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Tales of woes and almost disgrace !!
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Gallente Federation
#1 - 2014-07-14 16:14:34 UTC
First Hey peeps

Ok so this is my very sad tale of ganking with absolutely no idea on wtf im doing :/

so this char wos made for 1 purpose only to kill pods and miners Please also note i am not in the code. crowd.

Day 1

So my first gank wos terribad by this i mean i has a 2 day worth of turret skills in a destroyer first target wos
Retriever he is parked in a roid field in a 0.5 system my dps says 310dps
so i scanned him seen he had no tank and cargo expanded rigs.
also had my alt very close by also with turrets just incase this didnt finish the job right.
i warp in lock fire scram. i managed to get him to 15% hull before concordoken.
ok Plan B
warp alt in lock fire scram POP i almost get insta poped One little thing i over looked Concord are already here :(

ok back to the drawing board.

Day 2 (1 week later)

Ok now i have t2 blasters
t2 weapon upgrades
find target but this time i get a guy who says he knows what he is doing Bingo. Again not a code guy.

we warp to a target he says he found for me he says you lock him first then see how much damage you get then he wos there to finish him
now this time he stays at 5% armor and every shot does nothing Damn it.
but the guy who wos with me gets the last shot to kill him he says the loot is mine
(sorry cant find kill mails)

i look what we got only ore strip lazors :P

ok so now i got funds
next i fit up some cheaper fittings for pods to splode

undock from station pod sitting here ok sod it Lock fire pop.
Meh 45mill in implants.

i dock up logo out.

Day 3
ok
now i fit t2 everything for damage find a new target try pop him and Again fail....

Currently im going to get my sub skills for blasters finished before trying again with i hope more luck to follow.

Thank you for your time More to follow Soon.
Sky' Darkstar
Magnetar Dynamics
#2 - 2014-07-14 16:34:48 UTC
sunds gud almoiste kol stor mabi u cn git nxt tie??

-Sky'
Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
#3 - 2014-07-15 09:39:00 UTC
I bet you liek mudkipz.
Roshan Longshot2
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-07-15 12:51:34 UTC
Would offer suggestions...like "spell check" but then again would you know how to use it?....**** ....I guess old age is getting to me.
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#5 - 2014-07-16 06:11:38 UTC
Op is having fun and making mistakes. +1

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#6 - 2014-07-23 04:35:17 UTC
OP has an awesome name and will improve. Ganking isn't as easy as some would like you to believe.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
djentropy Ovaert
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#7 - 2014-07-23 23:03:37 UTC
WORD CRIMES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc

For real, man, your post is so bad and hard to read it makes my brain bleed.
Rahool
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2014-07-24 08:30:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Rahool
I yoosed 2 lke tourets and lasors, i lke rockits now dough cawze yoo can c dem fly Pirate
Handar Turiant
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2014-07-25 10:17:57 UTC
OP kind of looks like the Derp version of Skrillex (if that is even possible). Writes like him as well.
Grenadier Greyback
May Cause Irritation
#10 - 2014-07-25 10:57:45 UTC
You may have failed at ganking, but congratulations on successfully raping the English language and my eyes. My eyes feel violated

https://i.imgur.com/xnZKiON.gif