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Handar Turiant
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2014-07-29 14:54:05 UTC
enotsmirb wrote:
Drone link II was working again on the 23rd. Now it's broken again. This Is an extremely important link to have for drone fit mission runners. Most level 4 missions you gate in at range. If I don't have this link/skill my fat a*s rattlesnake has to spend 15 long and agonizing minutes waiting for the rats to come in range of the sentries. It makes the missions take 2x as long ... = profits are cut in half.

I am a network administrator with a 1800 user group in various locations. If I rolled out a patch or update with this many issues the professional and responsible thing would have been to deploy a backup server with last pre-patch data on day one. Now of course it's too late and we are forced to watch ccp put lipstick on this pig. I think a lot of people are not going to make enough isk to continue to play with the changes to industry and now the drone link/skill handicap.

Plex are 795 million now divide by 30 days = 26 million subtract 50% = 13 million a day x 7 days. ccp I'm gonna need ya to give us mission runners 91 million plus 13 million for everyday this pig is not mouth watering bacon.
And... as for what you owe the most important people in the game (builders)... Your first born will do!

I don't love you anymore ccp. It's not me it's you and me want's to see other space ship simulators.


I can has your stuff?
Exeodus
Masters of Mass
#22 - 2014-07-29 15:15:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Exeodus
Sending you some ISK in the form of a bounty - to claim the ISK just kill your self. At fist it might seem like a silly way, but just keep killing your self, soon the bounty will drain and you will get all the ISK from the bounty.

Edit: also if you need 30 days to get 800 mil you are doing it wrong.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#23 - 2014-07-29 15:38:33 UTC
Came expecting a song, leaving disappointed.





Very.. disappointed.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Frostys Virpio
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#24 - 2014-07-29 15:45:11 UTC
enotsmirb wrote:
Drone link II was working again on the 23rd. Now it's broken again. This Is an extremely important link to have for drone fit mission runners. Most level 4 missions you gate in at range. If I don't have this link/skill my fat a*s rattlesnake has to spend 15 long and agonizing minutes waiting for the rats to come in range of the sentries. It makes the missions take 2x as long ... = profits are cut in half.

I am a network administrator with a 1800 user group in various locations. If I rolled out a patch or update with this many issues the professional and responsible thing would have been to deploy a backup server with last pre-patch data on day one. Now of course it's too late and we are forced to watch ccp put lipstick on this pig. I think a lot of people are not going to make enough isk to continue to play with the changes to industry and now the drone link/skill handicap.

Plex are 795 million now divide by 30 days = 26 million subtract 50% = 13 million a day x 7 days. ccp I'm gonna need ya to give us mission runners 91 million plus 13 million for everyday this pig is not mouth watering bacon.
And... as for what you owe the most important people in the game (builders)... Your first born will do!

I don't love you anymore ccp. It's not me it's you and me want's to see other space ship simulators.


HTFU
RomeStar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#25 - 2014-07-29 17:35:47 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Schmata Bastanold wrote:
OMG, this thread is awesome: PLEX price whine, entitlement whine, butthurt whine, in-RL-I-am-important-guy whine...

Well done, mister!


That's like, the uber hat trick. I haven't seen one of those in a while.



All he needs now to top it off are some tears from being scammed and mandatory rage quit post and he will have the perfect post.

Signatured removed, CCP Phantom
enotsmirb
Eire Engineers
Pandemic Horde
#26 - 2014-07-30 10:49:15 UTC
WoAH...

Well clearly I failed at making this a joke post. I started with a song and ended with a song. It's amazing how so many people want to jump on the hate train with someone posts a complaint... This was anything but a rage quit post. It was an "attempted" joke as I explained on the very first post reply but I guess I should have made it bold or added color (crap no color option) with lots of emotes SmileSadShockedWhat?CoolLol.

I don't mission much but when I do I use a Hawk just for fun because it's missioning and it sux. I don't build/craft anything in the game. I am not in need of isk been playing since 08. I roam/plex and explore for the most part. I do mission sometimes though with a RS Its the love boat. This patch didn't really effect me per-say other than people I know who play and well population.

I know I should just shut up and take my medicine for posting a ****** post, but I can't help it. My silly brain won't stop my fingers from pressing all the little keys on the board....

I see a even a bigger problem then poor/late patch deploy now. It's this forum... It's YOU ... and... well ME too. Now wait just hear me out...

"Oh wait I better not complain or try and take lite about anything ailing about the game or my experience in game on the forum." "The players are still in character and they will gank my post and send bounties." See a problem? New people wanting to play this game that might be frustrated so they turn to the general forum Index. That is after all what the GM said to do. Idea Yeah I know help channel bah blah blah.

Don't get me wrong I like bounties they are yummy and could careless IN GAME how a jump freighter pilot feels siting wet in his pod. But why so much hate for potential new players that are frustrated? Is the game better with less people to gank? Better with less people to sell to? Better with smaller corps?

Your right I did come across a lot arrogant with my "how to patch a server better than you speech) I deserve what I'm getting I fail hard at making a funny or even meaningful post.

Back peddle back peddle... that's what you are all thinking... Self important ass is he...

I would like to thank the academy...

Lucas Kell
WAAAAAAAAAH is that loud enough?

De'veldrin
Patagonian mara? I'm a stupid American, Is that like a rabbit shoved into a kangaroo shoved into a donkey? That sounds delicious!

Christina Project
KOS? King Of Swords? Knights Of Silence? OMG Shocked KILL ON SITE. Nooooooo I luv's you!

Rayo Atra
Ray this is your Ex wife. I didn't know you played this game too? BTW I left you because I'm a lesbian. Domi is better than a snake with the newer drone bonuses? Need to check that out... tanks.

Shederov Blood
Because of Magic !

Handar Turiant
No you can not have my stuff!

Exeodus
Thanks for the 100 million bounty. I think you need to take the tutorial on how bounties work AGAIN. Bounty taste better than tears umm good.

Unsuccessful At Everything
This is for you here!

Frostys Virpio
I just can't do it. My skills must be broken. I was at level 5 yesterday but now level 1. I better ask the forum for help!

RomeStar
Man! You killed my MTU! I thought we were friends? Cry cry cry ... I quit this dumb game. Hows that?


Just so everyone knows I'm not quitting my day job.
Nicolai Serkanner
Incredible.
Brave Collective
#27 - 2014-07-30 10:55:28 UTC
enotsmirb wrote:
WoAH...

Well clearly I failed at making this a joke post. I started with a song and ended with a song. It's amazing how so many people want to jump on the hate train with someone posts a complaint... This was anything but a rage quit post. It was an "attempted" joke as I explained on the very first post reply but I guess I should have made it bold or added color (crap no color option) with lots of emotes SmileSadShockedWhat?CoolLol.

I don't mission much but when I do I use a Hawk just for fun because it's missioning and it sux. I don't build/craft anything in the game. I am not in need of isk been playing since 08. I roam/plex and explore for the most part. I do mission sometimes though with a RS Its the love boat. This patch didn't really effect me per-say other than people I know who play and well population.

I know I should just shut up and take my medicine for posting a ****** post, but I can't help it. My silly brain won't stop my fingers from pressing all the little keys on the board....

I see a even a bigger problem then poor/late patch deploy now. It's this forum... It's YOU ... and... well ME too. Now wait just hear me out...

"Oh wait I better not complain or try and take lite about anything ailing about the game or my experience in game on the forum." "The players are still in character and they will gank my post and send bounties." See a problem? New people wanting to play this game that might be frustrated so they turn to the general forum Index. That is after all what the GM said to do. Idea Yeah I know help channel bah blah blah.

Don't get me wrong I like bounties they are yummy and could careless IN GAME how a jump freighter pilot feels siting wet in his pod. But why so much hate for potential new players that are frustrated? Is the game better with less people to gank? Better with less people to sell to? Better with smaller corps?

Your right I did come across a lot arrogant with my "how to patch a server better than you speech) I deserve what I'm getting I fail hard at making a funny or even meaningful post.

Back peddle back peddle... that's what you are all thinking... Self important ass is he...

I would like to thank the academy...

Lucas Kell
WAAAAAAAAAH is that loud enough?

De'veldrin
Patagonian mara? I'm a stupid American, Is that like a rabbit shoved into a kangaroo shoved into a donkey? That sounds delicious!

Christina Project
KOS? King Of Swords? Knights Of Silence? OMG Shocked KILL ON SITE. Nooooooo I luv's you!

Rayo Atra
Ray this is your Ex wife. I didn't know you played this game too? BTW I left you because I'm a lesbian. Domi is better than a snake with the newer drone bonuses? Need to check that out... tanks.

Shederov Blood
Because of Magic !

Handar Turiant
No you can not have my stuff!

Exeodus
Thanks for the 100 million bounty. I think you need to take the tutorial on how bounties work AGAIN. Bounty taste better than tears umm good.

Unsuccessful At Everything
This is for you here!

Frostys Virpio
I just can't do it. My skills must be broken. I was at level 5 yesterday but now level 1. I better ask the forum for help!

RomeStar
Man! You killed my MTU! I thought we were friends? Cry cry cry ... I quit this dumb game. Hows that?


Just so everyone knows I'm not quitting my day job.












I suggest you indeed keep your job for you are no comedian.
enotsmirb
Eire Engineers
Pandemic Horde
#28 - 2014-07-30 10:58:27 UTC
Nicolai Serkanner wrote:
enotsmirb wrote:
WoAH...

Well clearly I failed at making this a joke post. I started with a song and ended with a song. It's amazing how so many people want to jump on the hate train with someone posts a complaint... This was anything but a rage quit post. It was an "attempted" joke as I explained on the very first post reply but I guess I should have made it bold or added color (crap no color option) with lots of emotes SmileSadShockedWhat?CoolLol.

I don't mission much but when I do I use a Hawk just for fun because it's missioning and it sux. I don't build/craft anything in the game. I am not in need of isk been playing since 08. I roam/plex and explore for the most part. I do mission sometimes though with a RS Its the love boat. This patch didn't really effect me per-say other than people I know who play and well population.

I know I should just shut up and take my medicine for posting a ****** post, but I can't help it. My silly brain won't stop my fingers from pressing all the little keys on the board....

I see a even a bigger problem then poor/late patch deploy now. It's this forum... It's YOU ... and... well ME too. Now wait just hear me out...

"Oh wait I better not complain or try and take lite about anything ailing about the game or my experience in game on the forum." "The players are still in character and they will gank my post and send bounties." See a problem? New people wanting to play this game that might be frustrated so they turn to the general forum Index. That is after all what the GM said to do. Idea Yeah I know help channel bah blah blah.

Don't get me wrong I like bounties they are yummy and could careless IN GAME how a jump freighter pilot feels siting wet in his pod. But why so much hate for potential new players that are frustrated? Is the game better with less people to gank? Better with less people to sell to? Better with smaller corps?

Your right I did come across a lot arrogant with my "how to patch a server better than you speech) I deserve what I'm getting I fail hard at making a funny or even meaningful post.

Back peddle back peddle... that's what you are all thinking... Self important ass is he...

I would like to thank the academy...

Lucas Kell
WAAAAAAAAAH is that loud enough?

De'veldrin
Patagonian mara? I'm a stupid American, Is that like a rabbit shoved into a kangaroo shoved into a donkey? That sounds delicious!

Christina Project
KOS? King Of Swords? Knights Of Silence? OMG Shocked KILL ON SITE. Nooooooo I luv's you!

Rayo Atra
Ray this is your Ex wife. I didn't know you played this game too? BTW I left you because I'm a lesbian. Domi is better than a snake with the newer drone bonuses? Need to check that out... tanks.

Shederov Blood
Because of Magic !

Handar Turiant
No you can not have my stuff!

Exeodus
Thanks for the 100 million bounty. I think you need to take the tutorial on how bounties work AGAIN. Bounty taste better than tears umm good.

Unsuccessful At Everything
This is for you here!

Frostys Virpio
I just can't do it. My skills must be broken. I was at level 5 yesterday but now level 1. I better ask the forum for help!

RomeStar
Man! You killed my MTU! I thought we were friends? Cry cry cry ... I quit this dumb game. Hows that?


Just so everyone knows I'm not quitting my day job.












I suggest you indeed keep your job for you are no comedian.


And the hate just keeps coming Oops
Anize Oramara
WarpTooZero
#29 - 2014-07-30 12:31:10 UTC
I got the joke as soon as i read your first post, though the term you are looking for is satire. I am rather partial to it myself but have long ago realised that the general internet population does not have the necessary intelectual faculties to grasp its finer intricacies. Your best bet is apraoching it with a more 'hurr durr dickbutt' angle.

On the other hand everyone taking your post seriously was HILARIOUS so just take some joy in the stupidity of others. They are beyond help at this point.

A guide (Google Doc) to Hi-Sec blitzing and breaking the 200mill ISK/H barrier v1.2.3
Grog Aftermath
Doomheim
#30 - 2014-07-30 12:37:58 UTC
CCP don't have the responsibility to make PLEX easy for you to obtain via isk earned in lvl 4 missions. That's your responsibility and if you can't put the time in then you can always just pay a subscription.
De'Veldrin
Adversity.
Psychotic Tendencies.
#31 - 2014-07-30 12:48:45 UTC
All I hear is ladep ladep ladep

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
enotsmirb
Eire Engineers
Pandemic Horde
#32 - 2014-07-30 15:27:01 UTC  |  Edited by: enotsmirb
Grog Aftermath wrote:
CCP don't have the responsibility to make PLEX easy for you to obtain via isk earned in lvl 4 missions. That's your responsibility and if you can't put the time in then you can always just pay a subscription.



Says the guy who I am trying to defend ( player since 07/20/2014) Face palm. I gives up now Cry
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#33 - 2014-07-30 16:27:58 UTC

enotsmirb wrote:
Well clearly I failed at making this a joke post. I started with a song and ended with a song.


Good sir, This is not a song thread. At all. For examples of songs for threads, please look through my posting history, as Unsuccessful Productions™ has been working overtime to bring GD the Post-Crius lyrical masterpieces it deserves. Now, I was a little busy yesterday, so I didn't have time to finish an appropriate song for this thread. Heres a little something I threw together in a few minutes.. just to satisfy the song lust we all have.

Another Drone Whine Baby

Quickly written by Unsuccessful at Everything
Reluctantly produced by Unsuccessful Productions™
Very loosely based on "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice.

Yo CCP! Get with it!

Drone whine baby. Another Drone Whine baby.
All right enough, CCP its time to listen
My drone link 2 still aint kickin’
Rat ships, in highsec missions nightly
That extra control range is due to me rightly.
Will it ever get fixed? Yo – I don't know
Hurry up with the fix, tears on overload.
Figure out the bug in my Drone Avionics
Before this ruins my highsec economics.

Missions, bad enough with more than 2 rooms
Slowboating into range causing tears like monsoons.
Effort, too much of it wont do.
Next youll want me to remain at my keyboard too.
Now a PLEX whine, from out of no where..
Pulled that **** out of my *** or thin air.
You asking yourself what does that matter in this
Nothing much really, it just makes me pissed.

This is a Drone Whine baby. Another drone whine baby,
Drone Whine baby. Another drone whine baby.

Now, that my whine thread is jumping,
All the trolls and the haters be bumping
To the top, of the list in GD
Just a matter of time before we see the ISD.
Seriously CCP you don’t need to be humble,
Admit that Crius was a major league fumble.
You broke my game and now its unplayable..
less drone range is a tad unreasonable.
Grinding, missions now going slow.
With slightly less range, im perceiving less dough.
I now hate cruising in my Dominix
Tell me when this boats getting fixed!
I trained for this thing once I aint doing it again
You changed the skills, when will this **** end?
I guess my mission boat is dead.

Excuse me, while to my rear I apply some salve,
I don’t understand why you broke my augmentor
Just fix this mod and stop trying to torment us..
Seriously, I don’t wanna whine
But reimburse me and my training time.
I wouldn’t mind free PLEX at all..
Free SP, Free ISK, hell a free month on my sub!
With Crius this games gone to hell
Im going back to WoW, Star wars or LoL.
Subs are going to fall real real fast
Who knew that breaking a drone mod would be the last
Straw that broke this camels back,
Cause not only people running missions finding this bug wack.
Hopefully this song hits this thread before the ISD..
Locks this thread for being another redundant thing..
But you know theres a problem, now solve it!!!
Refund my SP until the Dev team resolves it!!!

This is a Drone Whine baby. Another drone whine baby,
Drone Whine baby. Another drone whine baby.

Aight everyone its time to unsub!
Word to your CEO.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
enotsmirb
Eire Engineers
Pandemic Horde
#34 - 2014-07-30 17:11:49 UTC  |  Edited by: enotsmirb
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:

enotsmirb wrote:
Well clearly I failed at making this a joke post. I started with a song and ended with a song.


Good sir, This is not a song thread. At all. For examples of songs for threads, please look through my posting history, as Unsuccessful Productions™ has been working overtime to bring GD the Post-Crius lyrical masterpieces it deserves. Now, I was a little busy yesterday, so I didn't have time to finish an appropriate song for this thread. Heres a little something I threw together in a few minutes.. just to satisfy the song lust we all have.

Another Drone Whine Baby

Quickly written by Unsuccessful at Everything
Reluctantly produced by Unsuccessful Productions™
Very loosely based on "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice.

Yo CCP! Get with it!

Drone whine baby. Another Drone Whine baby.
All right enough, CCP its time to listen
My drone link 2 still aint kickin’
Rat ships, in highsec missions nightly
That extra control range is due to me rightly.
Will it ever get fixed? Yo – I don't know
Hurry up with the fix, tears on overload.
Figure out the bug in my Drone Avionics
Before this ruins my highsec economics.

Missions, bad enough with more than 2 rooms
Slowboating into range causing tears like monsoons.
Effort, too much of it wont do.
Next youll want me to remain at my keyboard too.
Now a PLEX whine, from out of no where..
Pulled that **** out of my *** or thin air.
You asking yourself what does that matter in this
Nothing much really, it just makes me pissed.

This is a Drone Whine baby. Another drone whine baby,
Drone Whine baby. Another drone whine baby.

Now, that my whine thread is jumping,
All the trolls and the haters be bumping
To the top, of the list in GD
Just a matter of time before we see the ISD.
Seriously CCP you don’t need to be humble,
Admit that Crius was a major league fumble.
You broke my game and now its unplayable..
less drone range is a tad unreasonable.
Grinding, missions now going slow.
With slightly less range, im perceiving less dough.
I now hate cruising in my Dominix
Tell me when this boats getting fixed!
I trained for this thing once I aint doing it again
You changed the skills, when will this **** end?
I guess my mission boat is dead.

Excuse me, while to my rear I apply some salve,
I don’t understand why you broke my augmentor
Just fix this mod and stop trying to torment us..
Seriously, I don’t wanna whine
But reimburse me and my training time.
I wouldn’t mind free PLEX at all..
Free SP, Free ISK, hell a free month on my sub!
With Crius this games gone to hell
Im going back to WoW, Star wars or LoL.
Subs are going to fall real real fast
Who knew that breaking a drone mod would be the last
Straw that broke this camels back,
Cause not only people running missions finding this bug wack.
Hopefully this song hits this thread before the ISD..
Locks this thread for being another redundant thing..
But you know theres a problem, now solve it!!!
Refund my SP until the Dev team resolves it!!!

This is a Drone Whine baby. Another drone whine baby,
Drone Whine baby. Another drone whine baby.

Aight everyone its time to unsub!
Word to your CEO.



I stand in awe I'm not worthy Lol That good sir was awesome! Unsubed.
Serene Repose
#35 - 2014-07-30 17:58:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Serene Repose
Schmata Bastanold wrote:
OMG, this thread is awesome: PLEX price whine, entitlement whine, butthurt whine, in-RL-I-am-important-guy whine...

Well done, mister!

You made me forget what I was going to say. Sad Oh yes, "subbed" (as you can see) gets TWO Bs!

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
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