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Imperial Pharmacy is best pharmacy and is recruiting
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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#1 - 2011-12-05 22:22:38 UTC
My glorious and righteous corporation is seeking new members from all races, except from joves. Imperial Pharmacy is best pharmacy, and we are in need of new members.

Imperial Pharmacy is corporation, dedicated to the true amarrian faith, and spreading the God's will and to fulfill my glorious visions. We live in Amarr Empire and have free access to the Providence region, where we have native rights and enjoy certain privilegies.

Iphar has been around many years now, and we have strong feel of tradition and duty. We have stable, altough limited income to support our activity and stong corporate owned industrial fleet. We have also ability to build pos in moments notice, if needed.

Iphar is currently suffering very high inactivity from our members and we need new members so I can fulfill my goals better. I also wis to re-establish our very strong presence in Providence.

Imperial Pharmacy seeks indstrial oriented spaceship captain to join us. I can offer your, decent taxation, socialism, faith and duty, prestigious title, membership of well known corporation, very experienced leadership and many more. In return I only demand loyalty and sence of duty. I do not demand my members much more than I demand from my self. Prepare full background and api check.

It is also good to know that Imperial Pharmacy is leading corporation of mighty Church of Providence, which hold immence religious authority in Providence region.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Myxx
The Scope
#2 - 2011-12-05 22:37:38 UTC
No.
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2011-12-05 22:58:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Andreus Ixiris
Vaari wrote:
we need new members so I can fulfill my goals better


I learnt long ago that this is not a particularly good philosophy to have as a leader. It tends to lose you the respect and loyalty of your followers. I find it unsurprising that your corporation is suffering from "high levels of inactivity".

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#4 - 2011-12-05 23:30:02 UTC
My corporation inactivity is because the great devastation of Providence, which occured when heatens conquered our home. My corporation lost most of its wealth that time. Every time new member come in, they are fully introduced my goals, and what their master, which is me, expect them to do. When they swore a oath, they expect my rules and become members of my corporation. I also give them much, so they can always have reason to stay loyal for me.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Myxx
The Scope
#5 - 2011-12-05 23:36:41 UTC
Vaari wrote:
their master


So in other words, you treat your employees like slaves.

That might have something to do with it. Possibly.

(read: Thats most likely the reason, not because of providence)
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#6 - 2011-12-05 23:43:38 UTC
I treat my member with all the virtues I preach for.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Mikkel Lybecker
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2011-12-06 06:11:38 UTC
I never go into Imperial Pharmacy anymore. They take ages to serve you, ask you so many questions whenever you want anything stronger than a headache pill just so they can legally cover their asses, and half the time they push these generic medicines on you instead of the named stuff and don't tell you that the generic brands are cheaper because they're cut with all sorts of weird additives. Also if you're Vherok you get all sorts of weird looks, like they're casing you out, making sure you don't steal stuff. I'll stick to Poteque.
Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#8 - 2011-12-06 12:50:49 UTC
Mikkel Lybecker wrote:
I never go into Imperial Pharmacy anymore. They take ages to serve you, ask you so many questions whenever you want anything stronger than a headache pill just so they can legally cover their asses, and half the time they push these generic medicines on you instead of the named stuff and don't tell you that the generic brands are cheaper because they're cut with all sorts of weird additives. Also if you're Vherok you get all sorts of weird looks, like they're casing you out, making sure you don't steal stuff. I'll stick to Poteque.


They do that to Vheros too? Ack.

Wonder if they know something we dont, eh?

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"
Mikkel Lybecker
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2011-12-06 16:05:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Mikkel Lybecker
Ava Starfire wrote:

They do that to Vheros too? Ack.


You don't know the half. There was this one time I tried the sample nail polish and because I painted a whole fingernail with it they wanted me to pay for it. I was just like "it's a sample, so I'm sampling it, leave me alone" and they got all pissy at me and went and got security so I was all like "**** your store" and walked out. Expect extra-crappy service and ripoffs if they find out you're a capsuleer, they know we have ISK so they overcharge for all sorts, just like those scam artists in station who try to sell you a skirt with a patterned piece of fabric on it for 10 times the price of a Rifter. Don't wear any tops that sit low down the back and show the pod plugs, you'll be paying 400% more every time.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#10 - 2011-12-06 17:58:06 UTC
Bad service, bad leadership and a bad mustache. You hit the jackpot with this outfit!

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Lyn Farel
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#11 - 2011-12-06 18:26:13 UTC
Myxx wrote:
Vaari wrote:
their master


So in other words, you treat your employees like slaves.


Highly speculative conclusion. Master is a word that is not always used for slavery or serfdom.

Of course, the OP will have the final word on this.

Mikkel Lybecker wrote:
I never go into Imperial Pharmacy anymore. They take ages to serve you, ask you so many questions whenever you want anything stronger than a headache pill just so they can legally cover their asses, and half the time they push these generic medicines on you instead of the named stuff and don't tell you that the generic brands are cheaper because they're cut with all sorts of weird additives. Also if you're Vherok you get all sorts of weird looks, like they're casing you out, making sure you don't steal stuff. I'll stick to Poteque.


Imperial Pharmacy have public offices where you can go and buy medicine ?
Edaine Numenor
Numenor Benevolent Holdings
#12 - 2011-12-06 18:43:38 UTC
Vaari,
Do you have something against the definite and indefinite articles? ("a" and "the")

Liberating slaves wherever, whenever, and however I can.
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#13 - 2011-12-06 20:53:39 UTC
I wouldn't advise purchasing anything from such a Pharmacy. I have no idea if Vaari has access to Vitoxin, but if he does, would you trust him with it?

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Kazzzi
Heathen Legion
Iron Men of the Hood
#14 - 2011-12-06 21:26:31 UTC
Edaine Numenor wrote:
Vaari,
Do you have something against the definite and indefinite articles? ("a" and "the")


Vaari just has a greater understanding of the ancient Amarrish dialect than you.
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#15 - 2011-12-06 21:39:21 UTC
Who let you back into MSCS, Kazzzi!? I will murder them myself.

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)
Siva Surya Kshatriya
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2011-12-08 05:37:40 UTC
I went here to get my wisdom teeth removed but ended up waking up on the side of the street -1 kidney

they told me they misplaced it during the surgery

i don't believe them
Bob McGenericname
Bob's Boutique Tax Avoidance Corp
#17 - 2011-12-08 09:22:37 UTC
Siva Surya Kshatriya wrote:
I went here to get my wisdom teeth removed but ended up waking up on the side of the street -1 kidney

they told me they misplaced it during the surgery

i don't believe them


Having read this at least twice to ensure I wasn't misunderstanding your post, I have felt myself becoming more and more in awe with the Glorious Mountain of Providence, his great corporation and of course his wonderous mountache, which I gather is the Earl of Sosan.

I mean seriously, how many pharmacies can convince a customer to come in for dentistry?

Lord Vaari, I only wish that I had heard of your grand corporation but a few years ago, that I could have been led from my precipitous fall from grace. Imagine, instead of landing amongst the pack of heathens that is the TLF I could be basking in the glory of your moustache.