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[SERVICE] Internal Dispute Resolution
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Seraph IX Basarab
Outer Path
Seraphim Division
#1 - 2014-07-23 05:50:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Seraph IX Basarab
Evening,

Ever been in a fleet with some try hard mouth breathing idiot you wish you could shove off a building? Or maybe you're tired of one of the directors in your alliance lording his "good ol boy" status over you and making you his (Censored). Perhaps you have thoughts of resolving such a dispute by serving said individuals a large slice of humble pie but unfortunately your actions are bound by the corporation or alliance that you are in.

I'd like to offer a remedy for such problems through my services. You can't dirty your hands by awoxing that idiot corpmate mining or running missions, but fortunately with your help we can. Perhaps you're a renter annoyed at the people that just moved in next door or you know where that obnoxious guy in your corp likes to rat in his blinged out Rattlesnake or you may want to pull off a large heist. Provide us with the intel and we'll provide some "resolution."

Quick.
Clean.
Efficient.

We'll do what you're not allowed to. Contact me (Seraph IX Basarab) in game or by mail (use an alt if they have your API) and we'll arrange something.
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#2 - 2014-07-23 08:27:44 UTC
This thread is Don Purple approved. Big smile

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#3 - 2014-07-23 08:43:11 UTC
I would like to infiltrate a large Fedo.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2014-07-23 11:03:06 UTC
I need to be taught a lesson & GSF policy forbids me from teaching myself a lesson. I commonly treat people like crap both ingame & out of game & accuse certain russian players of being mentally challenged every time they post. I have it on good authority that I run complexes in a blinged out autism chariot.

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Seraph IX Basarab
Outer Path
Seraphim Division
#5 - 2014-07-24 06:57:00 UTC
You flirt.
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#6 - 2014-07-24 12:43:57 UTC
I'd like to see some proof that you awoxed the guy that is complaining about awoxing in this subforum. Would be an excellent shingle to hang above your door.
Seraph IX Basarab
Outer Path
Seraphim Division
#7 - 2014-07-24 18:18:20 UTC
Serendipity Lost wrote:
I'd like to see some proof that you awoxed the guy that is complaining about awoxing in this subforum. Would be an excellent shingle to hang above your door.



But i'm not talking about actual awoxing. I'm talking about you having a problem with a corp/alliance mate and providing intel or a warp in point for me.

It's completely different. Blink
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#8 - 2014-07-24 18:51:36 UTC
OK, ok, so maybe I was too specific. Just provide a km of the guy complaining about awoxing.

Awox
War Dec
Gank
Suicide gank
Can bait (this one would be kind of sweet)

Show us a km!
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2014-07-24 19:14:39 UTC  |  Edited by: BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
This sounds... useful. Can I hire you to awox SYJ members though? They usually hang out in Gensis now.

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Seraph IX Basarab
Outer Path
Seraphim Division
#10 - 2014-07-24 19:17:07 UTC
Those I'll do for free.
Seraph IX Basarab
Outer Path
Seraphim Division
#11 - 2014-07-26 02:55:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Seraph IX Basarab
To clarify I'm not awoxing anyone. The idea came up when a friend within one of the major coalitions was expressing dissatisfaction with his current ceo and the way he was using his power in an abusive manner. If someone else was stuck in such a situation, I would offer my services to said individual.
Seraph IX Basarab
Outer Path
Seraphim Division
#12 - 2014-09-15 20:01:48 UTC
Got a little bit of freedom this week for some conflict resolution.
Steppa Musana
Doomheim
#13 - 2014-09-16 03:19:08 UTC
+1. Death to all sperglords.

Hey guys.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#14 - 2014-09-16 05:11:32 UTC
I'll kill for Klondike bars.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!