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Who's been? (10 truckloads of beer stolen in Germany)

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Matilda Cecilia Fock
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2014-07-16 20:37:14 UTC
It wasn't me.

Q: Should we be worried? A: Nope. (...) Worry a lot if Fozzie, Masterplan, Rise, Veritas, Bettik, Ytterbium, Scarpia, Arrow, or even Greyscale leaves. Worry a little if Punkturis, karkur, SoniClover, Affinity, Goliath, or Xhagen leaves.

Bischopt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2014-07-16 20:41:24 UTC
I approve of this product and/or service.
Matilda Cecilia Fock
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2014-07-16 21:09:52 UTC
Bischopt wrote:
I approve of this product and/or service.


300,000 liters of beer, that's worth 18 minutes of drinking in Germany according to the WSJ.

Q: Should we be worried? A: Nope. (...) Worry a lot if Fozzie, Masterplan, Rise, Veritas, Bettik, Ytterbium, Scarpia, Arrow, or even Greyscale leaves. Worry a little if Punkturis, karkur, SoniClover, Affinity, Goliath, or Xhagen leaves.

Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#4 - 2014-07-16 21:23:04 UTC
They should give 1 truck of beer to the one who can show who they were.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#5 - 2014-07-16 21:28:53 UTC
Quote:
According to statistics from the German Brewers' Federation, it would take Germans drinking at their 2013 pace approximately 18 minutes and 22 seconds to consume 300,000 liters of beer.


As a German, I'll have to say there is no way in hell I could drink 300.000 litres of beer within 18 minutes and 22 seconds.
Not even half of it....

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Matilda Cecilia Fock
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2014-07-16 22:03:32 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Quote:
According to statistics from the German Brewers' Federation, it would take Germans drinking at their 2013 pace approximately 18 minutes and 22 seconds to consume 300,000 liters of beer.


As a German, I'll have to say there is no way in hell I could drink 300.000 litres of beer within 18 minutes and 22 seconds.
Not even half of it....


You sissy Argentinean, boooh! P

Q: Should we be worried? A: Nope. (...) Worry a lot if Fozzie, Masterplan, Rise, Veritas, Bettik, Ytterbium, Scarpia, Arrow, or even Greyscale leaves. Worry a little if Punkturis, karkur, SoniClover, Affinity, Goliath, or Xhagen leaves.

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#7 - 2014-07-16 22:53:54 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Quote:
According to statistics from the German Brewers' Federation, it would take Germans drinking at their 2013 pace approximately 18 minutes and 22 seconds to consume 300,000 liters of beer.


As a German, I'll have to say there is no way in hell I could drink 300.000 litres of beer within 18 minutes and 22 seconds.
Not even half of it....
They're not taking into account the time spent eating schnitzels & pommes frites between steins

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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#8 - 2014-07-17 09:44:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Zoe Kaltana
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Quote:
According to statistics from the German Brewers' Federation, it would take Germans drinking at their 2013 pace approximately 18 minutes and 22 seconds to consume 300,000 liters of beer.


As a German, I'll have to say there is no way in hell I could drink 300.000 litres of beer within 18 minutes and 22 seconds.
Not even half of it....

This is just a theoretical debate. Most of us germans don't have or are not willing to spend so much money to drink 150000 - 300000 litres of beer in 18 minutes and 22 seconds.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#9 - 2014-07-17 11:32:55 UTC
Judging by how crazy they went after dunking Brazil and then Argentina I'm surprised that there is still beer left in Germany.

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Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2014-07-17 11:51:16 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Judging by how crazy they went after dunking Brazil and then Argentina I'm surprised that there is still beer left in Germany.

that's why the beer was stolen.

one poor sod was just thirsty and his party was still going too. all shops around him were dry, so hey there, what are those trucks over there?

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Matilda Cecilia Fock
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2014-07-17 12:59:23 UTC
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Quote:
According to statistics from the German Brewers' Federation, it would take Germans drinking at their 2013 pace approximately 18 minutes and 22 seconds to consume 300,000 liters of beer.


As a German, I'll have to say there is no way in hell I could drink 300.000 litres of beer within 18 minutes and 22 seconds.
Not even half of it....

This is just a theoretical debate. Most of us germans don't have or are not willing to spend so much money to drink 150000 - 300000 litres of beer in 18 minutes and 22 seconds.


Actually there is a Gemna word that means "drinkingmorethanfiftythousandlitersofbeerinlessthantwentyminutesisnotpolite".

Q: Should we be worried? A: Nope. (...) Worry a lot if Fozzie, Masterplan, Rise, Veritas, Bettik, Ytterbium, Scarpia, Arrow, or even Greyscale leaves. Worry a little if Punkturis, karkur, SoniClover, Affinity, Goliath, or Xhagen leaves.

Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2014-07-17 18:05:59 UTC
Matilda Cecilia Fock wrote:
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Quote:
According to statistics from the German Brewers' Federation, it would take Germans drinking at their 2013 pace approximately 18 minutes and 22 seconds to consume 300,000 liters of beer.


As a German, I'll have to say there is no way in hell I could drink 300.000 litres of beer within 18 minutes and 22 seconds.
Not even half of it....

This is just a theoretical debate. Most of us germans don't have or are not willing to spend so much money to drink 150000 - 300000 litres of beer in 18 minutes and 22 seconds.


Actually there is a Gemna word that means "drinkingmorethanfiftythousandlitersofbeerinlessthantwentyminutesisnotpolite".

and with my (extremely limited) knowledge of german, I'm inclined to believe such thing.

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Riyria Twinpeaks
Perkone
Caldari State
#13 - 2014-07-17 23:42:04 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Quote:
According to statistics from the German Brewers' Federation, it would take Germans drinking at their 2013 pace approximately 18 minutes and 22 seconds to consume 300,000 liters of beer.


As a German, I'll have to say there is no way in hell I could drink 300.000 litres of beer within 18 minutes and 22 seconds.
Not even half of it....


As fellow German, I have to say I am disappointed by your lack of beer drinking aptitude.
Nose' Feliciano
#14 - 2014-07-18 11:57:28 UTC
Irishmen everywhere are looking at the Germans and saying :

"Pfft....lightweights." Roll
Riyria Twinpeaks
Perkone
Caldari State
#15 - 2014-07-18 13:26:34 UTC
Nose' Feliciano wrote:
Irishmen everywhere are looking at the Germans and saying :

"Pfft....lightweights." Roll


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_beer_consumption_per_capita
Ireland scores lower than germany in "per person" consumption as well as annual national consumption.

But maybe you didn't mean "Irishmen drink more beer" but "Irishmen drink more alcohol"? .. I don't have the time to dig up data for that right now :x
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#16 - 2014-07-18 13:36:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Debora Tsung
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Quote:
According to statistics from the German Brewers' Federation, it would take Germans drinking at their 2013 pace approximately 18 minutes and 22 seconds to consume 300,000 liters of beer.


As a German, I'll have to say there is no way in hell I could drink 300.000 litres of beer within 18 minutes and 22 seconds.
Not even half of it....

This is just a theoretical debate. Most of us germans don't have or are not willing to spend so much money to drink 150000 - 300000 litres of beer in 18 minutes and 22 seconds.

Suppose it's for free, it was stolen after all. Big smile

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

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Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#17 - 2014-07-18 13:42:32 UTC
> Other details of the case were murky, like a good Hefeweizen

Lol. Lol

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.

Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#18 - 2014-07-18 18:11:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmy Zeta



But those statistics are from 2002.
If you wonder what happened in the last decade, I might have disturbing news for you.
Beer consumption in Germany has continually declined over the last ten years.
Yes, compatriots, if ever there was a valid reason to panic and run around in circles, screaming while flailing your arms like a headless chicken, it is now.
All is lost.
There is no hope.
Repent, the end is nigh.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Riyria Twinpeaks
Perkone
Caldari State
#19 - 2014-07-18 18:35:54 UTC
From 2002? It says 2012 on the page .. I didn't really check that, tbh.

That decline you are talking about is worrying, though, you are right.

(actually, I am a heathen. I don't really drink beer much xD)
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#20 - 2014-07-18 18:37:35 UTC
Riyria Twinpeaks wrote:
From 2002? It says 2012 on the page .. I didn't really check that, tbh.

That decline you are talking about is worrying, though, you are right.

(actually, I am a heathen. I don't really drink beer much xD)


I fail at reading...Oops

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

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