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stoicfaux
#21 - 2014-07-24 04:01:27 UTC
I notice that the OP hasn't posted this question on the non-English forums (thanks Google Auto-Translate feature in Chrome!)

I'm assuming any "agreeable" ideas would have to include agreement by the populations of the Russians, Germans, and Japanese sub-forums as well? In which case I'll pony up with:
* We hate the NSA.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2014-07-24 04:04:24 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:
I dread the day I'll be eaten whole by chickens.


Then look forward to being first dipped in Honey Mustard!


There's a Far Side comic there, I swear it...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xvsnvhQ9Fig/TwwMlHnza0I/AAAAAAAACvw/5wUTYuba--8/s1600/FARSIDE26.jpg

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Hiply Rustic
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2014-07-24 04:04:53 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
Glathull wrote:
Let's focus on things that we can all agree on.

I think we can all agree that we all don't agree on anything.




I disagree.

Ralph King-Griffin wrote: "Eve deliberately excludes the stupid and the weak willied." EvE: Only the strong-willied need apply.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#24 - 2014-07-24 04:06:16 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:
I dread the day I'll be eaten whole by chickens.


Then look forward to being first dipped in Honey Mustard!


There's a Far Side comic there, I swear it...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xvsnvhQ9Fig/TwwMlHnza0I/AAAAAAAACvw/5wUTYuba--8/s1600/FARSIDE26.jpg


Yep, that's the one.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#25 - 2014-07-24 04:06:48 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:
I dread the day I'll be eaten whole by chickens.


Then look forward to being first dipped in Honey Mustard!


There's a Far Side comic there, I swear it...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xvsnvhQ9Fig/TwwMlHnza0I/AAAAAAAACvw/5wUTYuba--8/s1600/FARSIDE26.jpg



Not enough likes in the world for that.

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#26 - 2014-07-24 04:10:33 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Vegans refuse to eat animals, but when given the chance, all animals will eat vegans.

It's Soylent *Green* after all. Eat Vegan!

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#27 - 2014-07-24 04:11:56 UTC
I think we can all agree that the best gifts us office folks ever used to receive were Far Side calendars.



Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Bohneik Itohn
10.K
#28 - 2014-07-24 04:14:51 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
I licked some bacon I fried for some friends once. It tasted disgusting to me. My friends thought it is delicious (I didn't give them the licked one, in case you're wondering!).


Stahp... You Liar...You Eve player... You not only gave it to them after licking it but dropped it on the floor and picked the dog hair off of it first. P

Oh, take a bite and give it a chew next time. If you licked it you got nothing but a smear of tasteless grease and a spattering of burnt salt. The flavor is in the meat, the rest just accentuates it.

But if you want the full experience, you also need a fried egg, some melted cheese, and a biscuit cooked gramma style with plenty of lard and a buttery crust. Mayo optional. This is enough calories to induce a 8 A.M. food coma.

I must contend with #* "Eve is dying."

Until we find the appropriate orifice to stick the thermometer in, and determine the appropriate girth for the thermometer, the evidence is inconclusive.

Wait, CCP kills kittens now too?!  - Freyya

Are you a forum alt? Have you ever wondered why your experience on the forums is always so frustrating and unrewarding? This may help.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#29 - 2014-07-24 04:17:47 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I think we can all agree that the best gifts us office folks ever used to receive were Far Side calendars.





When I worked for an insurance company, I had one. Coming into the office during the morning and ripping the old day off was the highlight of my day.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Galia Goodbody
Posique Corp
#30 - 2014-07-24 04:19:20 UTC
I think we can agree that CCP is at war with the solo player.
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2014-07-24 04:21:07 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I think we can all agree that the best gifts us office folks ever used to receive were Far Side calendars.

There is still hope.

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#32 - 2014-07-24 04:23:02 UTC
Galia Goodbody wrote:
I think we can agree that CCP is at war with the solo player.



I think we can agree that there's no such thing as a solo player in EvE.

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#33 - 2014-07-24 04:23:51 UTC
Glathull wrote:
Galia Goodbody wrote:
I think we can agree that CCP is at war with the solo player.



I think we can agree that there's no such thing as a solo player in EvE.


I can agree with that. Or can I?

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#34 - 2014-07-24 04:25:14 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I think we can all agree that the best gifts us office folks ever used to receive were Far Side calendars.

There is still hope.



What are those . . . things? Crap-nugget infused muffins? Who would do that to a perfectly good cupcake pan?

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Rowells
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#35 - 2014-07-24 04:25:22 UTC
is agreeing to disagree counter-productive to the aforementioned agreement?
Hiply Rustic
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#36 - 2014-07-24 04:26:51 UTC
Rowells wrote:
is agreeing to disagree counter-productive to the aforementioned agreement?


Only if no one disagrees with you doing it.

Ralph King-Griffin wrote: "Eve deliberately excludes the stupid and the weak willied." EvE: Only the strong-willied need apply.
Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#37 - 2014-07-24 04:27:07 UTC
Rowells wrote:
is agreeing to disagree counter-productive to the aforementioned agreement?



Yes and no.

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Hiply Rustic
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2014-07-24 04:27:38 UTC
Glathull wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I think we can all agree that the best gifts us office folks ever used to receive were Far Side calendars.

There is still hope.



What are those . . . things? Crap-nugget infused muffins? Who would do that to a perfectly good cupcake pan?


It's possible they are bacon nuggets in those muffins. You might want to rethink your position.

Ralph King-Griffin wrote: "Eve deliberately excludes the stupid and the weak willied." EvE: Only the strong-willied need apply.
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#39 - 2014-07-24 04:31:33 UTC
Abrazzar wrote:
It is a undeniable and universally accepted fact that EVE is dying.


IT is a truth universally acknowledged, that a massive multiplayer online roleplaying game called EVE Online must be in state of dying.

However little known the feelings or views of players of that game may be on their entering the EVE Online forums, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the regular posters, that he is considered to be required to join the chorus of lamentation.

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#40 - 2014-07-24 04:31:53 UTC
Rowells wrote:
is agreeing to disagree counter-productive to the aforementioned agreement?


Yes.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.