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The Code III - The Highsec Miner 101

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Sasha Nyemtsov
Doomheim
#1 - 2014-07-14 04:48:15 UTC
Hold your noses...

Our third outing to the New Halaima Code of Conduct brings us to the troubled character of the Highsec Miner.

James 315 states:

"Highsec miners may say they come for the ice and ore, but I give them what they really need: Purpose, dignity, structure, order, guidance, leadership. They ask what I am "saving" them from. I save the miners from themselves."

Of course, not all Highsec Miners exhibit the tendency to vacuity implied here.

Q: Or do they?

Answer

My thanks go to James 315 and his Merry Band of Believers!

Sasha.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#2 - 2014-07-14 06:28:42 UTC
These make my day at work.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com

Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#3 - 2014-07-14 06:29:58 UTC
This has changed my life.

Big smile

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

loyalanon
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#4 - 2014-07-14 07:00:58 UTC
Can you please jump in fleets with us please and FC in that voice.
Sasha Nyemtsov
Doomheim
#5 - 2014-07-14 07:07:34 UTC
Hey, thanks guys!

loyal: The gank would be over before I'd got three words out..


Sasha.
Hannibal Crusoe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2014-07-14 14:18:09 UTC
This is how I had always imagined the Code sounded.
Thank you Sasha.

Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn

Cache'Monet Riit
CCT Industrial Group
#7 - 2014-07-15 12:07:29 UTC
Ok.. after hearing that, my opinion of CODE. has changed....
Jolly Rancer
You Need To Calm Down
Memento Moriendo
#8 - 2014-07-27 07:56:26 UTC
preach the word brother! preach it!
Jimmy O'Shanty
The Westies
#9 - 2014-07-28 15:14:36 UTC
Impressive voice. Well done.
RomeStar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2014-07-28 15:48:14 UTC
The sanshas Nation wish to expands its borders.......

Signatured removed, CCP Phantom

Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2014-07-28 16:35:41 UTC
Dear Sasha,

Are you in any way related to Morgan Freeman? It is the only explanation I have for the quality of your voice. Please keep making recordings. And if you ever do FC a fleet by god I want to be there. Hearing yourself and loyalanon on coms at the same time would be an auditory symphony of Code purity.

Sincerely,

Tengu

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.

Sasha Nyemtsov
Doomheim
#12 - 2014-07-28 20:55:36 UTC
Thanks to all of you,

Tengu - the voice probably wouldn't sound the same over comms; it benefits from a bit of tweaking, you see.

A few months in from beginning this great game, I found myself wading through volumes of text about all the really necessary stuff; ship-fitting, damage types, ganking, lowsec survival.... I enjoyed it, but then I'm an avid reader.

Just now, I thought that maybe some people might benefit from having audio renditions of some of the more interesting stuff. Something you can put onto a disc or player, carry about with you.

Trouble is, not all of it is suitable for audio; there are illustrations too.

dunno....
Jolly Rancer
You Need To Calm Down
Memento Moriendo
#13 - 2014-07-28 23:32:43 UTC
Sasha Nyemtsov wrote:
Thanks to all of you,

Tengu - the voice probably wouldn't sound the same over comms; it benefits from a bit of tweaking, you see.

A few months in from beginning this great game, I found myself wading through volumes of text about all the really necessary stuff; ship-fitting, damage types, ganking, lowsec survival.... I enjoyed it, but then I'm an avid reader.

Just now, I thought that maybe some people might benefit from having audio renditions of some of the more interesting stuff. Something you can put onto a disc or player, carry about with you.

Trouble is, not all of it is suitable for audio; there are illustrations too.

dunno....


Time for VideoMaker and some Video FX, deliver the word of our Lord and Savior! You should be anointed one of JAMES 315 Priests...
Xuixien
Solar Winds Security Solutions
#14 - 2014-07-31 12:34:14 UTC
This is wonderful content, thank you. Big smile

Epic Space Cat, Horsegirl, Philanthropist

Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#15 - 2014-07-31 12:48:23 UTC
Cyberbully Thread
Doomheim
#16 - 2014-07-31 13:35:47 UTC
But, CODE. guys are just bullies. They are all proven to be unemployed fat aging men whom dwell in the subterranean sections of the residence of their parentage, specifically the female parent.

I just want to mine in peace and never be shot at. Thats why my safety is set to green. That means I cant be attacked because I dont want to be.

Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#17 - 2014-07-31 15:17:27 UTC
Cyberbully Thread wrote:
But, CODE. guys are just bullies. They are all proven to be unemployed fat aging men whom dwell in the subterranean sections of the residence of their parentage, specifically the female parent.

I just want to mine in peace and never be shot at. Thats why my safety is set to green. That means I cant be attacked because I dont want to be.



I see you are employing the Dryson Denial Tanking Method. I hear it is very powerful. Almost as powerful as The Scissors Attack Technique. Guys, this dude's safety is set to green, guess we can't gank him.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.

Cyberbully Thread
Doomheim
#18 - 2014-07-31 16:07:39 UTC
Tengu Grib wrote:
Cyberbully Thread wrote:
But, CODE. guys are just bullies. They are all proven to be unemployed fat aging men whom dwell in the subterranean sections of the residence of their parentage, specifically the female parent.

I just want to mine in peace and never be shot at. Thats why my safety is set to green. That means I cant be attacked because I dont want to be.



I see you are employing the Dryson Denial Tanking Method. I hear it is very powerful. Almost as powerful as The Scissors Attack Technique. Guys, this dude's safety is set to green, guess we can't gank him.


You cant.

Every game has a PVP flag. In eve, the PVP flag is your safety. Personally, I have elected not to have my things stolen or to be shot at, so I have mine set to green.

Each player has the right to determine what they want to be a part of in the game.

GREEN.
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#19 - 2014-07-31 16:22:54 UTC
Cyberbully Thread wrote:
You cant.

Every game has a PVP flag. In eve, the PVP flag is your safety. Personally, I have elected not to have my things stolen or to be shot at, so I have mine set to green.

Each player has the right to determine what they want to be a part of in the game.

GREEN.


Damn you for discovering our weakness!

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.

Cyberbully Thread
Doomheim
#20 - 2014-07-31 16:29:59 UTC
Tengu Grib wrote:

Damn you for discovering our weakness!


Cursing me on forums is a form of cyber bullying. I am offended and am reporting your post to a member of the ISD team. Thank god for those fellas.

Youll probably get a ban. Probably.
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