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What Are the Rules of EVE Fight Club?
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Michael Ruckert
Hohere Kavallerie-Kommando
#1 - 2014-07-14 00:19:33 UTC
Provide one or more of yours to enlighten us PvP grasshoppers.

"No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#2 - 2014-07-14 00:22:45 UTC
you dont talk about eve fight club

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Michael Ruckert
Hohere Kavallerie-Kommando
#3 - 2014-07-14 00:25:10 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
you dont talk about eve fight club


I'll notify the C&P forum. Blink

"No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier
Marsha Mallow
#4 - 2014-07-14 00:32:16 UTC
Burn them all

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#5 - 2014-07-14 00:46:46 UTC  |  Edited by: ShahFluffers
Rule 1: You do not talk about EVE.

Rule 2: You do NOT talk about EVE.

Rule 3: Never fly what you cannot afford to lose.

Rule 4: Propulsion mods (Microwarpdrives and Afterburners) and Warp Disruptors/Scramblers are mandatory on all PvP ships... unless someone specifies otherwise.

Rule 5: Frigates are fast, Battleships are not. Battleships are tanky, Frigates are not. Fit according to the strengths of a ship.

Rule 6: Tank, Gank, Speed, Utility... choose 2.5 of those when you fit. If you try to fit "everything" at the same time you won't be able to do anything 100% and will die to someone else who can.

Rule 7: "Winning" is relative. You can die or avoid a fight entirely and still "win." Just make sure the other guy loses more money and/or time than you do.

Rule 8: Trust nothing and prepare accordingly... yet be willing to take the occasional leap of faith regardless of the consequences.

Rule 9: There are no rules enforcing the traditional concept of "fairness" in EVE. Anyone is allowed to throw anything at you as long as they pay the fees and/or penalties (if any) required. However, you can ALSO do the same thing.

Rule 10: Get out there and just do it.

How did you Veterans start?
Paranoid Loyd
#6 - 2014-07-14 01:33:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
Remember it's a game.

If you rant in any way, shape or form, you have lost EVE.

If you make a mistake learn from it and move on.

If you do not protect your things, they will be taken from you.

There is no honor in EVE

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#7 - 2014-07-14 01:43:12 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
you dont talk about eve fight club

Hmm, I thought you could talk about fight club and even brag about it if you win (a gif posted in local scores bonus points).

You don't talk about off grid links.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#8 - 2014-07-14 03:09:37 UTC
The second rule of Eve Fight Club keeps me from discussing the first rule.

This of course violates the third rule which im bound not to discuss due to rules 1 and 2.

I could tell you about rule number 4, which in itself does not violate rule numbers 1 and 3, but does violate rule number 2.

But then again, violating rules 1 through 4 have no punishment due to rule number 5, but telling you about rule number 5 violates rule number 1.

Eve Fight Club Rules are hard.

wait.. did describing the rules as hard just violate the rules?

I guess that's a technicality.. im not really discussing the rules, just describing them as being difficult.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Brian Harrelstein
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#9 - 2014-07-14 03:26:33 UTC
Michael Ruckert wrote:
Provide one or more of yours to enlighten us PvP grasshoppers.


Stay away from the forums. Sadly, I can't take my own advice. Lol
Cyno Saraki
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#10 - 2014-07-14 03:28:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Cyno Saraki
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Eleanor Wish
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2014-07-14 03:36:27 UTC
Bring a gun. If you can, bring two guns. Bring all your friends with guns.
Rowells
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2014-07-14 04:51:23 UTC
If the sun comes back up you should probably go to bed/work
Sodabro
Doomheim
#13 - 2014-07-14 05:20:33 UTC
there is no EVE fight club. but currently it is in Huola.
Sodabro
Doomheim
#14 - 2014-07-14 05:23:48 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
you dont talk about eve fight club

Hmm, I thought you could talk about fight club and even brag about it if you win (a gif posted in local scores bonus points).

You don't talk about off grid links.

nobody uses links. it's all in your head.
Mabego Tetrimon
Spiritus Draconis
#15 - 2014-07-14 07:05:34 UTC
There is no fight Club! There are no Rules!
Yarda Black
The Black Redemption
#16 - 2014-07-14 07:30:20 UTC
Undock
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#17 - 2014-07-14 07:45:25 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
The second rule of Eve Fight Club keeps me from discussing the first rule.

This of course violates the third rule which im bound not to discuss due to rules 1 and 2.

I could tell you about rule number 4, which in itself does not violate rule numbers 1 and 3, but does violate rule number 2.

But then again, violating rules 1 through 4 have no punishment due to rule number 5, but telling you about rule number 5 violates rule number 1.

Eve Fight Club Rules are hard.

wait.. did describing the rules as hard just violate the rules?

I guess that's a technicality.. im not really discussing the rules, just describing them as being difficult.

Have you been reading Joseph Heller recently dude ?

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Mithandra
B.O.P Supplication For Glorious
Dracarys.
#18 - 2014-07-14 11:14:19 UTC
Do whatever it takes to ensure the other ship goes boom first

Eve is the dark haired, totally hot emo gothchild of the gaming community
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2014-07-14 13:57:11 UTC
1st rule: You do not login to EVE without the Launcher.
2nd rule: You DO NOT login to EVE without the Launcher.
3rd rule: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, starts crying in Local, post about it on the forums.
4th rule: Only two guys to a fight, unless there are 40 other guys around.
5th rule: One fight at a time, if ya don't got ISBoxer.
6th rule: No shirts, no shoes, no bathroom breaks, no sunlight, nothing but Cheetos and Dr Pepper.
7th rule: Fights will go on as long as they have to until 11:00.
8th rule: If this is your first night on EVE, you HAVE to fight.

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#20 - 2014-07-14 14:01:13 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
6th rule: No shirts, no shoes, no bathroom breaks, no sunlight, nothing but Cheetos and Dr Pepper.

I just go with no pants.

That seems to work ok.
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