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Paynus Maiassus
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#41 - 2014-07-25 21:03:14 UTC
"Everyone who plays Eve except you is stupid, evil, and trying to harm you."
Mr M
Sebiestor Tribe
#42 - 2014-07-25 22:58:09 UTC
1) Don't fly what you can't afford to lose. (Because)
2) Everyone is out to get you. (Shoot/scam/kill/et cetera)
3) Don't give money to goons. (It's getting old)
4) Don't click on links in local. (Can't unseen)
5) HTFU. (HTFU)

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Khan Wrenth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#43 - 2014-07-25 23:12:31 UTC
I have many first rules, mainly because I suck at math. However, one in particular is....

EvE is like a Reese's. There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's. And there is no wrong way to play EvE. From AFK miners and suicide gankers to AFK cloakers to roams, exploration, or idle skilling up, EvE is the sandbox that tells you that you cannot do anything wrong because everything is permitted. But the players can and will tell you that you've done something wrong in the form of a nicely packaged killmail.

Let's discuss overhauling the way we get intel in EvE.
Zacarias Ion
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#44 - 2014-07-26 02:39:03 UTC
#1 Never associate with anyone, they just wanna gank you and rob you, welcome to EvE online.
#2 Never ever leave high-sec, you will lose your ship and pod.
Hadrian Blackstone
Yamato Holdings
#45 - 2014-07-26 03:01:40 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
Felicity Love wrote:
Never squeeze a carebear.... they're cuddly and oh-so-cute when they first open their eyes ... and they need constant cleaning...

Speaking of which, when does the NES / NeX or whatever the Hell it's called these days finally start stocking "Carebear wipes" ?

It's getting messy out there... P

There are two kinds of players in EVE



I like this interpretation better
Chewytowel Haklar
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#46 - 2014-07-26 03:06:12 UTC
If you're gonna play EVE, then play EVE.
Destru Kaneda
Arzad Police Department
#47 - 2014-07-26 03:23:43 UTC
Fun for me. **** everyone else.

I like it best when the beats are naked.
Anke Eyrou
Hades Sisters
#48 - 2014-07-26 07:29:46 UTC
You mean to tell me Eve has rules? I thought she was a shameless hussie and anything goes

I expect to get this post deleted or locked. So much for freedom of expression.

Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#49 - 2014-07-26 11:22:22 UTC
First rule of Eve: If you don't like me, come and stop me.

Oh god.
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#50 - 2014-07-26 11:23:15 UTC
Second rule of Eve: You can't stop me, I'll just log out.

Oh god.
Nalelmir Ahashion
Industrial Management and Engineering
Mouth Trumpet Cavalry
#51 - 2014-07-26 11:24:44 UTC
Never confess to what you can't pay for.
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#52 - 2014-07-26 11:29:01 UTC
The third rule is probably something to do with friends and alts, but be careful with the US marine stuff, you'll get banned for that.

Oh god.
Ursula Thrace
Dreamland Augmented Consortium
#53 - 2014-07-26 11:32:34 UTC
the first, and only, rule is:

trust no one.

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