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How do I get this guy out of MY wormhole?

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Beta Maoye
#21 - 2014-08-07 10:56:24 UTC
Fine art of troll. Enjoy reading it.
Bloody Slave
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#22 - 2014-08-07 11:25:51 UTC
As long you don't force him to move to MY wormhole, I wish you success on the endeavor.Bear

Anyways, I have some kestrels here I'm not using ATM (no unwanted guests for quite long time) and you can borrow some from me if you need to replace, I know the life in WH space is a hard one and we cannot afford to defend it against such cruelty without breaking our tinny wallet.

(sarcasm off)

Nice troll, nice story, I would like to read more if you keep it going. P

If your balls are hurt and bleeding don't sit in a pool full of piranhas (note to myself: don't complain in GD)
Christina Project
Screaming Head in a Box.
#23 - 2014-08-07 11:36:07 UTC

This is like popping the victim's wreck after a suicide.

Hilarious. xD

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Lemonades
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#24 - 2014-08-07 11:42:55 UTC
If you're losing SP update your clone, dummy.
Owen Levanth
Sagittarius Unlimited Exploration
#25 - 2014-08-07 12:01:50 UTC
So sad, OP. But you're right, this is a travesty!

Write this ******* right now that he is doing this wrong! Everyone knows there's just one way to deal with a Kestrel: Immobilize it with multiple webs, neut it out, scramble it and then go to lunch for a few hours.
RoAnnon
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2014-08-07 12:29:27 UTC
Reminds me of that one South Park episode...

So, you're a bounty hunter. No, that ain't it at all. Then what are you? I'm a bounty hunter.

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Samuel Triptee
Battle Toad Brigade
Ribbit.
#27 - 2014-08-07 12:54:57 UTC
Great Read!

However, I think you are under the illusion that it is your wormhole.

It's seems to me that you are in his wormhole.

Have You Hugged Your Frigate Today?
De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#28 - 2014-08-07 13:04:21 UTC
Mr Wilkus,

It was with a growing sense of anger and disgust that I read about your treatment at the hands of this obvious greifer and potential client hacker. I mean, if he's just ignoring the rain of rockets from your multiple kestrels, he is obviously manipulating the game code to his own advantage. It is obvious to me that you have a clear cut case for reimbursement, not only of your lost skill points, but of the ISK you could have been making while you were trying to chase this disgusting cheater from your worm hole.

For the paltry sum of 500 million ISK, I can insure that this matter receives the attention it deserves from CCP immediately. I ... well I should not be telling you this, but I have Hilmar on speed dial. So you see, I can quite easily phone him up and advise him that to avoid the negative publicity this incident is sure to generate in the gaming press (something CCP can ill afford in the present climate!), he should immediately reimburse all your losses, add a substantial donation to your own wallet, and permanently ban this disgusting, perverse creature who continues to ruin your game play.

I look forward to your transfer, and hope that you will allow me to assist you in this matter.

Yours in Fellowship.
De'Veldrin

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
Samuel Triptee
Battle Toad Brigade
Ribbit.
#29 - 2014-08-07 14:29:04 UTC
De'Veldrin wrote:
Mr Wilkus,

It was with a growing sense of anger and disgust that I read about your treatment at the hands of this obvious greifer and potential client hacker. I mean, if he's just ignoring the rain of rockets from your multiple kestrels, he is obviously manipulating the game code to his own advantage. It is obvious to me that you have a clear cut case for reimbursement, not only of your lost skill points, but of the ISK you could have been making while you were trying to chase this disgusting cheater from your worm hole.

For the paltry sum of 500 million ISK, I can insure that this matter receives the attention it deserves from CCP immediately. I ... well I should not be telling you this, but I have Hilmar on speed dial. So you see, I can quite easily phone him up and advise him that to avoid the negative publicity this incident is sure to generate in the gaming press (something CCP can ill afford in the present climate!), he should immediately reimburse all your losses, add a substantial donation to your own wallet, and permanently ban this disgusting, perverse creature who continues to ruin your game play.

I look forward to your transfer, and hope that you will allow me to assist you in this matter.

Yours in Fellowship.
De'Veldrin



450 million ...

Have You Hugged Your Frigate Today?
De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#30 - 2014-08-07 14:31:27 UTC
Samuel Triptee wrote:
De'Veldrin wrote:
Mr Wilkus,

It was with a growing sense of anger and disgust that I read about your treatment at the hands of this obvious greifer and potential client hacker. I mean, if he's just ignoring the rain of rockets from your multiple kestrels, he is obviously manipulating the game code to his own advantage. It is obvious to me that you have a clear cut case for reimbursement, not only of your lost skill points, but of the ISK you could have been making while you were trying to chase this disgusting cheater from your worm hole.

For the paltry sum of 500 million ISK, I can insure that this matter receives the attention it deserves from CCP immediately. I ... well I should not be telling you this, but I have Hilmar on speed dial. So you see, I can quite easily phone him up and advise him that to avoid the negative publicity this incident is sure to generate in the gaming press (something CCP can ill afford in the present climate!), he should immediately reimburse all your losses, add a substantial donation to your own wallet, and permanently ban this disgusting, perverse creature who continues to ruin your game play.

I look forward to your transfer, and hope that you will allow me to assist you in this matter.

Yours in Fellowship.
De'Veldrin



450 million ...


449,999,999.99

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2014-08-07 14:52:50 UTC
Herr Wilkus wrote:
I have a problem and I am looking for outside opinions on how to solve it. I warn you in advance, its a sad and tragic tale.


Tragic tale
Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#32 - 2014-08-07 15:30:20 UTC
"How do I get this guy out of MY wormhole?"

Is this where I say "that's what she said"?
De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2014-08-07 15:32:59 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
"How do I get this guy out of MY wormhole?"

Is this where I say "that's what she said"?


If she has worms there, I'm more curious how how she got the guy into the hole in the first place.

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
E-2C Hawkeye
HOW to PEG SAFETY
#34 - 2014-08-07 15:59:21 UTC
Serene Repose wrote:
Ganker...troll...now QQ baby. Let me find my sympathy button.
That feeling you call hatred...it's jealousy.

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Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#35 - 2014-08-07 15:59:31 UTC
I see the problem. You need a drone. You'd own that wormhole if you had a Hobgoblin to distract him and add greatly to your DPS.

Train into a Velator and go back and destroy him. That will teach him for griefing you!

Mr Epeen Cool
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#36 - 2014-08-07 16:18:02 UTC
If you can't get him out, it's not your wormhole. It's as simple as that.

Also, elaborate troll is elaborate.

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Guttripper
State War Academy
Caldari State
#37 - 2014-08-07 16:30:09 UTC
Old Herr should enlist the aid of Buck Futz for help.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#38 - 2014-08-07 16:59:50 UTC
You really want to nuke a wormhole farmer just make all of the sites despawn.

Interesting OP. Cool

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Darth Bladius
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#39 - 2014-08-07 17:51:06 UTC
Rockets don´t suck.
Estella Osoka
Cranky Bitches Who PMS
#40 - 2014-08-07 19:17:34 UTC
Sniper Kestrel. Keep the Tengu at 85km. Annoy by shooting wrecks.
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