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How Has Playing EVE Affected Your Sex Life?
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Gully Alex Foyle
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2014-07-18 09:25:15 UTC
I sometimes hear the target lock sound in my head when we're shifting position, and the LE timer one when I err... engage

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#22 - 2014-07-18 09:26:51 UTC
Don Purple wrote:
It has increased :D nothing solves the wife aggro from eve like good ol sex.

This , my partner has been getting jealous of eve a lot lately and going flashy yellow and
irl limited engagement > eve limited engagement.

I miss eve though (first world problems I know).

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Mikael Menethil
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#23 - 2014-07-18 09:34:19 UTC
"gf walked into the room in something hot and seductive and you didn't even look up from your PC due to a great PvP fight"

That sounds familiar somehow.

I s**k at real life....
Mithandra
B.O.P Supplication For Glorious
Dracarys.
#24 - 2014-07-18 10:15:06 UTC
GF has a strategy.

It works for her but I tend to lose ships. Its hard to be unhappy about the ship loss when you've just been dragged by the unmentionables into the bedroom.

I'm torn.. On the one hand ship loss. On the other hand coitus.

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Namiene
Revenge Uprising
#25 - 2014-07-18 10:20:03 UTC
Eve is the best interactive hookup site ever made.
BrundleMeth
State War Academy
Caldari State
#26 - 2014-07-18 10:48:08 UTC
My wife is a serious gamer with her own Gaming Rig(s). Trying to get her to to look up from the keyboard sometimes takes time...
Trillian Darkwater
ACME HARDWARE
Exxitium
#27 - 2014-07-18 10:51:43 UTC
Schmata Bastanold wrote:
What sex life? I'm married, sex is over.


tbh, the "sex is over" part is when you're married WITH KIDS Blink
Authorised Permit Seller
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2014-07-18 10:51:49 UTC
Schmata Bastanold wrote:
What sex life? I'm married, sex is over.


Same here :)
Trillian Darkwater
ACME HARDWARE
Exxitium
#29 - 2014-07-18 10:58:35 UTC
Lachra wrote:
It spices things up. Me and my partner like to do a little RP in the bedroom: my partner plays a distribution agent for the Khanid Transport corporation, and I play a courier for Deep Core Mining Inc. (winky wink!) I have to negotiate the price for our encounter and the 'delivery of goods' based on my faction standings and current Social and Distribution Connections skillpoints. Then we ****.


So.... you PAY your SO for sexy-time ?! ShockedShockedShockedShockedShocked
Christina Project
Screaming Head in a Box.
#30 - 2014-07-18 10:59:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Christina Project
The 15min pause every time I shoot my "load" into a "hull" is annoying as f.... xD

[i]"Don't look into another human's bowl to see how much he has ... ... look into his bowl to see if he has enough !" - Sol[/i]
Yang Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#31 - 2014-07-18 11:00:08 UTC
Trillian Darkwater wrote:
Lachra wrote:
It spices things up. Me and my partner like to do a little RP in the bedroom: my partner plays a distribution agent for the Khanid Transport corporation, and I play a courier for Deep Core Mining Inc. (winky wink!) I have to negotiate the price for our encounter and the 'delivery of goods' based on my faction standings and current Social and Distribution Connections skillpoints. Then we ****.


So.... you PAY your SO for sexy-time ?! ShockedShockedShockedShockedShocked


Well repeatedly using the same agent will increase his standings if you know what I mean.Blink

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Oxide Ammar
#32 - 2014-07-18 11:06:05 UTC
Trillian Darkwater wrote:
Schmata Bastanold wrote:
What sex life? I'm married, sex is over.


tbh, the "sex is over" part is when you're married WITH KIDS Blink


God... don't start it..arrgh

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Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#33 - 2014-07-18 11:08:14 UTC
"gate camping" got another meaning.

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Oxide Ammar
#34 - 2014-07-18 11:09:40 UTC
Worst thing can happen if your Wife/GF knows how to play EVE will be giving a tip to gankers when your titan will be online and then she will pull the power plug. That will make you staying on course of having regular sex Shocked

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Christina Project
Screaming Head in a Box.
#35 - 2014-07-18 11:09:52 UTC
Eugene Kerner wrote:
"gate camping" got another meaning.

And Pipebomb! XD

[i]"Don't look into another human's bowl to see how much he has ... ... look into his bowl to see if he has enough !" - Sol[/i]
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#36 - 2014-07-18 11:10:44 UTC
Eugene Kerner wrote:
"gate camping" got another meaning.

So did exploration.

My favourite activity. Probing and uncovering the mysteries.
Christina Project
Screaming Head in a Box.
#37 - 2014-07-18 11:18:55 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Eugene Kerner wrote:
"gate camping" got another meaning.

So did exploration.

My favourite activity. Probing and uncovering the mysteries.

Oh boy! XD

[i]"Don't look into another human's bowl to see how much he has ... ... look into his bowl to see if he has enough !" - Sol[/i]
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Snuggle Society.
#38 - 2014-07-18 12:27:29 UTC
Gully Alex Foyle wrote:
I sometimes hear the target lock sound in my head when we're shifting position, and the LE timer one when I err... engage


My old lady got on top once and got all serous and said "target aquired". I couldnt stop laughing and walked out. It gave me a criminal timer :P

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#39 - 2014-07-18 12:36:20 UTC
This thread is gross

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Gallowmere Rorschach
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#40 - 2014-07-18 12:46:30 UTC
Not sex specifically, but my wife has told me that I tend to become a bit of an ******* when I am playing Eve a lot.