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How to get a girlfriend

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Alpheias
Tactical Farmers.
Pandemic Horde
#41 - 2011-12-07 04:00:57 UTC
Nova Fox wrote:
I let a bunch of coworkers fill out my E-haromy questionair to try to be honest as possible as people typically lie about themselves to fulfill some sorta quotent for thier egos and got no results,
The webstie told me that I was too good to be true?

Well you know what they say if you want something done right gotta do it yoruself

BTW what not to do on online sites.
eHarmony Fail
Some lewd language concerns if you that easily offended.


Something tells me that you have more experience than the average male with the place.

Agent of Chaos, Sower of Discord.

Don't talk to me unless you are IQ verified and certified with three references from non-family members. Please have your certificate of authenticity on hand.
Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#42 - 2011-12-07 04:06:48 UTC
Ms Sexy wrote:
Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes.
How does one get a real life girl friend?
I am 32 years old.

Order a real doll and convince yourself that it is your comatose fiancée whom just had one too many to drink.

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Jack Traynor
Doomheim
#43 - 2011-12-07 04:09:39 UTC
If you're sitting at home reading this thread, you've already lost.
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#44 - 2011-12-07 04:14:13 UTC
Alpheias wrote:
Nova Fox wrote:
I let a bunch of coworkers fill out my E-haromy questionair to try to be honest as possible as people typically lie about themselves to fulfill some sorta quotent for thier egos and got no results,
The webstie told me that I was too good to be true?

Well you know what they say if you want something done right gotta do it yoruself

BTW what not to do on online sites.
eHarmony Fail
Some lewd language concerns if you that easily offended.


Something tells me that you have more experience than the average male with the place.


Well... I think my quarry had the mispleasure in dealing with my intelligence being to much for them and lack appreciation for my expensive dates and lack of gifts followed by refusal to laying them down on the first date probably resulted in either me being uninterested or vice versa.

Commitment the hardest step to get to.

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Mirima Thurander
#45 - 2011-12-07 04:32:11 UTC
Jack Traynor wrote:
If you're sitting at home reading this thread, you've already lost.




FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

All automated intel should be removed from the game including Instant local/jumps/kills/cynos for all systems/regions.Eve should report nothing like this to the client/3rd party software.Intel should not be force fed to players. Player skill and iniative should be the sources of intel.
Herping yourDerp
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#46 - 2011-12-07 04:36:54 UTC
find cute girl
say HIIII UR CUTE WANNA GO GET SOME FOOD AND THEN SEE A BAD MOVIE THAT U WILL PROBABLY LIKE ANYWAYS
if she says yes pull her pants down cause ur in the zone.
Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#47 - 2011-12-07 04:56:37 UTC
find a cute girl
say HIIII UR CUTE I'M DENTIST WANNA GO TO MY PLACE AND I'LL PATCH YOUR HOLES
if she says yes, you're doing it wrong.

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Selinate
#48 - 2011-12-07 05:37:51 UTC
Jack Traynor wrote:
If you're sitting at home reading this thread, you've already lost.



Hmmm?

I think I actually won years ago, so I just don't really have to try any more (I'm just that good)...
Trainwreck McGee
Doomheim
#49 - 2011-12-07 05:44:23 UTC
simple start playing EVE after you marry one and just refuse to sign the divorce papers.

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XIRUSPHERE
In Bacon We Trust
#50 - 2011-12-07 06:16:23 UTC
Pirate another players woman, worked for me and it's nice having her jab at me for hardly playing Pirate

I still ponder my stupid luck after our first real conversation was essentially nothing but my varied dirty conquest and achievements such as causing a former lover to require reconstructive surgery of the pooper ( real life xbox achievements ftw ).

The advantage of a bad memory is that one can enjoy the same good things for the first time several times.

One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear.
Headerman
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#51 - 2011-12-07 06:16:42 UTC
Ms Sexy wrote:
Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes.
How does one get a real life girl friend?
I am 32 years old.


You sound suspiciously like a typical goon alt.

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supersexysucker
Uber Awesome Fantastico Awesomeness Group
#52 - 2011-12-07 06:19:22 UTC
Krios Ahzek wrote:
supersexysucker wrote:
Ms Sexy wrote:
Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes.
How does one get a real life girl friend?
I am 32 years old.


I heard when you go blow yourself up for some god or something he gives you tons of g/f's!!!!


Virgins, actually, and virgins make for poor girlfriends.
Non-virgins actually had another poor sob do the teaching.


Yes but OP likely needs ones who have no idea how bad he is...

lol ALSO op never said what he wanted... Twisted
Tear Miner
Doomheim
#53 - 2011-12-07 06:25:30 UTC
I like how the top posts in Eve GD at the moment have nothing to do with Eve.

In b4 the move.

Roll
Dbars Grinding
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#54 - 2011-12-07 06:28:45 UTC
Stay away from girls and don't talk to them. You will have more time to follow your dreams and become rich. Being alone is more fun any ways.

I have more space likes than you. 
Skydell
Bad Girl Posse
#55 - 2011-12-07 06:30:51 UTC
Ms Sexy wrote:
Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes.
How does one get a real life girl friend?
I am 32 years old.


Stop talking like a ***
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#56 - 2011-12-07 06:31:08 UTC
I should have kidnapped that vixen from japan.
Though I didnt want to put her though immigration to the states.

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St Mio
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#57 - 2011-12-07 06:39:33 UTC
Oh you guys.
Serene Repose
#58 - 2011-12-07 06:55:56 UTC
If you're 32 years old, and you're still after a girlfriend and not a woman, that says a lot in itself.

When I was single, and swingin' I'll tell you what got my attention. It was that long green. Show me a billfold too fat to fold and you have a friend for life. "Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend..." (We can say "girl." You can't.") There's a lot more behind that phrase than...no, wait. It says it exactly.

The truth is...as if I'd lie...since the gender revolution we ladies aren't quite sure what we want in a man. (Yes, it's always been that way but this time it's different.) As you can tell by television commercials there's the dominant female with the subservient, dorky guy who's lucky we're still hanging around. That's safe, but there's no adventure in it. After a while a girl realizes it's more fun to be angry than bored.

Here's a handy little checklist for you. It may help:

1. Do not have a tatoo on your face.
2. Do not mention your mother more than once in a lifetime.
3. Do not mention my dad ever.
4. The only excuse you have for not spending money on me is, you're too busy earning it.
5. We own the bathroom. You're a passerby. (That's very hard to get across to some guys.)
6. Yes, the toilet seat position when you leave is a critical issue.
7. Try to be dangerous.
8. Never get caught.
9. Keep your laundry off the floor.

Now, I know that cuts about 99% of the male population totally out of the game. But, if you're wondering why you sit alone playing ridiculous video games for hours on end, you might find your answer somewhere in there.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Alara IonStorm
#59 - 2011-12-07 07:02:38 UTC
Serene Repose wrote:

3. Do not mention my dad ever.

You used a passive statement for everything but your father. You said my which refers to you directly.

Please just go ahead and share what he did to **** you up.

/popcorn.
Serene Repose
#60 - 2011-12-07 07:26:47 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Serene Repose wrote:

3. Do not mention my dad ever.

You used a passive statement for everything but your father. You said my which refers to you directly.

Please just go ahead and share what he did to **** you up.

/popcorn.

Au contraire mon ami. Le boyfriend hasn't the stature to mention daddy even in passing. Maybe one day...not likely. And, contrarywise I'd have to ask you why you are spring-loaded in the "I was abused by my daddy as a child" position? Freud strikes again!

We must accommodate the idiocracy.