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[Service] Affordable Miner Harassment
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Livestock 191
Doomheim
#1 - 2014-07-29 16:40:07 UTC
About:

I tried to write a long, inspiring post about small time miners competing against huge indy corps for asteroids, but it was shite.
The service I offer is simple. Once we agree on a contract, I will move to your system and will endlessly suicide catalysts into rival miners, who are competing for your belts.

Pricing:

10mil base fee per gank + 25% of the victim's lossmail value
You can place a limit on how much damage you would like to inflict on your target's wallet.

Contact:

Post in this thread that you would like to pay for what I'm offering, I will contact you. This toon is an alt and is rarely logged in, so mailing this toon will be a waste of time. All contracts are confidential.

Many Thanks.
Kane the Black
Doomheim
#2 - 2014-07-29 16:49:32 UTC
Endorsing a skilled, fellow ganker. This guy's timing is so sharp, he's like a clockwork ninja. Cool

Definitely worth the ISK.

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Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
SL33PERS
#3 - 2014-07-29 16:53:10 UTC
Can we just mail Domino Vyse?
Livestock 191
Doomheim
#4 - 2014-07-29 16:56:56 UTC
Ria Nieyli wrote:
Can we just mail Domino Vyse?


Lel okay. Its no big secret. Ganks are still done with alts however.
Milan Nantucket
Doomheim
#5 - 2014-07-29 19:37:43 UTC
Doesnt code already do that for free?
Michele Bachmann
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2014-07-29 19:40:11 UTC
I'd like to hire you to gank ventures in 1.0 space. PM me for details please
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-07-29 20:38:07 UTC
Milan Nantucket wrote:
Doesnt code already do that for free?

CODE. doesn't necessarily drop everything to blow up the target you ask for. This guy does.

Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.

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Jaxi Wreckful
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#8 - 2014-07-29 20:52:28 UTC
Livestock 191 wrote:
Pricing:

10mil base fee per gank + 25% of the victim's lossmail value
You can place a limit on how much damage you would like to inflict on your target's wallet.


A killboard would be nice. Assuming this is legit i'll forward all of those who contact me directly to you.

Milan Nantucket wrote:

Doesnt code already do that for free?

To my knowledge, we've never accepted a contract. We're pretty spread out through highsec. So bringing us all to one place for a gank is sort of costly.
Livestock 191
Doomheim
#9 - 2014-07-29 21:13:09 UTC
Killboard: https://zkillboard.com/character/92245349/

Video of a couple of Orca ganks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6fZKylsZq8&list=UUKWjPprnX7huB5HVOCj95eQ

You can see by my killboard that I hadn't done any suicide ganks in a while, so I've gone out and done a couple tonight. I won't even be making much profit, if any at all if I get others to come with me, I just do it for a laugh.
Jaxi Wreckful
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#10 - 2014-07-29 21:18:34 UTC
Livestock 191 wrote:
Killboard: https://zkillboard.com/character/92245349/

Video of a couple of Orca ganks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6fZKylsZq8&list=UUKWjPprnX7huB5HVOCj95eQ

You can see by my killboard that I hadn't done any suicide ganks in a while, so I've gone out and done a couple tonight. I won't even be making much profit, if any at all if I get others to come with me, I just do it for a laugh.
Big smile very nice. When people inquire I will send them your way.
Livestock 191
Doomheim
#11 - 2014-07-29 21:21:11 UTC
Jaxi Wreckful wrote:
Livestock 191 wrote:
Killboard: https://zkillboard.com/character/92245349/

Video of a couple of Orca ganks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6fZKylsZq8&list=UUKWjPprnX7huB5HVOCj95eQ

You can see by my killboard that I hadn't done any suicide ganks in a while, so I've gone out and done a couple tonight. I won't even be making much profit, if any at all if I get others to come with me, I just do it for a laugh.
Big smile very nice. When people inquire I will send them your way.


Thanks, you can send them to Domino Vyse.
Queen Memphis
Doomheim
#12 - 2014-07-31 09:10:15 UTC
I'd like to hire you to gank an poorly tanked orca in 0.5 space, who isn't far from jita. EVEmail me please.
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#13 - 2014-07-31 11:09:53 UTC
I think "saying" you will harass someone is againts the eula in some manner? I've been yelled at for less though :D, either way good luck!

I'll gladly send a few 100m if you just tell them Don Purple's rugged good looks made you do it.



Don Purple endorses this service.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#14 - 2014-07-31 11:29:31 UTC
Livestock 191 wrote:
great things



Your jib sir, I likes the cut of it.

I predict great things for you.

And always remember to preheat the guns...:)

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2014-07-31 16:48:45 UTC
Jaxi Wreckful wrote:
Milan Nantucket wrote:

Doesnt code already do that for free?

To my knowledge, we've never accepted a contract. We're pretty spread out through highsec. So bringing us all to one place for a gank is sort of costly.

NODD used to accept contracts when blackskull was running it. We would get paid to move to new system for a week or two. It helped him fund the reimbursement program since NODD's was separate from the main New Order srp.

Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie's Space Mediation Service!
Cyberbully Thread
Doomheim
#16 - 2014-07-31 16:51:56 UTC
How about you guys just let the miners mine?

Go to lowsec to PVP.
Livestock 191
Doomheim
#17 - 2014-07-31 18:00:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Livestock 191
Cyberbully Thread wrote:
How about you guys just let the miners mine?

Go to lowsec to PVP.


How about you leave Crime and Punishment and go cry in an indy thread somewhere?

Lowsec PVP is what I spend most of my time doing.

Don Purple wrote:

I'll gladly send a few 100m if you just tell them Don Purple's rugged good looks made you do it.


Don Purple endorses this service.


It will be done.
Iain Cariaba
#18 - 2014-07-31 18:17:39 UTC
Cyberbully Thread wrote:
How about you guys just let the miners mine?

Go to lowsec to PVP.

Oh look, Mr 'I'm too scared to post with my main' feels he doesn't need to HTFU. Oh, I bet he thinks empire should be a soft, fluffy place full of kittens and puppies where people fart rainbows.

Go play Hello Kitty Online and stop trying to ruin my EvE.
Paranoid Loyd
#19 - 2014-07-31 18:29:03 UTC
Iain Cariaba wrote:
Cyberbully Thread wrote:
How about you guys just let the miners mine?

Go to lowsec to PVP.

Oh look, Mr 'I'm too scared to post with my main' feels he doesn't need to HTFU. Oh, I bet he thinks empire should be a soft, fluffy place full of kittens and puppies where people fart rainbows.

Go play Hello Kitty Online and stop trying to ruin my EvE.


Livestock 191 wrote:
Cyberbully Thread wrote:
How about you guys just let the miners mine?

Go to lowsec to PVP.


How about you leave Crime and Punishment and go cry in an indy thread somewhere?

Lowsec PVP is what I spend most of my time doing.



Hook, line and sinker, you guys should know better than to feed him. Ugh

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Cyberbully Thread
Doomheim
#20 - 2014-07-31 18:31:49 UTC
Iain Cariaba wrote:

Oh look, Mr 'I'm too scared to post with my main' feels he doesn't need to HTFU. Oh, I bet he thinks empire should be a soft, fluffy place full of kittens and puppies where people fart rainbows.

Go play Hello Kitty Online and stop trying to ruin my EvE.


Hisec is 100% safe.

Just keep your safety set to green.

Safety = pvp flag.

Get over it.
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