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Suicide ganks like these are the most amusing.

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People's Republic ofChina
My Other Capital Ship is Your Mom
#1 - 2011-12-08 17:14:28 UTC  |  Edited by: People's Republic ofChina
1. Suicide retriever in catalyst, both strip miners drop.
2. Take dropped strips to only other station in system selling strip miners.
3. Sell back to the person you just suicided.

Love it.


Edit: And doing it twice in a row in less than an hour to the same person is all the better.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#2 - 2011-12-08 17:25:40 UTC
What a cunning and entirely new strategy.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
People's Republic ofChina
My Other Capital Ship is Your Mom
#3 - 2011-12-08 17:35:54 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
What a cunning and entirely new strategy.



Lady Spank mocking my thread? I'm honoured!
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#4 - 2011-12-08 17:42:04 UTC
Pardon me for being overly cynical but there are a lot of really idiotic posters making truly dire threads at the moment.

Selling miners back their own stuff ~is~ good fun.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
People's Republic ofChina
My Other Capital Ship is Your Mom
#5 - 2011-12-08 17:44:10 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Pardon me for being overly cynical but there are a lot of really idiotic posters making truly dire threads at the moment.

Selling miners back their own stuff ~is~ good fun.


You mean you aren't mocking my thread? :(
Thomas Abernathy
Fusion Enterprises Ltd
Pandemic Horde
#6 - 2011-12-08 17:46:39 UTC
People's Republic ofChina wrote:
Lady Spank wrote:
Pardon me for being overly cynical but there are a lot of really idiotic posters making truly dire threads at the moment.

Selling miners back their own stuff ~is~ good fun.


You mean you aren't mocking my thread? :(


There are so many things to mock in that post, that I'm sure the Lady simply didn't know where to start...Cool

"Fighting CCD since 2139"
Rarik Scutatus
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2011-12-08 17:54:17 UTC
Good show. Restock Gallente space with pirate gear, please.
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2011-12-08 18:32:58 UTC
hee hee
People's Republic ofChina
My Other Capital Ship is Your Mom
#9 - 2011-12-08 18:48:44 UTC
He came back in a Munin, looked like he was trying to set up some poorly contrived trap with two of his other moonspeak using (Russian) friends using another of them in the retriever as bait but then disappeared before I could **** with them :(
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
The Initiative.
#10 - 2011-12-08 19:48:07 UTC
I am going to +1 you on this and I hope you don't make me regret it. Imma +1 Lady Spank too

Hmmm
People's Republic ofChina
My Other Capital Ship is Your Mom
#11 - 2011-12-08 20:02:40 UTC
<3
Xearal
Dead's Prostitutes
The Initiative.
#12 - 2011-12-09 01:27:07 UTC
it's one of the fun things of being an industrialist.

After a good evening of pew pewing, wake up in the morning, check your sales, and see that the people you blew up last night bought new shiny ships from you.

Oh and ofcoure, also when looking at your sales and purchases logs, and try to figure out who ganked who. I always love seeing a pirate sell me goodies at cheap rate prices, and on the other side, a hauler buying a new hauling ship.
Even better when the pirate also buys new ammo, suicide fittings and trims.

Does railgun ammunition come in Hollow Point?
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#13 - 2011-12-09 01:31:18 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Pardon me for being overly cynical but there are a lot of really idiotic posters making truly dire threads at the moment.

Plussing this. CCP why the illin'?
edit: I meant C&P. Freudian slip right thurr. Oops

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#14 - 2011-12-09 06:11:46 UTC
Xearal wrote:
Even better when the pirate also buys new ammo, suicide fittings and trims.


BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

http://www.wormholes.info
Officer Nyota Uhura
#15 - 2011-12-09 14:19:23 UTC
Darius III wrote:
I am going to +1 you on this and I hope you don't make me regret it. Imma +1 Lady Spank too

I'll continue the chain and +1 the lot of you.
Celery Man
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2011-12-10 07:01:15 UTC
Xearal wrote:
it's one of the fun things of being an industrialist.

After a good evening of pew pewing, wake up in the morning, check your sales, and see that the people you blew up last night bought new shiny ships from you.

Oh and ofcoure, also when looking at your sales and purchases logs, and try to figure out who ganked who. I always love seeing a pirate sell me goodies at cheap rate prices, and on the other side, a hauler buying a new hauling ship.
Even better when the pirate also buys new ammo, suicide fittings and trims.



Industrial and commercial anthropology is a lot of fun :)
especially when you know somewhere along the chain is a fountain of tears that led to your profit
Jude Lloyd
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2011-12-10 07:16:51 UTC
Selling someone who is dumb enough to mine in a video game their own wreck is good fun, and a very common aspect of the ganking experience, but isn't really "start a new thread" worthy.

I'm back!
Smiling Menace
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2011-12-10 08:14:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Smiling Menace
Jude Lloyd wrote:
Selling someone who is dumb enough to mine in a video game their own wreck is good fun, and a very common aspect of the ganking experience, but isn't really "start a new thread" worthy.


This is EVE...I mined 20k veldspar today in a Vexor AND killed a velator AT THE SAME TIME!!11!!!1! QUICK, TO THE FORUMS!!

Or something like that. Must've been a slow news day. Twisted

*Fake edit*

I didn't really kill a velator...
People's Republic ofChina
My Other Capital Ship is Your Mom
#19 - 2011-12-10 11:30:24 UTC
Jude Lloyd wrote:
Selling someone who is dumb enough to mine in a video game their own wreck is good fun, and a very common aspect of the ganking experience, but isn't really "start a new thread" worthy.



From this **** that has been in C&P the last few days this is one of the best threads.
Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
#20 - 2011-12-10 11:42:29 UTC
People's Republic ofChina wrote:
Jude Lloyd wrote:
Selling someone who is dumb enough to mine in a video game their own wreck is good fun, and a very common aspect of the ganking experience, but isn't really "start a new thread" worthy.



From this **** that has been in C&P the last few days this is one of the best threads.



This.

Lady Spank for C&P moderator.
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