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Got to field test the procurer few hours ago.
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MicDeath Titan
No Mans Corp
#1 - 2014-07-18 08:32:34 UTC
Got to say. rather impressed by the drone damage changes.
I want to also say this, I had a blast, the gankers where awesome chill-bros.
Thanks for making mining fun :D

as for the battle report.
I could say a bunch of words and sound all cool like, but I won't. I'll just say what went through my mind.

"falalaaa laa laa laa. Mining ice, mining ice. space spinning wooo"
REE!
Neutral in local. Click pvp tab. Will he jump to the ice field? Ima ready for you
REE! sudden spike in neutrals. YES!|****! (yes I said two things at once in my head)
Run? Fight! Run? Fight! Run? Fight! Run? Fight! **** it FIGHT!
**** **** ****, wtf is a vengence. I know wolf kill wolf first, ENYO! kill enyo next. wtf is an Inquisitor? **** **** **** WHY DON"T I KNOW THESE SHIPS?
A daredevil? YES!|****! kill kill kill kiiiiiiilll hiiiiiiiiiimmmmm
Wait, Inquisitor must be that logi frig. oh ****, KILL THEM ASAP!
fight ends.

.....


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Now why can't I stop shaking? **** I can't do anything, must stop mining and walk off these shakes.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

As it so happens, I had my screen recording, as funny enough, earlier I had a hunch something was going to go down today.
here is the video: http://youtu.be/iPGtVh2Ywv0

I learned new things today. I previously thought frig logi was useless due to their low amount, but holy crap I was proven wrong.
I also learned, vengeance are tanky a fuuuuuck.

That is all.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#2 - 2014-07-18 08:43:12 UTC
Nice Tube +1

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Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#3 - 2014-07-18 11:39:01 UTC
Yeah, everybody underestimates logi frigs, usually to their sorrow.

Also, now I know where to hang out in null now with mah SB...:)


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Pix Severus
Empty You
#4 - 2014-07-18 11:42:32 UTC
Nice video, looks like you had a lot of fun.

I'd like to see more like this.

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Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2014-07-18 12:30:55 UTC
Nice one Big smile
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#6 - 2014-07-18 12:46:45 UTC
Nullsec ice mining: you're doing it right.

By my count, you bagged two Wolfs, two Enyos, and possibly an Inquisitor. That's not a bad trade for the one Procurer I saw go down.

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Yokai Mitsuhide
Doomheim
#7 - 2014-07-18 19:49:49 UTC
Heh...awesome.
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#8 - 2014-07-19 05:42:13 UTC
Lol nice.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2014-07-19 07:07:34 UTC
Oh man that video was fun to watch! That fight really did not go the way they expected! Lol well done!
P.s. I hate procurers.

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MicDeath Titan
No Mans Corp
#10 - 2014-07-19 18:44:15 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Nullsec ice mining: you're doing it right.

By my count, you bagged two Wolfs, two Enyos, and possibly an Inquisitor. That's not a bad trade for the one Procurer I saw go down.

It was 2x Wolfs, 2x Enyo's, 1x Daredevil, and 1x Inquisitor. I provided the links for the kill mails in the video description.
Netan MalDoran
Cathedral.
Shadow Cartel
#11 - 2014-07-19 19:03:16 UTC
This is why I have a Proc, GF!Blink

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Hadrian Blackstone
Yamato Holdings
#12 - 2014-07-19 21:49:49 UTC
How much do we wanna bet it was one guy flying 8 ships against another guy flying 8 ships?
Intar Medris
KarmaFleet University
#13 - 2014-07-20 05:55:26 UTC
Perfect example of something that would be impossible without ISBOXER. Came expecting to see a procurer soloing a few frigs left disappointed.

I try to be nice and mind my business just shooting lasers at rocks. There is just way too many asshats in New Eden for that to happen.