Crime & Punishment

Alright for all those that are new to pirating let me point out the obvious.

There are many of us that pirate and we all have our various reasons.
- For the tears
- Somebody has to help the economy not go stagnant
- Someone has to keep carebears from getting to complacent

But least of all do we do it to go broke. I am shocked and amazed at the recent number of stupid suicide gankers in empire.
Why would you attack a hauling ship with 3 cheap ass items in it or the many I have seen totally empty?
Use a scanner to know what is in the ship your attacking!!
These idiots attack just to attack, there is no reason, no financial gain. Nothing to create a tear or even a point on the kb. They loose 5m-20m in a ship to attack a ship worth 500k-10m.......why? WTF is the reason behind the dumbest ganks I have seen in my time at eve?

My resent experience with Uncle Sansha leads me to conclude that there are beginning to be alot of really really stupid wana be pirates out there tarnishing our good names as pirates! It makes me sick.

I mean, what is going through your head duuuuhahahaha I'm gona use a destroyer to attack a 60k isk frigate with 3 cheap ass mods in it worth less then the damn destroyer fit duuuuhahahahahah.

Think before you pirate......its not that hard, we have a long and proud history to uphold here.

anyways......now where did I put that thorax.........I have an idiot to go kill or maybe a hulk bot, which ever I find first.

There is no. reason. at. all.

Faithful... enlightened... ambitious... brethren.

In but a single decade- a few mere swipes of the pendulum- we have gathered a sacrifice to Khorne that will be made legend.

Though it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries upon the Judgement of Carrion...

... it was Khorne's messenger who showed me the true path of freedom from our pathetic corpse Emperor.

And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we gather the skulls of our foes?

It is nothing. There is no meaning, no purpose. We murder. We kill. It is mindless savagery, this UNIVERSE is mindless.

In mere hours, billions will die! Innocent! Guilty! Strong and weak! Honest and deceitful! ALL of them!

They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that mighty Khorne may revel in their bloodshed!

And united in this void of purpose, fear, or duty... we shall at long last be free!

Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne! Let the galaxy BURN!

Hah! He mad.

Meh. I get bored gate camping waiting for a juicy target. When that happens, I might randomly pick something on autopilot and blow it up. It's not stupid, it's a way to pass the time and collect some entertaining tears.

And yes, I gank with alts. I like my ex-carebear sec status too much to waste it ganking.

I like 40k as much as anybody but if I had to apply this awesome speech to EVE, I would shorten it so:



It's the most important part

Lets not forget catalysts too.

Yes you do, stop being a ***** pirate.

Hey bro I obivously copy pasted from battleclinic. I don't format my posts with random 0s and 1s for giggles.

Even at 4m ISK that implant is worth more than a pop-popping thrasher, you can't even claim it wasn't profitable. A frigateful of T2 implants is exactly what those are for.

"BTW since you missed it, the purpose of the post was to point out the influx of the worthless pirates besmirching the pirate name"

You have hurt my feelings. I am cry now.

First of all, i think the term 'pirate' is laughable. Whatever you think it means, it isnt you.

Secondly, battlclinic only has you on record as killing two pods and losing several **** fit mission domis, you are terribad at this game.

Thirdly, you have only been playing for 14 months, you dont have a long and proud ANYTHING