How do we get rid of the people that want to take my crazy red headed **** away from me and turn her into a Stepford wife?


Step one: war dec anyone who has to google Stepford wife.

Step two: open for ideas here.

Step three: you thought I was going to complete the meme and say "profit." Denied. Sort of.

Profit?

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Gallowmere Rorschach
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-08-07 20:46:30 UTC
According to all of the doomsayers, all they need to do, is keep doing what they are right now, and all of those guys will be gone within a couple of months.
~muh15dorrahs~
Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#3 - 2014-08-07 20:48:55 UTC
Okay. Well, can we do more of it faster?

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Maldiro Selkurk
Radiation Sickness
#4 - 2014-08-07 20:55:16 UTC
In B4 lock.

Yawn,  I'm right as usual. The predictability kinda gets boring really.
Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#5 - 2014-08-07 20:59:04 UTC
Glathull wrote:
You know who I'm talking about. The ones who think EvE should be more like other games. The ones who hate it when consequences occur. The ones who make the game worse for those of us who enjoy how EvE is the crazy hot red headed **** that you can't predict or control. You just have sex with her when she lets you and put up with the crazy because that's who she is.


How do we get rid of the people that want to take my crazy red headed **** away from me and turn her into a Stepford wife?


Step one: war dec anyone who has to google Stepford wife.

Step two: open for ideas here.

Step three: you thought I was going to complete the meme and say "profit." Denied. Sort of.

Profit?


Step 1: Wait for Star Citizen

Step 2: Hope the forget their EVE password when they realize that they suck in Star Citizen like they did in EVE (despite blaming the game and CCP for their failures) and try to come back here much more quietly than they left.
Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#6 - 2014-08-07 21:00:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Glathull
Yeah, probably will get locked. ISD isn't a fan of satire. :(

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-08-07 21:17:24 UTC
I welcome the coming wardec.

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Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#8 - 2014-08-07 21:47:13 UTC
A dude named after a Garrison Keillor thing doesn't know what the Stepford wives are.


That's actually perfect. Thank you for being existentially consistent. War dec waved.

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#9 - 2014-08-07 21:48:45 UTC
What I would do is set up a giant wooden box, propped up with a stick.. with a length of string attached to the stick.

Under the box, I shall place a copy of WoW.

Then I will hide and wait.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#10 - 2014-08-07 21:50:17 UTC
From my understanding, we get them to make other people sing Disney songs, then we act really pissed about it.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#11 - 2014-08-07 21:56:08 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
What I would do is set up a giant wooden box, propped up with a stick.. with a length of string attached to the stick.

Under the box, I shall place a copy of WoW.

Then I will hide and wait.




I was totally with you until the length of string. That was the piece I've been missing this whole time.

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Marsha Mallow
#12 - 2014-08-07 21:57:55 UTC
Glathull wrote:
The ones who think EvE should be more like other games.

On the forums it's relatively easy. Shouting "Get aouuut" does the trick eventually. Or you can get Trippia to chase them off with logic and reason. My personal preference is a combi of: "Haha no. Stuff to me. Death to highsec. Remove level 4s from empire" and so on until they explode in gibbering outrage.

It's incredibly difficult talking to these people in comms though. They get really uppity when you contradict them or start sniggering. I think last time someone gave me a lengthy lecture on the virtues of WoW I accidentally aggroed everything in a lvl 4 then warped off and pretended to dc. Their screams in comms were epic, but I'm pretty sure everyone else in corp knew I'd done it deliberately, so they gave him a free ship. Gits :(

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day
LUMINOUS SPIRIT
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#13 - 2014-08-07 22:01:37 UTC
Glathull wrote:
You know who I'm talking about. The ones who think EvE should be more like other games. The ones who hate it when consequences occur. The ones who make the game worse for those of us who enjoy how EvE is the crazy hot red headed **** that you can't predict or control. You just have sex with her when she lets you and put up with the crazy because that's who she is.


How do we get rid of the people that want to take my crazy red headed **** away from me and turn her into a Stepford wife?


Step one: war dec anyone who has to google Stepford wife.

Step two: open for ideas here.

Step three: you thought I was going to complete the meme and say "profit." Denied. Sort of.

Profit?


i think EVE should become more normal, more like WoW and other mmorgs. I think EVE should welcome new players instead of driving them away.

You want to run me out of EVE? Im in wormhole space and not hard to find, come at me bro, wardeck me with your 16 lifetime highsec suicide gank kills, see how far you get.
S'Way
State War Academy
Caldari State
#14 - 2014-08-07 22:03:15 UTC
How ? Simple - get them to read the usual threads that get posted daily on the forum.
Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#15 - 2014-08-07 22:07:55 UTC
LUMINOUS SPIRIT wrote:
Glathull wrote:
You know who I'm talking about. The ones who think EvE should be more like other games. The ones who hate it when consequences occur. The ones who make the game worse for those of us who enjoy how EvE is the crazy hot red headed **** that you can't predict or control. You just have sex with her when she lets you and put up with the crazy because that's who she is.


How do we get rid of the people that want to take my crazy red headed **** away from me and turn her into a Stepford wife?


Step one: war dec anyone who has to google Stepford wife.

Step two: open for ideas here.

Step three: you thought I was going to complete the meme and say "profit." Denied. Sort of.

Profit?


i think EVE should become more normal, more like WoW and other mmorgs. I think EVE should welcome new players instead of driving them away.

You want to run me out of EVE? Im in wormhole space and not hard to find, come at me bro, wardeck me with your 16 lifetime highsec suicide gank kills, see how far you get.



I don't remember suicide ganking anyone. But I may have been drunk.

Let me rephrase that: I am definitely drunk anytime I'm actually playing eve. So maybe I did.

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Good Posting
Doomheim
#16 - 2014-08-07 22:10:26 UTC
By you elitist (lol) logic we should not allow rvb since it is basically consensual pvp and in high sec. Wow content, in oher words.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#17 - 2014-08-07 22:12:06 UTC
Good Posting wrote:
By you elitist (lol) logic we should not allow rvb since it is basically consensual pvp and in high sec. Wow content, in oher words.


That whooshing sound?

That was the sound of the point going over your head.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Good Posting
Doomheim
#18 - 2014-08-07 22:15:04 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Good Posting wrote:
By you elitist (lol) logic we should not allow rvb since it is basically consensual pvp and in high sec. Wow content, in oher words.


That whooshing sound?

That was the sound of the point going over your head.


The wow content is still there. In OUR eve omg!
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#19 - 2014-08-07 22:32:49 UTC
LUMINOUS SPIRIT wrote:
i think EVE should become more normal, more like WoW and other mmorgs. I think EVE should welcome new players instead of driving them away.

You want to run me out of EVE? Im in wormhole space and not hard to find, come at me bro, wardeck me with your 16 lifetime highsec suicide gank kills, see how far you get.
I think you should go back to WoW.

Given your terrible and often poisonous posting, I'm surprised your corp hasn't run you out of Eve themselves for making them, and WH folk in general, look bad.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Mac Tir
State War Academy
Caldari State
#20 - 2014-08-07 22:37:11 UTC
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