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Hillbillageddon Season I

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Tiger Would
Doomheim
#141 - 2011-12-08 20:03:58 UTC
Max Gankage wrote:
Oh, I'd also suggest that you get a spai to apply to this corp so you can be super-leet in getting intel. I'll even give them a supaspai medal when it's all over if you like. Smile

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We dont need your ideas sir, we have plenty.

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would

Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#142 - 2011-12-08 20:54:05 UTC
I do not expect that you not point and laugh Mr.Would, I expect you to die.

 Though All Men Do Despise Us

Tiger Would
Doomheim
#143 - 2011-12-08 21:06:31 UTC
Krios Ahzek wrote:
I do not expect that you not point and laugh Mr.Would, I expect you to die.



Actually good news than sir, i will one day, i am mortal.

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would

Jack Traynor
Doomheim
#144 - 2011-12-08 21:14:36 UTC
Tiger Would wrote:
It is initiatives like hulkageddon that make EvE more fun.

So this thread is going to be about how we could extract tears from hulkageddon organizers and participants
I figured that the best way would be to just make fun of them.


The best way to extract tears is to actually FIT YOUR BLOODY SHIPS for the risk. Best laugh I've had was with some failganker that pew'd on my Hulk with a T2 fit Brutix and promptly was rewarded with CONCORDokken. Me? I continued my ice mining, looted his wreck, and made some isk on his fail.

Fit the ships correctly and it won't be the miner's tears that flow.

But we all know that won't happen. Pirate
Anshio Tamark
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#145 - 2011-12-08 21:16:52 UTC
Jack Traynor wrote:
Tiger Would wrote:
It is initiatives like hulkageddon that make EvE more fun.

So this thread is going to be about how we could extract tears from hulkageddon organizers and participants
I figured that the best way would be to just make fun of them.


The best way to extract tears is to actually FIT YOUR BLOODY SHIPS for the risk. Best laugh I've had was with some failganker that pew'd on my Hulk with a T2 fit Brutix and promptly was rewarded with CONCORDokken. Me? I continued my ice mining, looted his wreck, and made some isk on his fail.

Fit the ships correctly and it won't be the miner's tears that flow.

But we all know that won't happen. Pirate

Go ahead and do it your way. We'll have fun enough doing this our way.
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#146 - 2011-12-08 21:18:05 UTC
Jack Traynor wrote:
Tiger Would wrote:
It is initiatives like hulkageddon that make EvE more fun.

So this thread is going to be about how we could extract tears from hulkageddon organizers and participants
I figured that the best way would be to just make fun of them.


The best way to extract tears is to actually FIT YOUR BLOODY SHIPS for the risk. Best laugh I've had was with some failganker that pew'd on my Hulk with a T2 fit Brutix and promptly was rewarded with CONCORDokken. Me? I continued my ice mining, looted his wreck, and made some isk on his fail.

Fit the ships correctly and it won't be the miner's tears that flow.

But we all know that won't happen. Pirate



Let me think....ehmmm....nahhh
i rather point and laugh sir, sorry.

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would

Anshio Tamark
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#147 - 2011-12-08 21:23:14 UTC
Tiger Would wrote:
Jack Traynor wrote:
Tiger Would wrote:
It is initiatives like hulkageddon that make EvE more fun.

So this thread is going to be about how we could extract tears from hulkageddon organizers and participants
I figured that the best way would be to just make fun of them.


The best way to extract tears is to actually FIT YOUR BLOODY SHIPS for the risk. Best laugh I've had was with some failganker that pew'd on my Hulk with a T2 fit Brutix and promptly was rewarded with CONCORDokken. Me? I continued my ice mining, looted his wreck, and made some isk on his fail.

Fit the ships correctly and it won't be the miner's tears that flow.

But we all know that won't happen. Pirate



Let me think....ehmmm....nahhh
i rather point and laugh sir, sorry.

I'm pretty sure it'll be just as easy to just fit a bunch of Bantams with 2 Miner I's and nothing else and just mine happily, until we run out of ships.
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#148 - 2011-12-08 21:35:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Tiger Would
I'm pretty sure it'll be just as easy to just fit a bunch of Bantams with 2 Miner I's and nothing else and just mine happily, until we run out of ships.
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Did you see the mail by the way on the previous page from goonfleet, i guess it is getting under the skin a bit.

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would

Anshio Tamark
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#149 - 2011-12-08 21:39:57 UTC
Tiger Would wrote:
I'm pretty sure it'll be just as easy to just fit a bunch of Bantams with 2 Miner I's and nothing else and just mine happily, until we run out of ships.
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Did you see the mail by the way on the previous page from goonfleet, i guess it is getting under the skin a bit.


As for what your suggesting, it would be just perfect if whole areas will only have mining bantams. If we do see someone mining (we could scout out before) in exhumer what ever we could ask them to temporarely switch to bantam.
Atleast untill they cleared the area.

We dont need to do it all day, actually only when they are in the area, we will discuss details i suppose on ingame mail.

I can also see something else, maybe fit one miner and one gun. When a few arrive fixate on one of them and see if we can bring that one attacker down before they got all the bantams.

Quite crued plan, but i have many to discuss with you, and am all ears what else you could suggest. (and others ofcourse)

By fitting weapons, we have to live with sacrificing a bit of cargo-space... nah, who cares. It's not like we expect to actually get any ore out of this anyway, just plain good old-fashioned fun.
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#150 - 2011-12-08 21:44:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Tiger Would
Removed double post

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would

Tiger Would
Doomheim
#151 - 2011-12-08 21:44:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Tiger Would
By fitting weapons, we have to live with sacrificing a bit of cargo-space... nah, who cares. It's not like we expect to actually get any ore out of this anyway, just plain good old-fashioned fun.
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Exactly, i think we will be to busy scouting them out to set up *camp* in the right places every time.


Like you said, just plain good old-fashioned fun.

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would

Anshio Tamark
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#152 - 2011-12-08 21:52:05 UTC
Tiger Would wrote:
By fitting weapons, we have to live with sacrificing a bit of cargo-space... nah, who cares. It's not like we expect to actually get any ore out of this anyway, just plain good old-fashioned fun.
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Exactly, i think we will be to besy scouting them out to set up *camp* in the right places every time.
I will not be in it for the ore.

Like you said, just plain good old-fashioned fun.

Agreed. I know that my base-of-operations is a good place to start. There tends to be somewhere between 70 and 200 players in that system, so the odds of being ganked are quite high.
Anshio Tamark
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#153 - 2011-12-08 21:52:25 UTC
Tiger Would wrote:
By fitting weapons, we have to live with sacrificing a bit of cargo-space... nah, who cares. It's not like we expect to actually get any ore out of this anyway, just plain good old-fashioned fun.
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Exactly, i think we will be to besy scouting them out to set up *camp* in the right places every time.
I will not be in it for the ore.

Like you said, just plain good old-fashioned fun.

Agreed. I know that my base-of-operations is a good place to start. There tends to be somewhere between 70 and 200 players in that system, so the odds of being ganked are quite high.
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#154 - 2011-12-08 21:57:20 UTC
Tiger Would wrote:
Go out in fleets of bantams to mine the nulsec belts of the participants (leave implants at home)


please do this!

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar

Anshio Tamark
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#155 - 2011-12-08 21:58:28 UTC
Ooh. We've got Goonswarm's attention now. This day keeps getting better and better.
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#156 - 2011-12-08 22:00:15 UTC
if you're going to do bantams, stay in nice compact groups, it looks great!

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar

Anshio Tamark
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#157 - 2011-12-08 22:01:54 UTC
Yeah... No. We're not idiots. You'd just come pop us all at once with smartbombs. There's no fun in that.
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#158 - 2011-12-08 22:05:19 UTC
Anshio Tamark wrote:
Yeah... No. We're not idiots. You'd just come pop us all at once with smartbombs. There's no fun in that.


WHY ARE YOU GANKING MY CUNNING PLAN

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar

Anshio Tamark
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#159 - 2011-12-08 22:06:31 UTC
Tiger Would wrote:
I'm pretty sure it'll be just as easy to just fit a bunch of Bantams with 2 Miner I's and nothing else and just mine happily, until we run out of ships.
_____________________________________________________________________________________

Did you see the mail by the way on the previous page from goonfleet, i guess it is getting under the skin a bit.


As for what your suggesting, it would be just perfect if whole areas will only have mining bantams. If we do see someone mining (we could scout out before) in exhumer what ever we could ask them to temporarely switch to bantam.
Atleast untill they cleared the area.

We dont need to do it all day, actually only when they are in the area, we will discuss details i suppose on ingame mail.

I can also see something else, maybe fit one miner and one gun. When a few arrive focus on one of them and see if we can bring that one attacker down before they got all the bantams.

Quite crued plan, but i have many to discuss with you, and am all ears what else you could suggest. (and others ofcourse)

I've got one idea that I think would be hilarious, but I'd prefer to discuss it in privacy (meaning off-forum) so the gankers don't get in on it too.
Anshio Tamark
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#160 - 2011-12-08 22:07:59 UTC
Andski wrote:
Anshio Tamark wrote:
Yeah... No. We're not idiots. You'd just come pop us all at once with smartbombs. There's no fun in that.


WHY ARE YOU GANKING MY CUNNING PLAN

It's not like it was hard to figure out that you would just come and pop our Bantams with smartbombs. It's actually one of the oldest tricks in the book.