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What are some things that we can agree on?
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De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#61 - 2014-07-24 16:35:08 UTC
Felicity Love wrote:
I think we can all agree that EVE needs more Fedos...



No, because Fedos scare me

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#62 - 2014-07-24 16:39:15 UTC
After giving this some thought, I believe that there is a few things we can all agree on.

1) No matter who you are, you get a little picture (eventually) to the left of your post.

2) I will always sign my posts.

Mr Epeen Cool
Frostys Virpio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#63 - 2014-07-24 16:47:36 UTC
<------ Is bad at EVE.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#64 - 2014-07-24 16:54:21 UTC
I think we can all agree that the word 'douchebaggery' is underutilized in Eve.





Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#65 - 2014-07-24 16:56:15 UTC

"An Ode To Bacon", by Feyd Rautha

"Who are thou o' bacon,
that permeates my every thought
waking dream,
sexual fantasy.

What pigmalian creature
birthed your loving
texture
your scent
your taste
your enormity

My cup fills with sweet liquid
to pair your salty goodness
My plate drips in syrop
to swirl your sensual body upon

I sniff
I taste
I swallow
I jiz"

Would you like to know more?
flakeys
Doomheim
#66 - 2014-07-24 19:31:54 UTC
Glathull wrote:
There's a huge amount of healthy debate on these forums.




Shocked No really i mean ShockedShockedShocked

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Luceno zu'Eldrazi
Doomheim
#67 - 2014-07-24 19:44:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Luceno zu'Eldrazi
I think we can all agree that Grumpymunky is grumpy.
flakeys
Doomheim
#68 - 2014-07-24 19:48:28 UTC
Luceno zu'Eldrazi wrote:
I think we can all agree that Grumpymunky is grumpy.



And that he belongs in a zoo ....

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Samuel Triptee
Drunken Beaver Mining
#69 - 2014-07-24 20:21:27 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Hiply Rustic wrote:
Glathull wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I think we can all agree that the best gifts us office folks ever used to receive were Far Side calendars.

There is still hope.



What are those . . . things? Crap-nugget infused muffins? Who would do that to a perfectly good cupcake pan?


It's possible they are bacon nuggets in those muffins. You might want to rethink your position.


Good sir, as possibly the only certified expert in this forum on Muffins, and a recognized Bacon aficionado, I can tell you with much certainty, that those chunks are not Bacon, and those barely qualify as muffins. Those are store-bought pre-packaged, shortening laiden faux-muffins, with what appear to be walnuts and raisins.


And an absolutely perfect example of hangover food. That is of course you can pass up the sardines in mustard sauce, a pack of saltine crackers and a warm can of beer.

Have You Hugged Your Frigate Today?
Samuel Triptee
Drunken Beaver Mining
#70 - 2014-07-24 20:22:17 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Hiply Rustic wrote:
Glathull wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I think we can all agree that the best gifts us office folks ever used to receive were Far Side calendars.

There is still hope.



What are those . . . things? Crap-nugget infused muffins? Who would do that to a perfectly good cupcake pan?


It's possible they are bacon nuggets in those muffins. You might want to rethink your position.


Good sir, as possibly the only certified expert in this forum on Muffins, and a recognized Bacon aficionado, I can tell you with much certainty, that those chunks are not Bacon, and those barely qualify as muffins. Those are store-bought pre-packaged, shortening laiden faux-muffins, with what appear to be walnuts and raisins.


And an absolutely perfect example of hangover food. That is of course you can pass up the sardines in mustard sauce, a sleeve of saltine crackers and a warm can of beer.

Have You Hugged Your Frigate Today?
Samuel Triptee
Drunken Beaver Mining
#71 - 2014-07-24 20:26:43 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I think we can all agree that the word 'douchebaggery' is underutilized in Eve.







And this brings to mind "Does a fish know that it is wet?"

Have You Hugged Your Frigate Today?
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#72 - 2014-07-24 20:27:40 UTC
S'Way wrote:
Glathull wrote:
Mayo is disguting

What about if it's on bacon ?


Does not bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo constitute a BLT?

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Samuel Triptee
Drunken Beaver Mining
#73 - 2014-07-24 20:29:40 UTC
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:

"An Ode To Bacon", by Feyd Rautha

"Who are thou o' bacon,
that permeates my every thought
waking dream,
sexual fantasy.

What pigmalian creature
birthed your loving
texture
your scent
your taste
your enormity

My cup fills with sweet liquid
to pair your salty goodness
My plate drips in syrop
to swirl your sensual body upon

I sniff
I taste
I swallow
I jiz"



I will agree with anybody else who thinks this may be going just a bit too far...

However, I'm unsettled knowing I am right with you Feyd

Have You Hugged Your Frigate Today?
Zaxix
State War Academy
Caldari State
#74 - 2014-07-24 20:49:15 UTC
As Dr. Jack Badofsky on SNL once said:

Everybody doesn't like something.
But nobody doesn't like... Orgasms.

Bokononist

 
Jamagh
Grand Violations
#75 - 2014-07-24 20:51:15 UTC
Everyone in this game mines. Some mine rocks. Others mine killmails. Face it, we are all miners.

"Please stop reopening silly rumor threads."  CCP Navigator.
Yokai Mitsuhide
Doomheim
#76 - 2014-07-24 20:52:46 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
bacon I fried for some friends once. It tasted disgusting to me.


Blasphemy!
Benar Ellecon
Card games on MOTORCYCLES
#77 - 2014-07-24 21:18:06 UTC
Bacon is Gods apology for salad.

Fly with your hair on FIRE!
S'Way
State War Academy
Caldari State
#78 - 2014-07-24 21:35:11 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Does not bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo constitute a BLT?

I think the mayo's optional, but it does go rather well with avocado in there as well.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#79 - 2014-07-24 21:38:27 UTC
S'Way wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Does not bacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo constitute a BLT?

I think the mayo's optional, but it does go rather well with avocado in there as well.


I can agree with this.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#80 - 2014-07-24 22:55:23 UTC
De'Veldrin wrote:
Glathull wrote:

Mayo is disguting


You, sir, are a heathen and an affront to all things decent and right with this world. I declare you persona non gratia on these forums, and indeed anywhere that electrons may freely flow. May mobs chase you until your very electronic life becomes a pixellated nightmare from which you cannot escape.

Beacuse if you put Miracle Whip on a BLT you, frankly, do not deserve the bacon that sandwich is made with.


I make my BLTs with bacon, bacon, and bacon. And I use bacon for bread. There is no need for any disgusting white slime on a blt if it is made properly.

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon