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Dear Sir or Ma'am,

Good day and compliments. This message will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will make us both rich, and go a long way to determine the future and continued existence of the entire wealth of my corporation.

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Loco Kamikaze, the most trusted member and unofficial director of a very successful corporation.

The ordeal started immediately after the inactivity of my close friend and CEO, who was the only person with director roles. Current office rental mechanics dictate a corporate office's hangar contents are impounded if the rental fee is allowed to lapse. As I am writing this message to you, my friend and CEO is making efforts to log in and grant me director roles for my corporation. Once he has done so, I can tend to corporation matters thoroughly.

I will then have full access to all corporation assets and am also fully authorized to make an agreement with you.

I and the entire members of my corporation have been held incommunicado since the absence of our CEO, hence I seek your indulgence to assist us in securing these funds. I have traveled many solar systems seeking help, and all alternative means all failed.

This corporation has over 200 billion ISK (200,000,000,000.00 ISK) currently impounded for failing to pay an office rental fee. Unfortunately, all liquid ISK was converted into hard assets, and no liquid is available to free the contents of the office. The only way to gain access to those assets is paying the impound fee. It is that fee that I seek your assistance to free our asets and flee Minmatar space to begin distributing the corporation's operations and wealth responsibly, and advantageously.

I implore you to please give consideration to my predicament and help an honest and trusted capsuleer in need.

May Bob show you mercy as you do so?

Yours faithfully,

Loco Kamikaze

N/B: Please contact me via EVEmail for further briefing and modalities

Do you live in Nigeria by any chance?

Haha nice scam.

A couple of plexes should do the trick, though. Better than grinding

Sounds like a good deal

Credit for bad joke available for 1000 ISK.

I'll send 419 ISK to this fund, the amount seems appropriate

for the record I don't know this Loco Kamikaze and he should be considered a corp thief. I'm not sure who let him in.

Corp name: Team Evil made it funny.