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How Has Playing EVE Affected Your Sex Life?
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Michael Ruckert
Hohere Kavallerie-Kommando
#1 - 2014-07-18 06:36:35 UTC
Do you list EVE in your online dating profile to improve your chances for meeting that hot and desirable SO? Ever had sex while playing EVE? Has your SO walked into the room in something hot and seductive and you didn't even look up from your PC due to a great PvP fight? Have you told your SO "Not tonight honey. I have a headache from mining."? Do you say "gf" after a hot session with your SO?

Discuss.




"No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier
Schmata Bastanold
In Boobiez We Trust
#2 - 2014-07-18 06:41:13 UTC
What sex life? I'm married, sex is over.

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Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#3 - 2014-07-18 06:55:04 UTC
Online dating profile? Oi oi oi. I would never even have one.

Thankfully, Eve has no affect on my personal relationships, but this is a weird question (only on the internet).
Harrison Tato
Yamato Holdings
#4 - 2014-07-18 07:01:46 UTC
If I have done a lot of hacking mini-games at relic sites that day my hand is really tired and I just go to bed.
Muadd Dibb
Legendary Gentlemen's Club
Fraternity.
#5 - 2014-07-18 07:07:38 UTC
Apparently I have a wife somewhere in the house.

However havent seen her in a while

OH WAIT there she is.... jeeze she looks mad and is rabbling about me playing EvE again. Ok putting the headset back on Lol
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#6 - 2014-07-18 07:12:27 UTC
Obviously chicks dig titans so you can't go wrong saying you play EVE.

/c

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James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2014-07-18 07:22:02 UTC
I didn't have one when I started playing EVE.
I have one now.




Correlation does not imply causation.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-07-18 07:23:50 UTC
I'm asexual, so...

Not at all.

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Wiros PotHead
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2014-07-18 07:24:22 UTC
I like to pew pew on internet spaceships, but honestly, i like it more have sex with my SO like there is no tomorrow Cool

#priorities

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ACE McFACE
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#10 - 2014-07-18 07:36:23 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Obviously chicks dig titans so you can't go wrong saying you play EVE.

/c

And you dig in titans so its perfect

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.
Yang Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#11 - 2014-07-18 07:43:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Yang Aurilen
Apparently you missed the memo that you have to be a unemployed fat neckeard virgin in your mom's basement to play eve. Those guys on comms talking about wife/gf aggro? That's just them wanting to fap.

Post with your NPC alt main and not your main main alt!
Lachra
Lachra Corporation
#12 - 2014-07-18 07:44:22 UTC
It spices things up. Me and my partner like to do a little RP in the bedroom: my partner plays a distribution agent for the Khanid Transport corporation, and I play a courier for Deep Core Mining Inc. (winky wink!) I have to negotiate the price for our encounter and the 'delivery of goods' based on my faction standings and current Social and Distribution Connections skillpoints. Then we ****.
Dilligafmofo
3WAYFOUNDATIONS
New Miner's Union
#13 - 2014-07-18 08:06:45 UTC
My sex life is far better since playing eve. I trained controlled bursts to 5 Blink
Nami Kumamato
Perkone
Caldari State
#14 - 2014-07-18 08:13:42 UTC
Michael Ruckert wrote:
Do you list EVE in your online dating profile to improve your chances for meeting that hot and desirable SO? Ever had sex while playing EVE? Has your SO walked into the room in something hot and seductive and you didn't even look up from your PC due to a great PvP fight? Have you told your SO "Not tonight honey. I have a headache from mining."? Do you say "gf" after a hot session with your SO?

Discuss.



Take a head-pill in a hand, tall glass of water in the other.
Go in the bedroom.
You wife will notice you and ask - "what are those for?"
"For your headache..."
"But I don't have a heada..."
"AHA!"

There...just solved all your marriage sex problems...

Fornicate The Constabulary !
Yang Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#15 - 2014-07-18 08:33:29 UTC
Dilligafmofo wrote:
My sex life is far better since playing eve. I trained controlled bursts to 5 Blink


Training rapid firing to V.

Post with your NPC alt main and not your main main alt!
Arline Kley
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#16 - 2014-07-18 08:42:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Arline Kley
Chribba wrote:
Obviously chicks dig titans so you can't go wrong saying you play EVE.

/c


Chicks dig Giant Spaceships
I dig Giant Spaceships


But sadly chicks don't dig me as much =/

"For it was said they had become like those peculiar demons, which dwell in matter but in whom no light may be found." - Father Grigori, Ravens 3:57
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#17 - 2014-07-18 08:47:26 UTC
Arline Kley wrote:
Chribba wrote:
Obviously chicks dig titans so you can't go wrong saying you play EVE.

/c


Chicks dig Giant Spaceships
I dig Giant Spaceships

We have much in-common but I am worried our love is forbidden Sad

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Visit my in-game channel 'Holy Veldspar'

Twitter @ChribbaVeldspar
Arline Kley
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#18 - 2014-07-18 08:51:42 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Arline Kley wrote:
Chribba wrote:
Obviously chicks dig titans so you can't go wrong saying you play EVE.

/c


Chicks dig Giant Spaceships
I dig Giant Spaceships

We have much in-common but I am worried our love is forbidden Sad



Shhhh It will be our secret,

"For it was said they had become like those peculiar demons, which dwell in matter but in whom no light may be found." - Father Grigori, Ravens 3:57
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#19 - 2014-07-18 09:14:27 UTC
It has increased :D nothing solves the wife aggro from eve like good ol sex.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Alexei Stryker
Council of Stellar Erections
#20 - 2014-07-18 09:16:58 UTC
Michael Ruckert wrote:
Do you list EVE in your online dating profile to improve your chances for meeting that hot and desirable SO? Ever had sex while playing EVE? Has your SO walked into the room in something hot and seductive and you didn't even look up from your PC due to a great PvP fight? Have you told your SO "Not tonight honey. I have a headache from mining."? Do you say "gf" after a hot session with your SO?

Discuss.






I have a hot sister. I can never say no.
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