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My friend needs clothes...

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Thov
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#601 - 2014-07-19 04:55:31 UTC
Best thread I read this year
Xe'Cara'eos
A Big Enough Lever
#602 - 2014-07-19 08:36:02 UTC
This thread seems to have lost much of it's 'livingness' just like the companions we talk about and cherish so fondly.

For posting an idea into F&I: come up with idea, try and think how people could abuse this, try to fix your idea - loop the process until you can't see how it could be abused, then post to the forums to let us figure out how to abuse it..... If your idea can be abused, it [u]WILL[/u] be.
Gorinia Sanford
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#603 - 2014-07-25 01:58:23 UTC
Alua Oresson wrote:
Cathrine Kenchov wrote:
I am not even kidding about this feature idea:

new Nex store option - BioTrophy Case
add-on to captains quarters, where you can see select corpses on display.


Take note CCP, you want people to pony up real money, give them something gruesome and disturbing to show off. Most of us long term players are closet psychopaths anyways. Make us stuff that will scare the willies out of people.


That and price it reasonably.
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#604 - 2014-08-31 23:55:13 UTC
Dun'Gal wrote:
why has this not happened yet?



CCP doesn't want to sell clothes.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#605 - 2014-10-04 21:47:07 UTC
then ccp should farm it out and take a cut. strict guidelines for the technical stuff. I know i could do with hipwaders and dingly-boppers.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Summer Isle
Autumn Industrial Enterprises
#606 - 2014-10-05 05:26:56 UTC
Zimmer Jones wrote:
I know i could do with hipwaders and dingly-boppers.


You keep your hippy clothes. I'm still waiting on cat ears and cat tails. (=^･ω･^=)

 Talk is cheap, but Void S and Quake L are cheaper.
Evora Pirkibo
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#607 - 2014-10-05 08:22:32 UTC
******* awesome. I love how this was clearly passed around the office at first.

On a long enough timeline, the life expectancy of everyone drops to zero.
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#608 - 2014-10-05 08:53:12 UTC
Josefius wrote:
I laughed in real life, am I going to hell?


can i have your corpse?
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#609 - 2014-10-05 09:38:35 UTC
On the upside for a zombie thread this on at least aims to have a high qualiy wardrobe...
Xe'Cara'eos
A Big Enough Lever
#610 - 2014-10-17 20:33:36 UTC
I know this isn't exactly in the thread of chloe, but I've started keeping an eye out as I wander the cold vastness of space for those poor unfortunates thrown into the cold, and rescuing them into the relative warmth of my cargohold, and once I get back home, to the snug coziness of a station berth Joelinux - you have made me a better person!

For posting an idea into F&I: come up with idea, try and think how people could abuse this, try to fix your idea - loop the process until you can't see how it could be abused, then post to the forums to let us figure out how to abuse it..... If your idea can be abused, it [u]WILL[/u] be.
Zimmer Jones
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#611 - 2015-01-02 17:55:21 UTC
no matter how I ply them with spirits, various drugs and luxury ships, the various teatime companions i have collected remain in a state of nature, and are thus not fit for fine dining. Even a shroud would be appreciated when i have them all desabier on that supremely uncomfortable looking sofa. A chaise lounge would be appreciated as well.

Use the force without consent and the court wont acquit you even if you are a card carryin', robe wearin' Jedi.
Mantish Maca
ORE DYNAMIC OPERATIONS
#612 - 2015-01-03 16:34:02 UTC
Space is unfriendly and cold place. I understand you seek a company.
And as you are gentlaman, sure you wnat her look representative,comfortable and good.

I support this idea even if I haventt got any....lady companion...yet.
Jenshae Chiroptera
#613 - 2015-01-03 16:40:58 UTC
Thanks for the laugh OP.

+1

... and can we please invite others to our quarters to .... erm .... give them some compliments ... and ... maybe a warm beverage.

Oh and on a completely side note, could we have a bed to .... ummm... lie back and read a book, maybe? Blink

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.
Tiddle Jr
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#614 - 2015-01-04 01:12:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Tiddle Jr
I wonder when u r inside a Capsule u came inside naked or fully dressed?
And if that's the case I wonder where my shiny dress go after podding? My suit wort of billion, simply distinguish into the cold space. Something wrong in here.

"The message is that there are known knowns. There are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say there are things that we now know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know" - CCP
Dragoneer20
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#615 - 2015-01-12 15:41:18 UTC
CCP, please implement this...I will dress your corpses in pretty pink tutus and hang em from my stealth bombers...
Discomanco
We pooped on your lawn
#616 - 2015-02-10 03:33:59 UTC
Well, it's been a while.
CCP plis? Big smile
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#617 - 2015-02-10 03:44:23 UTC
While we are being disturbing, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irK6awz6NWU comes to mind.

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Stefan Silviu
EVE-RO
Goonswarm Federation
#618 - 2015-03-09 20:13:35 UTC
i wonder if the same amount of devs , ccp's , gm's and csm members would write in a more serious thread
Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
#619 - 2015-03-22 07:26:07 UTC
In all seriousness, if someone was to dress up & airlock jettison one of my pleasure doll copies would it eventually put clothes on the back of one of the Drifters. They're harvesting bodies. What's to stop them from harvesting fashion?

I could see a Dress the Drifters™ campaign being a thing.

'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4
Kisk Kouvo
Revelation Exploration Inc.
Without Remorse.
#620 - 2015-03-31 15:50:39 UTC
I'm not sure if this has been brought up but would it be wrong to decorate our ships reaver style? There has to be some null sec spot where that would not offend too many people.