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How Has Playing EVE Affected Your Sex Life?
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Mikael Menethil
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#41 - 2014-07-18 13:13:02 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
This thread is gross


This comment is underage.
Christina Project
Screaming Head in a Box.
#42 - 2014-07-18 13:29:42 UTC
Mikael Menethil wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
This thread is gross


This comment is underage.

Why is your comment underage?

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Leoric Firesword
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#43 - 2014-07-18 13:31:54 UTC
Trillian Darkwater wrote:
Schmata Bastanold wrote:
What sex life? I'm married, sex is over.


tbh, the "sex is over" part is when you're married WITH KIDS Blink


QFT

have 2 of them, had to try to remember what sex was
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#44 - 2014-07-18 13:38:49 UTC
... finds that a good 10 or 12 hour mining Op or CTA is EXACTLY the right thing to get the missus to luv me long time.

Cuz 'roids are just that sexy.

Roll

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#45 - 2014-07-18 13:50:46 UTC
well, being the gamer in my relationship, has eve effected my sex life? no. i find i can walk away from eve very easily. but i remember when i bought tomb raider i got pretty addicted to that. i just had to see what was next or where this passage went and i recall a couple of times telling the boyfriend to please go away. Lol
Varathius
Enlightened Industries
Goonswarm Federation
#46 - 2014-07-18 13:52:41 UTC
Well, sex life should be increasing, I mean, there can be no better pick up line then telling some girl that you are a spaceship fighter pilot.
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#47 - 2014-07-18 14:02:18 UTC
Varathius wrote:
Well, sex life should be increasing, I mean, there can be no better pick up line then telling some girl that you are a spaceship fighter pilot.


No, no, no... it's "Important Internet Spaceship Captain"... especially the "important" part... Roll

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Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
#48 - 2014-07-18 14:34:46 UTC
Michael Ruckert wrote:
Ever had sex while playing EVE?


You haven't had sex till you've done it while theorycrafting a Hel fit in your head.

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Soylent Jade
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#49 - 2014-07-18 14:41:14 UTC
Trillian Darkwater wrote:
Lachra wrote:
It spices things up. Me and my partner like to do a little RP in the bedroom: my partner plays a distribution agent for the Khanid Transport corporation, and I play a courier for Deep Core Mining Inc. (winky wink!) I have to negotiate the price for our encounter and the 'delivery of goods' based on my faction standings and current Social and Distribution Connections skillpoints. Then we ****.


So.... you PAY your SO for sexy-time ?! ShockedShockedShockedShockedShocked


Everybody pays...one way or another.

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BoBoZoBo
MGroup9
#50 - 2014-07-18 14:54:21 UTC
My wife sees it as competition for my time, so she uses sexual favors to lure me away from EVE.

It went from great to better. Thank you CCP!

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Serptimis
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#51 - 2014-07-18 15:58:16 UTC
Remiel Pollard wrote:
I'm asexual, so...

Not at all.

I'm asexual too.....
a sexual tyrannosaurus.
Naburi NasNaburi
Doomheim
#52 - 2014-07-18 16:06:17 UTC
If my husband ever comes up with the idea of Mining to turn us on.. he will be podded back to Alpha Clone.. I swear by the holy PEW.
Akiria Ozran
Doomheim
#53 - 2014-07-18 16:09:07 UTC


"How Has Playing EVE Affected Your Sex Life?"

I got screwed by an Isk Doubler in Jita once? Does that count?
Mithandra
B.O.P Supplication For Glorious
Dracarys.
#54 - 2014-07-18 16:28:35 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
This thread is gross


And yet here you are Ramona?

Its the Jeremy Kyle syndrome isn't it? Gross but you cant tear yourself away Big smile

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James Nikolas Tesla
Tesla Holdings
#55 - 2014-07-18 18:10:14 UTC
I've still got many years left in my life.

CODE is just a bunch of pirates; smart, organized pirates. It doesn't help to rage at them because that is exactly what they want. Dust yourself off and get back on your feet, you don't even have to talk to them.
Samuel Triptee
Frankenstuff
#56 - 2014-07-18 18:57:38 UTC
Been married long enough to see the kids out of the house and I'm still chasing the missus around. You can't dock a Titan, but it fits in a POS very nicely.

And yes, she enjoys sitting in the co-pilot seat and touring around seeing the sights of EVE.

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#57 - 2014-07-18 19:01:18 UTC
Samuel Triptee wrote:
Been married long enough to see the kids out of the house and I'm still chasing the missus around. You can't dock a Titan, but it fits in a POS very nicely.

And yes, she enjoys sitting in the co-pilot seat and touring around seeing the sights of EVE.

Too many innuendo!
I need an adult!

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Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#58 - 2014-07-18 19:03:37 UTC
Though I'm overly talkative about EVE at work, I keep it to myself if I'm out with friends and they are chatting up guys. I'm not psychic but I think video game talk and car talk seems more interesting to guys than cleavage even, and I very much prefer not to be the center of attention.

I did convince a guy I was doing work while playing EVE on my laptop in bed. I showed him the compare tool and he nodded and said, "yeah.. that looks pretty complicated". EVE is definitely better than sex.

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Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#59 - 2014-07-18 19:18:03 UTC
All I have to say is that it's a good thing you can play this game with one hand. Else I'd have no sex life at all.

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John Ending
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#60 - 2014-07-18 19:20:05 UTC
I'm married so a sex life is negligible