These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

Crime & Punishment

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
Previous page123Next page
 

Warning to all good players about the gankers

First post
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
Dsparil Mal
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
#21 - 2014-07-26 10:16:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Dsparil Mal
Juicy succulent tears. I have an empty bottle. It needs filling.

Erotica 1 for CSM 9!
Dsparil Mal
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
#22 - 2014-07-26 10:32:26 UTC
XenoDC wrote:
YOU CAN ADD ANOTHER TO THE LIST FOR YOU GUY TO KILL IN RETURN. THIS GAME USED TO BE GOOD BUT THESE A******* JUST MAKE IT UNBEARABLE TO THE POINT I JUST WANT TO QUIT.


Wondering if serious or trolling......

Erotica 1 for CSM 9!
Damon Messer
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#23 - 2014-07-26 10:38:01 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Faylee Freir wrote:
I just finished up an evangelism session with our dear friend, XenoDC. I find her blaspheming to be so extensive that I will not be satisfied with only teaching her. I am adding another to the queue, as the Lord commands this. I pray she finds the courage within to repent of her sins. Let it be known now that the Lord will have the last word and all justice will be served.



Ok.

I want the story.

Was she jetcanning or did you blow up her mobile tractor unit?

Or...or......

Did you get her to accept a duel invite?

I MUST KNOWS.



We all want to know!
Naburi NasNaburi
Doomheim
#24 - 2014-07-26 11:06:53 UTC
Empty midslots and empty rig-slots.
On a wet paperbag ship..

nom
Faylee Freir
Abusing Game Mechanics
#25 - 2014-07-26 11:19:06 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD BH Supogo
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Faylee Freir wrote:
I just finished up an evangelism session with our dear friend, XenoDC. I find her blaspheming to be so extensive that I will not be satisfied with only teaching her. I am adding another to the queue, as the Lord commands this. I pray she finds the courage within to repent of her sins. Let it be known now that the Lord will have the last word and all justice will be served.



Ok.

I want the story.

Was she jetcanning or did you blow up her mobile tractor unit?

Or...or......

Did you get her to accept a duel invite?

I MUST KNOWS.


She was jetcan mining so I offered to help her haul some of it Blink She agressed me with (1) drone and I started the evangelism session. *snip* - Please do not post chatlogs without removing the names. - ISD Supogo

HTFU
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#26 - 2014-07-26 11:34:17 UTC
Jetcanning.

In an Orca.

Words.

They fail me.

They...they simply do not come.



ROFLMAO

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Grim Hood
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2014-07-26 11:39:57 UTC
This game isn't for girly men. Toughen up and deal with it or go play WoW. Posting this stuff just makes people want to hunt you down. I am one of those people. Prepare yourself.
Gallowmere Rorschach
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2014-07-26 12:05:11 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
XenoDC wrote:
lovely tears



So.

You were illegally mining in hisec when your mining ship was confiscated by....somebody.

We don't even know (from your account) if they were CODE or just vigilantes.

However, CONCORD destroyed their ships automatically.

You also should have kill rights.

tldr

learn to play the game newb and HTFU

PS I hear mining in nullsec is much safer than in hisec; you should talk to a Goonswarm recruiter and see about moving to null.

This man gives some solid advice. I am sure that someone from the GSF will be along shortly to recruit you. We happen to have access to some of the very best mining space in all of New Eden.
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#29 - 2014-07-26 14:01:38 UTC
XenoDC wrote:
I was happily mining in one of my frequent belts when all of a sudden three cataclysts fly up to me and proceed to shoot me while concord does nothing. These guys are a cancer in this video game and should be given a healthy dose of radiator in head and crotch. I figured that most everyone know that hisec is for the pve and laid back chill plays. I wish to ask ccp to remove them from hisec all together and even see to it that there are police in every asteroid belt.

If you see those guys please kill them back from me
Fly a Procurer (and put midslots and rigs for shields on it). You are now immune to gankers (99% of them anyway). Code are porbably who killed you, and they are basically a bunch of guys who spend all day flying around highsec shooting miners. Supposedly it's fun or something, I don't really get it but ah well. Just plop yourself in a procurer and you'll see them go off to find another target.

The Indecisive Noob - EVE fan blog.

Wholesale Trading - The new bulk trading mailing list.
Bohneik Itohn
10.K
#30 - 2014-07-26 14:38:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Bohneik Itohn
Wrong thread

Wait, CCP kills kittens now too?!  - Freyya

Are you a forum alt? Have you ever wondered why your experience on the forums is always so frustrating and unrewarding? This may help.
Hiply Rustic
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2014-07-26 14:41:53 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
XenoDC wrote:
given a healthy dose of radiator

I'm sorry, I really have to point this out. The radiator is what keeps the coolant in your car cool. The people who ganked you were likely all overheating, and a radiator (if there was such a thing) would really only be helpful to them.


That all depends on how Xeno intended those radiators to be deployed. I mean, those things are fairly large, and all those corners and rough bits could really hurt if the radiators were 'installed' incorrectly (or correctly, depending on your point of view). Blink

Ralph King-Griffin wrote: "Eve deliberately excludes the stupid and the weak willied." EvE: Only the strong-willied need apply.
Hiply Rustic
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2014-07-26 14:52:49 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD BH Supogo
Faylee Freir wrote:


She was jetcan mining so I offered to help her haul some of it Blink She agressed me with (1) drone and I started the evangelism session. Here are the *snip* - Please do not post chatlogs without removing the names. - ISD Supogo



I have to say that this is, to me, a new and novel curse which I will use at some point...hopefully causing someone else to swear and laugh at the same time as they spray coffee all over their keyboard:

[ 2014.07.26 03:47:02 ] ****** > I HOPE YOUR ROOT FALLS OFF AND ROTS IN THE EARTH

There is a brilliance and genuine display of heartfelt emotions here that moved me...to chuckle in a way that was so close to a giggle as to cause my wife to look at me sideways.

I don't know how much I like something meta resulting in a kill designed only to further upset someone who had clearly shown she was borderline "I quit", so maybe it's genuine harassment? I don't know, that's not my issue to deal with, but that curse is genius.

OP, I'm a little sorry I'm laughing at that. A little sorry. Just the littlest bit sorry since I do see that this has gone where it has for you emotionally, and that the upset is truly personal. But, I am laughing at that.

Ralph King-Griffin wrote: "Eve deliberately excludes the stupid and the weak willied." EvE: Only the strong-willied need apply.
J'Poll
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#33 - 2014-07-26 15:14:20 UTC
XenoDC wrote:
I was happily mining in one of my frequent belts when all of a sudden three cataclysts fly up to me and proceed to shoot me while concord does nothing. These guys are a cancer in this video game and should be given a healthy dose of radiator in head and crotch. I figured that most everyone know that hisec is for the pve and laid back chill plays. I wish to ask ccp to remove them from hisec all together and even see to it that there are police in every asteroid belt.

If you see those guys please kill them back from me


You do know that high-sec is NOT for PvE farming and that is NOT safe space?

If you want perfectly safe playing...go to Hello Kitty Online.

Personal channel: Crazy Dutch Guy

Help channel: Help chat - Reloaded

Public roams channels: RvB Ganked / Redemption Road / Spectre Fleet / Bombers bar / The Content Club
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#34 - 2014-07-26 15:29:55 UTC
I'd say I feel bad about all this, but I'd be lying. The synchronicity of events has had me chortling evilly at random times throughout the night ever since I nearly choked to death on my steamed dumplings. OP's first death could have been avoided, but the Orca kill was too right to be wrong... as it required the victim to become a willing accomplice in their own death by meta.
Hopefully OP either finds a game that suits them better, or learns to laugh a bit at the bad things that can happen in New Eden.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Hannibal Crusoe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#35 - 2014-07-26 15:36:37 UTC
This was a beautifully crafted tale of the awakening of a hibernating carebear. Now awake will they quit, or perhaps start playing the game? This also reminds me that while I have been told it is impossible to do, I really need a gank alt in this hello kitty thing.

Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn
Fer'isam K'ahn
SAS Veterinarians
#36 - 2014-07-26 15:40:50 UTC
Every action has an opposite and equal reaction ... heard that somewhere.
Christopher Mabata
Northern Accounts and Systems
#37 - 2014-07-26 16:15:06 UTC
Few things i would love to say in regards to this post

1. Welcome to eve, High sec is not 100% safe and never will be it falls to YOU the layer to protect yourself and your assets from people who are operating well within the bounds of accepted game mechanics not CCP. They wont remove them, they wont make harsher penalties as there are already more than a few in place
2. Buy a Mining Permit, a mere 10m ISK can protect you for 365 days if your not breaking the New Halamia Code of Conduct, breaking our Code will cause your permit to be revoked

If people actually did something productive about ganking, which makes it more fun for all of us, rather than crying on the forums highsec would be a different place.

♣ Small Gang PVP, Large Fleet PVP, Black Ops, Incursions, Trade, and Industry ♣ 70% Lethal / 30% Super-Snuggly / 110% No idea what im doing ♣

This Message Brought to you by a sweet and sour bittervet
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#38 - 2014-07-26 16:50:06 UTC
Christopher, idk if a permit would have helped them on this one.

I'd have revoked a permit for: making this thread, the Orca fit, jetcanning in an Orca.

Yes, permit tank = best tank, that is beyond question. But only IF you actually intend to stop doing things that flagrantly violate the CODE.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Christopher Mabata
Northern Accounts and Systems
#39 - 2014-07-26 17:07:03 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Christopher, idk if a permit would have helped them on this one.

I'd have revoked a permit for: making this thread, the Orca fit, jetcanning in an Orca.

Yes, permit tank = best tank, that is beyond question. But only IF you actually intend to stop doing things that flagrantly violate the CODE.


I was unaware of the breaches at the time of the posting, you are indeed correct and i would have followed suit on the same decision.

♣ Small Gang PVP, Large Fleet PVP, Black Ops, Incursions, Trade, and Industry ♣ 70% Lethal / 30% Super-Snuggly / 110% No idea what im doing ♣

This Message Brought to you by a sweet and sour bittervet
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#40 - 2014-07-26 17:47:01 UTC
also, I'm fairly sure the initiators that caused this mirthnaught to come into being had little to nothing to do with CODE. As such a permit would have done nothing, adhering to the principles behind said permit might have saved OP's snackinaw tho.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Previous page123Next page