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(Merc) (Service) (Lowcost) Yarr!
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UnknownwonknU
Black Spot on Parchment
#1 - 2014-07-26 15:34:26 UTC
Welcome to my humble ship. I hope your stay on board is most comfortable Pirate. We threw the last mate over board to make room for you. Here have some rum and well discuss the terms for our agreement. What you cant see strait? Here ill guide your quill just sign here here and here.


Black Spot on Parchment has been causing terror for the Yarrs of it. But why not lower our plank to the masses and continue for pieces of 8 booty and rum!


When it comes to harassment its our specialty. http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=704925


Both customers or targets always leave us p̶o̶s̶i̶t̶i̶v̶e̶ reviews via eve mail eve kill and bounty.

Here's one chaps most recent response. "I hate you I hate you I hate you.. iam crying right now I love you guys!" We of coarse allowed him a moment of silence before we kicked him off the plank.


So what are you waiting for, you've tried other outfits and they are highly over priced worthless pieces of ****. I cant say well be any different but what do you have to lose at this point? Look, over there out at the horizon. You see it? Where the water meets the sky, its a pirate flag and its coming this way.


  1. Harassment
  2. Disruption
  3. High Sec
  4. Low Sec
  5. Null Sec
  6. Worm Hole


*All contracts and agreements to be conducted face to face in a system both agreed upon.
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#2 - 2014-07-26 21:05:44 UTC
Seems legit.

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
UnknownwonknU
Black Spot on Parchment
#3 - 2014-07-27 20:48:34 UTC
Were doubling our price so today every thing is 1/2 off.
Kaea Astridsson
Hoplite Brigade
Ushra'Khan
#4 - 2014-07-27 21:57:10 UTC
UnknownwonknU wrote:
Were doubling our price so today every thing is 1/2 off.


So that would mean... prices stayed the same?

Get on Comms, or die typing.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#5 - 2014-07-28 01:39:13 UTC
pirates go Yarr! just saying

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UnknownwonknU
Black Spot on Parchment
#6 - 2014-07-28 22:20:57 UTC
Kaea Astridsson wrote:
UnknownwonknU wrote:
Were doubling our price so today every thing is 1/2 off.


So that would mean... prices stayed the same?



Your very clever I see what you did there.
UnknownwonknU
Black Spot on Parchment
#7 - 2014-08-02 22:35:29 UTC
Today we go back to our normal rates, now dry your eyes. There there use my sleeve.Pirate
Xorphix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#8 - 2014-08-04 12:38:49 UTC
Interesting merc corp...
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#9 - 2014-08-04 18:17:21 UTC
UnknownwonknU wrote:
Were doubling our price so today every thing is 1/2 off.

Why buy one when you can buy two at double the price?

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Litair
Nleesh
#10 - 2014-08-05 01:04:06 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
UnknownwonknU wrote:
Were doubling our price so today every thing is 1/2 off.

Why buy one when you can buy two at double the price?


You're a born salesman.
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#11 - 2014-08-05 01:12:03 UTC
UnknownwonknU wrote:
Kaea Astridsson wrote:
UnknownwonknU wrote:
Were doubling our price so today every thing is 1/2 off.


So that would mean... prices stayed the same?



Your very clever I see what you did there.

*You're*, very cleaver i see what you hatchet

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