Crime & Punishment

We are elite to our customers that use our services, because we are good. Butthurt because of it?


I do care because i know i'm right and you are just butthurt because we are better than your useless alliance.


We care what we kill and we care about that we have alot fun doing our jobs. We also care that we are doing a good job the customers want's us to do. That's what matters. We don't care what a grumpy butthurt carebear from 0.0 space thinks of us where you are trying to educate us on how to run as mercs when you clearly have no clues on how to run those and how to be effective.


Again, don't talk about mercs when you don't have a clue about how to effectively kill your targets. When we have targets, we kill them no matter what. If it's a pod, shuttle or even a Marauder, we don't care, we kill everything that's blinky to us and that's how you make your customers happy, to actually kill the targets our custumers paid us to kill.

Yeah omgosh, it's a hauler with no defence. Like we ******* care. A war target is a war target and it should die, because we was hired to kill them.

My facts is that you shouldn't talk if you don't know how to run as a merc corp or alliance. The day you know how to run those, i'm gonna start listeing to you. Right now it's just pure crying because we are hurting your alliance so effectively in some ways that you feel the need to scream out to everybody that we are soooooooooo bad (just because you can and because you feel for it).


You don't know the difference from telling facts to raging. It's raging to you (as an excuse) because you can't provide valid arguments back on what i'm telling you. You can't even explain the fact that you don't know how to run a merc corp / alliance and can't explain why you are right and why i'm wrong about what i'm saying.

So i'm afraid it's not me that are raging here, because it's you.

Kai alone is still better than your whole alliance. How does that feel to be a part of such a useless alliance?

We are still good to our customers at what we do no matter how good Gevlon is / was. That's what matters and that's the whole point.

Indeed he does, and personally I wouldn't compare them to him, even though he practically decides their strategic direction. The point I was making is that if you only look at the total isk numbers on zkb, then if you compared him in the same way, he's better. You can't choose one method to measure them and a different one to measure everyone else.

So our customers have to speak out everytime they are happy about our services?

Yeah omg, someone out of a million customers isn't happy about our services. And we must be bad because of it?

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD, OMG OMG.

That's like saying you make bad musics just because some few peoples isn't happy with it when in fact, someone will NEVER EVER be happy with it no matter how good we make the song. This is something you should educate yourself in, because as far as it's now, you even begins to tell us that you are clueless when it comes to real life to?


And your reasons about us isn't quite ridiculous?

Ahh, that's right, you are the true master of 'how to run merc businesses 101'. You must be the true elite merc runner of EVE as you knows more about mercs than our alliance leaders and directors knows, right?

Oh also, blobbing is the reason why we stay out of 0.0 space. The blobbers with most capital ships that can fill as many as possible into one system have won the fight there. Sounds like a good fight right there. But hold on, i'm still sure Kai86 can take on half of your alliance alone without even breaking a whimp.


We care that we kill everything our customers want's us to kill. Happy now?

Or was that to hard for you to understand?



Yup, all we care about is the explosions and our customers. We are elite to our customers who likes our services. Butthurt about that someone likes us and use our services?


Like your wall of text with excuses after excuses isn't raging and crying, lol?

The funny thing here is that you are crying because i like Kai86 better than you because he's good, but at the same time you forgets that you are sucking the balls to Gevlon like there is no tomorrow. So for the sake of your own history, don't talk about who's fanboy of who.

Not only that. But you are pretty delusional for thinking that no one is good just because someone can't get the same statistics as Gevlon. LOL, that must be the joke of the year and the clear and obvious evidence that you are more of a loverboi of gevlon than i'm a fan of Kai86.

No, it's not what you "said", but that's what you meant while you don't want to admit it.

If our customers are happy with our work, then they takes us for good or elite at what we do for them. So call it whatever you want, but as long as we are doing a good job as a merc, we are happy and we don't care what an angry mob from 0.0 space thinks about us.


Again, we don't have any rules on who to kill. We kill whatever that is blinky to us. Everything that's blinky to us will be killed on sight. Why should we care about what we kill under a war we have been contracted to do?

I will say it again, we don't care what we kill, we only care that we kill the war targets we are hired to kill.



Alot of our wars are customer driven while some of our wars are member driven. I can pay my alliance to war dec you just because i alone want to kill you. Ofc not all wars are going to turn out like we want. That's how it is and we have to live with it. But even though some of our wars doesn't go our ways, we are still doing pretty well and out customers are happy.


You still cry like a mofo.

You are like this girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuVqlBc0uG4



Even though isk done in damage is important for us it's not what only matters. Like me, i only have a small 760 kills in total (witch isn't alot), but i still have a whole 360 billion isk done in damage witch is a nice isk / kill ratio. So again, alot more than just damage done in isk is going to be in the picture.

I'm not saying 'we' are the best at PVP in empire like you think i'm saying. I'm saying that we are doing an extremely good job for our clients.

My space guild has been wardecced by marmite for many months and I have never seen any of them outside a trade hub, they never even come to where we live so I would say: yes, worst mercs ever.

LOL, no , it's what you misunderstood. I pointed it out because NO customers have said anything.

But you choose what is blinky to you! Not all of your wars are contracts, this has been made very clear.

And many of your wars are padding. Eve you yourself have admitted this. Keep your story straight at the very least.

lol, grow up moron. Not everyone is crying when they don't agree that you are elite. You can't come up with a coherent argument so you just ***** and whine about how it must be tears.

LOL. Prove it then! Prove you are doing such a good job. Because all we see is a bunch of pansies hiding at stations pointing at hauler kills and smacktalking badly. When a half competent group comes along you hide in stations. Then you have a client come along with a complaint and you've gone into FULL damage control.

As for your isk/kill ratio, it's a padded ratio. Look at your kills. All in groups and most against targets that can't fight back. It means precisely zip. Basically you've whored in on plenty of kills and you are citing that as evidence of competence.

Well that's pretty much what makes them the worst. All they do is camp hubs and pipes, so all you need to do to avoid them is not use Jita, Amarr and the pipe in between on an in corp character. So basically red frog > marmite. What's the use of a merc if they are so easy to avoid?

And while they claim to have a lot of clients, a lot of their wars are self funded. They pick targets they know they can either get a lot of kills out of or at least won't cause any losses so it looks like they have a lot on and get to keep their efficiency up. Of course they will continue to tell us they have thousands of clients all the time paying them for zero value wars.

I'd class people who can fight against the odds regularly and win to be elite. If a corp a fifth your size dunks you, you are certainly not elite. Anyone can buff their killboard by killing haulers, this has been shown many times, so using that to claim your are elite is pretty dumb.

And I'm a null industrialist, so you won't find me claiming I'm an uber elite empire PvPer.

Because you guys can't help but respond when I troll you.

I respond simply because I'm bord at work so don't flatter yourself

nice of you to admit your not relevant tho bud.