Out of Pod Experience

I believe the rookies are our future.
Teach them well and let them skill away.
Show them EVEmon and how to make an API.
Give them a fitting guide
to make it easier.
Let the newbies' lossmails
remind us how we used to be.

Everybody's searching for a team mate.
People or just start a power of 2.
I never found anyone who would fleet with me,
a lonely place to be,
and so I started multiboxing.

I decided long ago,
never to play on anyone's schedule.
If I fail, if I succeed,
at least I'll have used ten of me.
No matter what they take from me,
they can't take away my clone's SP.

Because the greatest fleet of alts
is usually just me
I made the greatest
fleet of all with ten of me
The greatest fleet of all
Is easy to achieve
Learning to multibox
It is the greatest use of alts

And if, by chance, in wormhole space
that you farmed alone
eats your probes when you're afk,
spam local for an exit