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How Has Playing EVE Affected Your Sex Life?
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Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#61 - 2014-07-18 19:27:31 UTC
4 words: "Minmatar duct tape bondage"

And no, not that masochistic, you stick it to itself so that ripping it off doesn't need to happen.

Besides, a roll of tape looks less conspicuous than the standard cuffs or a coil of rope when you aren't a rock climber or a cop >.>

The Drake is a Lie
Pizoph Deequad
Bowen Inc.
#62 - 2014-07-18 19:27:32 UTC
"How Has Playing EVE Affected Your Sex Life?"

I've learned to go lefty.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#63 - 2014-07-18 19:37:50 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
EVE is definitely better than sex.

Then you're doing one or both of them wrongBlink

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Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#64 - 2014-07-18 20:28:11 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:
EVE is definitely better than sex.

Then you're doing one or both of them wrongBlink

No doubt.. though I'm enjoying being blissfully ignorant for now Cool

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Korvus Falek
Depraved Corruption
#65 - 2014-07-18 20:33:36 UTC
Schmata Bastanold wrote:
What sex life? I'm married, sex is over.


QFT Cry
MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#66 - 2014-07-18 20:34:43 UTC
I've played EVE long enough that the nerf bat is a sex toy and I get screwed by it every expansion/update and I have been paying for the privilege. (me bitter? n... yep)

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"If you are part of the problem, you will be nerfed." -MadMuppet
BrundleMeth
State War Academy
Caldari State
#67 - 2014-07-18 21:31:14 UTC  |  Edited by: BrundleMeth
Leoric Firesword wrote:
Trillian Darkwater wrote:
Schmata Bastanold wrote:
What sex life? I'm married, sex is over.


tbh, the "sex is over" part is when you're married WITH KIDS Blink


QFT

have 2 of them, had to try to remember what sex was

I despise chilren...none are allowed in my house....including families kids...


Sibyyl wrote:
...EVE is definitely better than sex.
Not if you have sex with me....
Malrikk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#68 - 2014-07-18 21:31:24 UTC
My docking speed and ability has improved.
Rowells
Blackwater USA Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#69 - 2014-07-18 21:40:18 UTC
I'd love to blame my gratuitous amounts of eve time as the sole cause of my AWOL sex-life, but in reality i'm just an a**hole (and maybe a tad bit ugly).

Thankfully eve allows me to **** and get ****** every day. Love you guys.
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#70 - 2014-07-18 23:50:13 UTC
BrundleMeth wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:
...EVE is definitely better than sex.
Not if you have sex with me....

There's this quote going around in EVE bios I've read about the spaceship hull being clothes, and armor being.. oh never mind.

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Kitty Bear
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#71 - 2014-07-18 23:57:28 UTC
My love-bot eloped with the toaster.

I can't even have breakfast anymore Oops
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#72 - 2014-07-18 23:59:39 UTC
Kitty Bear wrote:
My love-bot eloped with the toaster.

I can't even have breakfast anymore Oops


Neither are used to make Bacon.. therefore breakfast is still a go!

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Jimmy O'Shanty
The Westies
#73 - 2014-07-19 00:30:13 UTC
Michael Ruckert wrote:
Do you say "gf" after a hot session with your SO?


lol - No, but now I'm going to.
ctx2007
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#74 - 2014-07-19 07:28:06 UTC
Schmata Bastanold wrote:
What sex life? I'm married, sex is over.


Same here more time for EVE Blink

You only realise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead.
Grog Aftermath
Doomheim
#75 - 2014-07-19 07:35:44 UTC
Not as much as being married for almost 20 years.
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#76 - 2014-07-19 07:39:40 UTC
Pizoph Deequad wrote:
I've learned to go lefty.

But how does your right hand feel about that?

Is it jealous?
Christina Project
Screaming Head in a Box.
#77 - 2014-07-19 08:19:50 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Pizoph Deequad wrote:
I've learned to go lefty.

But how does your right hand feel about that?

Is it jealous?

Hey sexy... nice, manly look you got there...

Need... a hand? ;)

[i]"Don't look into another human's bowl to see how much he has ... ... look into his bowl to see if he has enough !" - Sol[/i]
RAIN Arthie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#78 - 2014-07-19 08:30:54 UTC
Only sleep with Amarr girls.. They like to call me God, believe anything out of a book, and are willing to die for me.
Sykaotic
Doomheim
#79 - 2014-07-19 08:46:03 UTC
It has not affected it - / +

but this thread makes me want to get in my sweet lil Firetail

P
Kiryen O'Bannon
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#80 - 2014-07-19 08:57:01 UTC
I lost a Kronos due to sex. I was missioning and then... got distracted by my significant other. Let's leave it at that.

Eternal Father, King of birth, /Who didst create the heaven and earth, /And bid the planets and the sun/ Their own appointed orbits run; /O hear us when we seek thy grace /For those who soar through outer space.