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Dear Goons, please cry moar

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SmashTech
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#41 - 2011-12-07 03:36:49 UTC
Goon snipers have been known to shoot children.
Brock Nelson
#42 - 2011-12-07 03:53:30 UTC
Let's see...

CCP takes away insurance for gankers
CCP makes pod open game for anyone to kill
CCP reduce Concord response time

Yeah...I say gankers should have a tear or so

Oh wait...CCP introduces new BC for gankers \0/

Signature removed, CCP Phantom
Sycho Pathic
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#43 - 2011-12-07 03:56:43 UTC
Krios Ahzek wrote:
ACESsiggy wrote:
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


fyi I have no clue who the Goons are.


Big guys usually hired by the mob to beat your ass if you've pissed them off.


An archaic definition that went the way of history at roughly the same time "gay" ceased meaning "happy",

Modern goons are neckbeards and border-line autistics who beat you into submission with tired memes and frequent mis-spellings of the word "More".
Menrith Hadel
Boop Brigade
#44 - 2011-12-07 04:15:55 UTC
Nah that's Broski.
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#45 - 2011-12-07 04:19:23 UTC
Sycho Pathic wrote:

Modern goons are neckbeards and border-line autistics who beat you into submission with tired memes and frequent mis-spellings of the word "More".


Unfortunately for the rest of the EVE forums, they often seem to be more articulate than their detractors.

except weaselior
but his posting style is still so effortlessly powerful that it's art
a subtle form of it


Menrith Hadel wrote:
Nah that's Broski.

While we're at it, isn't it ironic that Broskis unironically use the word pubbie considering that anyone can be from 4chan /v/ ?

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#46 - 2011-12-07 04:24:46 UTC
Seriously 4chan is fundamentally the least selective internet community

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
SmashTech
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#47 - 2011-12-07 04:28:49 UTC
Krios Ahzek wrote:
Seriously 4chan is fundamentally the least selective internet community


No. Highsec mining corps. They'll take you if you have a pulse...and even if you don't.
Brock Nelson
#48 - 2011-12-07 04:29:47 UTC
You assume goonswarm isn't selective

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Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#49 - 2011-12-07 04:33:41 UTC
SmashTech wrote:
Krios Ahzek wrote:
Seriously 4chan is fundamentally the least selective internet community


No. Highsec mining corps. They'll take you if you have a pulse...and even if you don't.


Highsec mining alts require that you have a Eve account and at least a spy alt.

Everyone on 4chan /v/ is anonymous.
You don't even need
a
working
EMAIL.

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#50 - 2011-12-07 04:39:15 UTC
Brock Nelson wrote:
You assume goonswarm isn't selective
the byzantine posting etiquette and refined internecine trolling of somethingawful dot com is a perfect match for the convolunted and inscrutable mechanics of eve-online, this is the true secret of goons' power in eve
Never Learn
Doomheim
#51 - 2011-12-07 06:31:54 UTC
Nicolo da'Vicenza wrote:
Brock Nelson wrote:
You assume goonswarm isn't selective
the byzantine posting etiquette and refined internecine trolling of somethingawful dot com is a perfect match for the convolunted and inscrutable mechanics of eve-online, this is the true secret of goons' power in eve


How can you say Goons are powerful ?

When they found themselves in a the runner-up position to the Russians Mittens prostrated himself and made all efforts to blue each other.

Goons are scared so bad they are hiding in "Gank Ice Miners" propagada and trying to divert attention from anyone noticing they are not willing to engage a real threat.
Jaroslav Unwanted
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#52 - 2011-12-07 06:34:17 UTC
Never Learn wrote:
Nicolo da'Vicenza wrote:
Brock Nelson wrote:
You assume goonswarm isn't selective
the byzantine posting etiquette and refined internecine trolling of somethingawful dot com is a perfect match for the convolunted and inscrutable mechanics of eve-online, this is the true secret of goons' power in eve


How can you say Goons are powerful ?

When they found themselves in a the runner-up position to the Russians Mittens prostrated himself and made all efforts to blue each other.

Goons are scared so bad they are hiding in "Gank Ice Miners" propagada and trying to divert attention from anyone noticing they are not willing to engage a real threat.


politics, diplomacy, allies, deception, backstabbing is all part of EVE universe. Deal with it ..

The time will come for sure.
Skydell
Bad Girl Posse
#53 - 2011-12-07 06:38:47 UTC
In the words of Cyndi Lauper,

I come home in the morning light
My mother says when you gonna live your life right
Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
And goons they want to have fun
Oh goons just want to have fun

The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one
But goons they want to have fun
Oh goons just want to have

That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
goons - they want to have fun
Oh goons just want to have fun

Some boys take a beautiful goon
And hide him away from the rest of the world
I want to be the one to walk in the sun
Oh goons they want to have fun
Oh goons just want to have

That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
goons - they want to have fun
Oh goons just want to have fun,
They want to have fun,
They want to have fun
Serene Repose
#54 - 2011-12-07 07:03:20 UTC
Goonwaffle. That's so funny. Goonwaffle.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Serene Repose
#55 - 2011-12-07 07:04:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Serene Repose
SmashTech wrote:
Goon snipers have been known to shoot children.

I believe the children part. The "have been known to..." part seems a bit off. Have been known to have the 'nads to look adults in the eye...sounds closer to the mark. Nah. Doesn't sound right either. Stick with the children.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Ziranda Hakuli
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#56 - 2011-12-07 07:44:42 UTC
Andski wrote:
ccp really needs to stop protecting the pubbie macrominers



Something i have noticed and especially within this game. Its a psychological tactic to shift the blame to someone else when commiting the crime. common smoke screena nd mirrors when you do not wish to get caught but then again i can see why the goons can only pvp by ganking miners in empire space. run like chicken when people come a knockin on the door with big guns.

If you are Happy and you Know it
Pod a GOON!
If you cannot find AAA
Pod a GOON
If TEST is lookin too shifty
Morsus Mihi is too risky
pod a GOON!!!

They need burn!!!!
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#57 - 2011-12-07 07:55:48 UTC
Ziranda Hakuli wrote:
Andski wrote:
ccp really needs to stop protecting the pubbie macrominers



Something i have noticed and especially within this game. Its a psychological tactic to shift the blame to someone else when commiting the crime. common smoke screena nd mirrors when you do not wish to get caught but then again i can see why the goons can only pvp by ganking miners in empire space. run like chicken when people come a knockin on the door with big guns.

If you are Happy and you Know it
Pod a GOON!
If you cannot find AAA
Pod a GOON
If TEST is lookin too shifty
Morsus Mihi is too risky
pod a GOON!!!

They need burn!!!!


lmao what's it like being renter trash

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Ziranda Hakuli
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#58 - 2011-12-07 08:09:20 UTC
Andski wrote:
Ziranda Hakuli wrote:
Andski wrote:
ccp really needs to stop protecting the pubbie macrominers



Something i have noticed and especially within this game. Its a psychological tactic to shift the blame to someone else when commiting the crime. common smoke screena nd mirrors when you do not wish to get caught but then again i can see why the goons can only pvp by ganking miners in empire space. run like chicken when people come a knockin on the door with big guns.

If you are Happy and you Know it
Pod a GOON!
If you cannot find AAA
Pod a GOON
If TEST is lookin too shifty
Morsus Mihi is too risky
pod a GOON!!!

They need burn!!!!


lmao what's it like being renter trash


I think i hit a nerve!
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#59 - 2011-12-07 08:16:40 UTC
Ziranda Hakuli wrote:


I think i hit a nerve!


No you just made everyone laugh at your bitterness.
Ziranda Hakuli
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#60 - 2011-12-07 08:17:44 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
Ziranda Hakuli wrote:


I think i hit a nerve!


No you just made everyone laugh at your bitterness.



I am not bitter. i am pointing out that actual truth that GOONs are the scum of the universe