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How Has Playing EVE Affected Your Sex Life?
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Tyrton
Imbecile MIiss Managment and Disasters
Intergalactic Interstellar Interns
#81 - 2014-07-19 11:27:47 UTC
Schmata Bastanold wrote:
What sex life? I'm married, sex is over.



^ This once you are married your sex drive takes up walkingShocked
lost packet
Alpha Flight
#82 - 2014-07-19 13:31:31 UTC  |  Edited by: lost packet
Lachra wrote:
It spices things up. Me and my partner like to do a little RP in the bedroom: my partner plays a distribution agent for the Khanid Transport corporation, and I play a courier for Deep Core Mining Inc. (winky wink!) I have to negotiate the price for our encounter and the 'delivery of goods' based on my faction standings and current Social and Distribution Connections skillpoints. Then we ****.


Negotiate the price? I think you've mistaken brass for your partner.

As for my situation? Got 6 kids so it's probably a good thing I play eve.

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Boom McCondor
Doomheim
#83 - 2014-07-19 16:50:33 UTC
Have to have thick skin in EVE, so I can definitely handle rejection better!
Silverdaddy
Ourapheh Holdings
#84 - 2014-07-19 18:07:23 UTC
My sex life is much better now than when I started playing Eve on Boxing Day, 2005.

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flakeys
Doomheim
#85 - 2014-07-19 19:08:10 UTC
Eve killed a lot of my social life , but my sexlife mostly got killed by marriage not by eve Roll

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
flakeys
Doomheim
#86 - 2014-07-19 19:08:59 UTC
Boom McCondor wrote:
Have to have thick skin in EVE, so I can definitely handle ejaculation better!


The wha ? Shocked

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#87 - 2014-07-19 20:33:08 UTC
Sex life? There is such a thing? Who says? Who thought of that?

We need to find out the motives of people who come up with these ideas and see what other ideas they had. There's something rotten about this concept.

It's probably why we have more Jerkoffskys and less Teslas now, why attention-horing on social media is at arms length yet we need warp drive more than anything now.


Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#88 - 2014-07-19 20:36:24 UTC
flakeys wrote:
Boom McCondor wrote:
Have to have thick skin in EVE, so I can definitely handle ejaculation better!


The wha ? Shocked

.....o.0

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Liam Inkuras
Furnace
Thermodynamics
#89 - 2014-07-19 22:03:45 UTC
Integrate match.com into the EvE client.

I wear my goggles at night.

Any spelling/grammatical errors come complimentary with my typing on a phone
Nose' Feliciano
#90 - 2014-07-19 22:07:13 UTC
Liam Inkuras wrote:
Integrate match.com into the EvE client.


I did the dating site thing once. Met a lot of psycho-women. Will never do it again.

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Vortexo VonBrenner
Doomheim
#91 - 2014-07-19 23:20:51 UTC
Liam Inkuras wrote:
Integrate match.com into the EvE client.

Unforseen CREST uses ftw!



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Kelsey Auditore
Quafe Commandos
The Obsidian Front - Reborn
#92 - 2014-07-20 05:06:29 UTC
Liam Inkuras wrote:
Integrate match.com into the EvE client.


Now a mandatory bookmark in everyone's eve browser.
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#93 - 2014-07-20 05:10:47 UTC
Kelsey Auditore wrote:
Liam Inkuras wrote:
Integrate match.com into the EvE client.


Now a mandatory bookmark in everyone's eve browser.

eve-match.com

A bunch of men playing men and a bunch of men playing women have their avatars matched in eve-match and then go on virtual dates.

Whoever thought WiS would have an actual use (if somewhat strange).

Let's hope that door never opens. The whole "how has EvE affected your sex life?" question will go in a whole new direction if it does.
flakeys
Doomheim
#94 - 2014-07-20 05:43:44 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Sex life? There is such a thing? Who says? Who thought of that?

We need to find out the motives of people who come up with these ideas and see what other ideas they had. There's something rotten about this concept.

It's probably why we have more Jerkoffskys and less Teslas now, why attention-horing on social media is at arms length yet we need warp drive more than anything now.





Uhm , ask your girlfriend / wife to wash herself as it should definatly not smell rotten.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
chef Vascular
Learning and Mining Corporation
#95 - 2014-07-20 12:52:14 UTC
met a girl who played EvE we had a online thing for a while, and some good cyber aswell. funny thing she was from iceland.miss her....
chef Vascular
Learning and Mining Corporation
#96 - 2014-07-20 12:53:02 UTC
flakeys wrote:
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Sex life? There is such a thing? Who says? Who thought of that?

We need to find out the motives of people who come up with these ideas and see what other ideas they had. There's something rotten about this concept.

It's probably why we have more Jerkoffskys and less Teslas now, why attention-horing on social media is at arms length yet we need warp drive more than anything now.





Uhm , ask your girlfriend / wife to wash herself as it should definatly not smell rotten.



bluewaffle?
Nathaniel Raynaud
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#97 - 2014-07-20 13:07:29 UTC
most of the people in this thread sound like dads and i'm pretty sure it's illegal for dads to have sex

also, do the more notable eve players get groupies like other famous internet people do? people write fanfiction about those guys that do commentary while playing video games, so i'd imagine that at least one person out there carries a torch for chribba or something
Alexei Stryker
Council of Stellar Erections
#98 - 2014-07-24 10:54:29 UTC
Nathaniel Raynaud wrote:
most of the people in this thread sound like dads and i'm pretty sure it's illegal for dads to have sex

also, do the more notable eve players get groupies like other famous internet people do? people write fanfiction about those guys that do commentary while playing video games, so i'd imagine that at least one person out there carries a torch for chribba or something
Nathaniel Raynaud
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#99 - 2014-07-24 11:25:29 UTC
if chribba ever graces the thread with his presence, i fully expect to hear about his legions of lovestruck stalkers
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#100 - 2014-07-24 11:55:30 UTC
Nathaniel Raynaud wrote:
if chribba ever graces the thread with his presence, i fully expect to hear about his legions of lovestruck stalkers

I posted on page one P But no can't really say my space pixels has gotten me any legion of willing girls yet

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