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Weekly Highsec Braveheart / Herding Cats thread.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#81 - 2014-07-14 18:50:12 UTC
Yarda Black wrote:
All buffer tanks...

Shame on you Unsuccesfull at Everything!

Wait...


Are you waiting on the Active Hull Rep Autocannon Celestis?

What about our in development LAAR Drone Rohk?

Do we even need to start development on the Dual XLASB Blaster Apoc?

Our crack development team haven't even scratched the surface of the Hull logistics scythe boats or the Remote shield repping Exqueroriorereeer. We are still working on the frigate line of our Highsec crusade doctrine! Give us time dammit!

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Trii Seo
Goonswarm Federation
#82 - 2014-07-14 19:37:07 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Yarda Black wrote:
All buffer tanks...

Shame on you Unsuccesfull at Everything!

Wait...


Are you waiting on the Active Hull Rep Autocannon Celestis?

What about our in development LAAR Drone Rohk?

Do we even need to start development on the Dual XLASB Blaster Apoc?

Our crack development team haven't even scratched the surface of the Hull logistics scythe boats or the Remote shield repping Exqueroriorereeer. We are still working on the frigate line of our Highsec crusade doctrine! Give us time dammit!


But what about no-resist full-rack 400mm plated Megathrons? Are those the meta of the past?

Proud pilot of the Imperium

Arek'Jaalan: Heliograph
Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#83 - 2014-07-14 19:41:34 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Yarda Black wrote:
All buffer tanks...

Shame on you Unsuccesfull at Everything!

Wait...


Are you waiting on the Active Hull Rep Autocannon Celestis?

What about our in development LAAR Drone Rohk?

Do we even need to start development on the Dual XLASB Blaster Apoc?

Our crack development team haven't even scratched the surface of the Hull logistics scythe boats or the Remote shield repping Exqueroriorereeer. We are still working on the frigate line of our Highsec crusade doctrine! Give us time dammit!


The single most badass thing that could ever happen in EVE is if someone were to take these kinds of junk-fits and actually kill people with them Big smile
Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
#84 - 2014-07-14 19:51:35 UTC
Admiral Akbar, your services are needed in Perimeter.

I too enjoyed MadLibs as a kid.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#85 - 2014-07-14 20:09:16 UTC
Trii Seo wrote:
But what about no-resist full-rack 400mm plated Megathrons? Are those the meta of the past?


We may look into those. The current meta for the Highsec Crusade Megathron is the Nano Shield Arty Mega, but I just cant bring myself to check EFT if its viable.. or do that to a Megathron.





Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#86 - 2014-07-14 20:59:00 UTC
"Exqueroriorereeer". Please stop, my lungs hurt.

Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#87 - 2014-07-14 21:10:39 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Trii Seo wrote:
But what about no-resist full-rack 400mm plated Megathrons? Are those the meta of the past?


We may look into those. The current meta for the Highsec Crusade Megathron is the Nano Shield Arty Mega, but I just cant bring myself to check EFT if its viable.. or do that to a Megathron.







...but could I still bring my Draek ?

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#88 - 2014-07-14 21:12:12 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Trii Seo wrote:
But what about no-resist full-rack 400mm plated Megathrons? Are those the meta of the past?


We may look into those. The current meta for the Highsec Crusade Megathron is the Nano Shield Arty Mega, but I just cant bring myself to check EFT if its viable.. or do that to a Megathron.







...but could I still bring my Draek ?


Nerf Draek

Buff Dreak

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#89 - 2014-07-14 21:14:34 UTC
Meow.

The Drake is a Lie
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#90 - 2014-07-14 21:19:43 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
...but could I still bring my Draek ?


Armor Neuting Drake with cap boosters would be acceptable, as would the little known Passive Shield Sentry Drone Rocket Drake.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#91 - 2014-07-15 00:46:30 UTC
Like most posters, I am too lazy to read your entire OP, nor will I read the replies. I shall instead post my knee jerk response to one of your ancillary points that is probably mostly unrelated to the central thrust of your arguments. Frankly its not even guaranteed to be about whatever you were on about in the first place.

Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:

They can take our freighters! They can take our POCOs! They can control our markets! But they will never take our FREEEEEEEEDOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!! (unless they take our freedom, then we will have to have a discussion on what they cant take from us now.. free will? no, that's got to be covered under freedom somehow.. anyways, we will discuss it at the weekly highsec meeting.)


The sky. They can take our freedom. But they can't take the sky from us.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#92 - 2014-07-15 00:47:18 UTC
http://bash.org/?23396

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Hasikan Miallok
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#93 - 2014-07-15 00:53:27 UTC
This thread always reminds me of this

Cat Herding

whenever I see the title.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#94 - 2014-07-15 01:06:25 UTC
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
The sky. They can take our freedom. But they can't take the sky from us.


Unless nullsec acquires Spaceball1 and successfully transforms into Mega Maid... then they can take our sky.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#95 - 2014-07-15 02:00:53 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
The sky. They can take our freedom. But they can't take the sky from us.


Unless nullsec acquires Spaceball1 and successfully transforms into Mega Maid... then they can take our sky.



nuh-uh

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#96 - 2014-07-15 03:12:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Unsuccessful At Everything
Now for the artists among you, I present to you the Highsec Crusades Active Rep Lineup:

The AC Triple Hull Rep Celestis!

LOWS:
1x DAMAGE CONTROL II
1x REINFORCED BULKHEADS II
2x POWER DIAGNOSTIC SYSTEM II
1x GYROSTABILIZER II

MIDS
3x MEDIUM HULL REPAIRER II <---- dem seductive reps!
1x MEDIUM CAP BOOSTER II (NAVY 100)
1x EXPERIMENTAL 10MN MICROWARP DRIVE I

HIGHS
3x 220MM VULCAN AUTOCANNON II

RIGS
2x MEDIUM TRANSVERSE BULKHEADS I
1x MEDIUM PROJECTILE COLLISION ACCCELERATOR I

DRONES
5x HAMMERHEAD II

Im sorry.. but if THAT doesn't make you a tad moist.. then I have something else for you!

The LAAR Dual Armor Rep Drone Rohk!!!!!!! (dramatic pause for background explosion sound)

LOWS
1x DAMAGE CONTROL II
1x 1600MM REINFORCED STEEL PLATES II
1x LARGE ANCILLARY ARMOR REPAIRER
1x LARGE ARMOR REPAIRER II

MIDS
2x OMNI TRACKING LINK II (insert flavor)
1x 100MN MICROWARP DRIVE II
1x HEAVY CAP BOOSTER II (NAVY 800)
1x WARP DISRUPTOR II
1x STASIS WEB II

HIGHS
2x DRONE LINK AUGMENTOR II
5x 800MM HEAVY SCOUT REPEATING CANNON I (Insert flavor)
1x HEAVY ENERGY NEUTRALIZER II

RIGS
2x LARGE TRIMARK ARMOR PUMP I
1x SENTRY DRONE DAMAGE AUGMENTOR II (what.. you thought we were going mediums on this bad boy?!??!)

DRONES
2x GARDE II

(dramatic pause for underwear explosion. we will wait for you to change and/or smoke a cigarette.)

Oh I see.. youre into the kinky stuff. Well, the Highsec Crusade has you covered with our end all of Highsec Crusade technology...

THE DUAL XLASB BLASTER APOC!!!!!!!!! (see a doctor... its not natural what you just did...)

LOWS
4x CO-PROCESSOR II (you just got the tingles... its gonna be good...)
1x DAMAGE CONTROL II
2x MAGNETIC FIELD STABILIZER II

MIDS
2x X-LARGE ANCILLIARY SHIELD BOOSTER (NAVY 800)
1x WARP DISRUPTOR II
1x 100MN MICROWARP DRIVE II

HIGHS
8x NEUTRON BLASTER CANNON II (insert flavor)

RIGS
1x LARGE ANTI-EM SCREEN REINFORCER I
1x LARGE CORE DEFENSE FIELD EXTENDER I
1x LARGE HYBRID LOCUS COORDINATOR I

DRONES
5x VALKARIE SW-600

Do you see that.. right there? That is 650 DPS OF HIGHSEC VENGEANCE.

Someone call the ambulance and have a surgeon on standby.. because if that doesn't get fixed, youre going to look like a peeled back misfired bell rifle.

Our crack team of developers really worked hard on this! Lets give them a big round of applause.. unless your hands are busy.

Nullsec.. its time to give up. If you agree, change the name of Mittanigrad to "Unsuccessful's House of Pleasure". Ill be waiting.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#97 - 2014-07-15 03:23:31 UTC
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
The sky. They can take our freedom. But they can't take the sky from us.

Malcolm Reynolds. I miss you.

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#98 - 2014-07-15 23:38:46 UTC
Sigh, noone has suggested a hull tanking repair drone tristan gang? I'm dissapointed.

5x Light Hull Maintenance Bot II

3x Transverse Bulkhead I

1x Local Hull Conversion Reinforced Bulkheads I
1x Small Hull Repairer I
1x Damage Control II

Who needs mid slots anyways?

2x 250mm Light Carbine Howitzer I

Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#99 - 2014-07-15 23:57:39 UTC
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Sigh, noone has suggested a hull tanking repair drone tristan gang? I'm dissapointed.

5x Light Hull Maintenance Bot II

3x Transverse Bulkhead I

1x Local Hull Conversion Reinforced Bulkheads I
1x Small Hull Repairer I
1x Damage Control II

Who needs mid slots anyways?

2x 250mm Light Carbine Howitzer I


The spider tanking ability of this setup is incredible!

Highsec, the time for excuses is over, now is the time for action!!!!!!

Still awaiting that white flag nullsec.. you know you wanna raise it!

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Hasikan Miallok
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#100 - 2014-07-16 00:31:08 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Sigh, noone has suggested a hull tanking repair drone tristan gang? I'm dissapointed.

5x Light Hull Maintenance Bot II

3x Transverse Bulkhead I

1x Local Hull Conversion Reinforced Bulkheads I
1x Small Hull Repairer I
1x Damage Control II

Who needs mid slots anyways?

2x 250mm Light Carbine Howitzer I


The spider tanking ability of this setup is incredible!

Highsec, the time for excuses is over, now is the time for action!!!!!!

Still awaiting that white flag nullsec.. you know you wanna raise it!


needs some drone nav comps in the mids and a MC-805