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Most Beautiful and Handsome Eve Toon.

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De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#301 - 2014-07-14 16:49:53 UTC
Lucretia DeWinter wrote:
Decimus Dethahal wrote:
Me.

Also, I want Lucretia DeWinter to have my babies.


Can I eat them?


What really disturbs me is I'm not sure she's kidding.

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#302 - 2014-07-14 17:05:02 UTC
Gully Alex Foyle wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:
Mizhir wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:
Somebody already commented on Mr. Ralph's avatar, but I think the full body view with the cybernetic arms is quite sci-fi villainish.


His chest lacks hair and scars.

In the story of Ralph the supervillain they explain that in the account of one of his first skirmishes in his attack cruiser. Four other ships had him surrounded and a fifth was decloaking off his port bow. Ralph's ship was badly damaged and the relays that would otherwise protect his pod were transmitting fatal jolts of current. A ruthless captain, Ralph survived the fight, piloting his ship alone with a single functioning turret, but not before electricity had singed most of his body.

The lack of scars is later explained in the parable, attributed to his cybernetic arms. In the unlikely event that Ralph finds himself in personal combat, an opponent with a blade or crowbar would find the weapon locked off by a complement of Tritanium plated robotic limbs. Ralph doesn't have any scars because no one's been able to wound him.
I've heard his balls are actually micro smartbombs.

While I will neither confirm nor deny this ,
I will say the they require a safety to be in place while in highsec lest there be a repeat of "the incident"...

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Gully Alex Foyle
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#303 - 2014-07-14 17:12:18 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Gully Alex Foyle wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:
Mizhir wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:
Somebody already commented on Mr. Ralph's avatar, but I think the full body view with the cybernetic arms is quite sci-fi villainish.


His chest lacks hair and scars.

In the story of Ralph the supervillain they explain that in the account of one of his first skirmishes in his attack cruiser. Four other ships had him surrounded and a fifth was decloaking off his port bow. Ralph's ship was badly damaged and the relays that would otherwise protect his pod were transmitting fatal jolts of current. A ruthless captain, Ralph survived the fight, piloting his ship alone with a single functioning turret, but not before electricity had singed most of his body.

The lack of scars is later explained in the parable, attributed to his cybernetic arms. In the unlikely event that Ralph finds himself in personal combat, an opponent with a blade or crowbar would find the weapon locked off by a complement of Tritanium plated robotic limbs. Ralph doesn't have any scars because no one's been able to wound him.
I've heard his balls are actually micro smartbombs.

While I will neither confirm nor deny this ,
I will say the they require a safety to be in place while in highsec lest there be a repeat of "the incident"...
Lucky you can get a new clone if the worst ever happens...

Make space glamorous! Is EVE dying or not? Ask the EVE-O Death-o-meter!
James Nikolas Tesla
Tesla Holdings
#304 - 2014-07-14 20:16:22 UTC
Nah, the most beautiful girl is my CEO

CODE is just a bunch of pirates; smart, organized pirates. It doesn't help to rage at them because that is exactly what they want. Dust yourself off and get back on your feet, you don't even have to talk to them.
Carmen Electra
AlcoDOTTE
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#305 - 2014-07-14 20:48:56 UTC
James Nikolas Tesla wrote:
Nah, the most beautiful girl is my CEO


Pics or it didn't happen

Bacon makes us stronger
Gully Alex Foyle
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#306 - 2014-07-14 21:36:02 UTC
Carmen Electra wrote:
James Nikolas Tesla wrote:
Nah, the most beautiful girl is my CEO


Pics or it didn't happen
Here you are, lazy dude.

With people like you, no wonder EVE is dying.

Make space glamorous! Is EVE dying or not? Ask the EVE-O Death-o-meter!
Carmen Electra
AlcoDOTTE
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#307 - 2014-07-14 21:37:21 UTC
Gully Alex Foyle wrote:
Carmen Electra wrote:
James Nikolas Tesla wrote:
Nah, the most beautiful girl is my CEO


Pics or it didn't happen
Here you are, lazy dude.

With people like you, no wonder EVE is dying.


For the record, I did look it up. If you're going to take the time to post something like that, at least link a toon name.

Bacon makes us stronger
Nathaniel Raynaud
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#308 - 2014-07-14 21:44:46 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:
Somebody already commented on Mr. Ralph's avatar, but I think the full body view with the cybernetic arms is quite sci-fi villainish.


His chest lacks hair and scars.

EVE's char creator gives a wrong impression of men. Real men doesn't have a chest with smooth skin like the topmodels. I demand action.

this may have been meant facetiously but honestly this has been bothering me for a while. a guy without body hair is like a sundae without the whipped cream; sure, it's sweet and all, but you feel cheated anyway :,(

this game is incomplete until we have a bearmode option in character customization
Lfod Shi
Lfod's Ratting and Salvage
#309 - 2014-07-15 00:40:23 UTC
I resent these myths and or legends.

♪ They'll always be bloodclaws to me ♫
Ursula Thrace
Dreamland Augmented Consortium
#310 - 2014-07-15 00:43:10 UTC
De'Veldrin wrote:
Lucretia DeWinter wrote:
Decimus Dethahal wrote:
Me.

Also, I want Lucretia DeWinter to have my babies.


Can I eat them?


What really disturbs me is I'm not sure she's kidding.



she's not. i've been to her parties and i can assure you, she is in no way kidding. i still find her disturbingly sexy.

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James Nikolas Tesla
Tesla Holdings
#311 - 2014-07-15 05:14:14 UTC
Carmen Electra wrote:
Gully Alex Foyle wrote:
Carmen Electra wrote:
James Nikolas Tesla wrote:
Nah, the most beautiful girl is my CEO


Pics or it didn't happen
Here you are, lazy dude.

With people like you, no wonder EVE is dying.


For the record, I did look it up. If you're going to take the time to post something like that, at least link a toon name.

Geesh! I didn't know people in this world were averse to doing actual work. If there were no riddles, the world would be bland.

CODE is just a bunch of pirates; smart, organized pirates. It doesn't help to rage at them because that is exactly what they want. Dust yourself off and get back on your feet, you don't even have to talk to them.
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#312 - 2014-07-15 05:16:31 UTC
^^Shouldn't your CEO be named Edison, or something?

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
King Fu Hostile
Mea Culpa.
Shadow Cartel
#313 - 2014-07-15 09:08:11 UTC
My mother told me I'm beautiful.

Two weeks later I found her pipe.



Dominique Vasilkovsky
#314 - 2014-07-15 09:20:30 UTC
I hope some of the original outfits will make it back in game. The current stuff is just plain boring compared.
Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#315 - 2014-07-15 10:30:34 UTC
Aimy Maulerant was my cute toon :)

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Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*
James Nikolas Tesla
Tesla Holdings
#316 - 2014-07-15 19:00:01 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
^^Shouldn't your CEO be named Edison, or something?

Why would I let my CEO be Edison? He cheated my grandfather out of money twice! He was also stuck in the past. The Teslas of my family have always been thinking toward the future.

CODE is just a bunch of pirates; smart, organized pirates. It doesn't help to rage at them because that is exactly what they want. Dust yourself off and get back on your feet, you don't even have to talk to them.
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#317 - 2014-07-17 18:48:29 UTC
Lan Wang wrote:
Aimy Maulerant was my cute toon :)

Needs a link: https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/Aimy%20Maulerant

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
Meloni HELL
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#318 - 2014-07-17 20:34:48 UTC
Apart from the awkward hand at her side, I'm pretty happy with this one.
SIrera Artrald
Titans Rising
#319 - 2014-07-17 22:08:43 UTC
Sibyyl seems to share my taste :D

some of my favourites here!

https://gate.eveonline.com//Profile/Souxie%20Alduin
https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/Clitheroica
https://gate.eveonline.com//Profile/Unezka%20Turigahl
https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/Ces%20Void

I too find her disturbingly sexy. . . maybe even VERY sexy O.O

https://gate.eveonline.com//Profile/Lucretia%20DeWinter

**** it I even quite like this one :D

https://gate.eveonline.com//Profile/Christina%20Project

Life is a bitch but she's totally doable. She may be a beauty but life, life is a bitch.
Aiyshimin
Shiva Furnace
#320 - 2014-07-18 00:07:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Aiyshimin
SIrera you got great eyes, but I don't think real necks work like that... or at least it might hurt :)

To me the best portraits have something in the eyes. It's a testimony to the character creator that you can look into the eyes of a pixel person and get a sense of personality. Typed out it sounds weird, but I find it absolutely fascinating, like a tiny leap of technology. Someone made a tool, that allowed me to give a face to a RPG character that credibly represents the imaginary personality she had before the face.

In a few decades we consumers will most probably be able to create animated, talking personalities.