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The Goons try to Invade Delve

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Ash Stewart
T.R.I.A.D
Ushra'Khan
#21 - 2014-07-10 18:00:51 UTC
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
What does alliance politics have to do with Crime and Punishment? Why do you care so much about the goons? WHY DOESN'T THIS THREAD MAKE SENSE?!


cos they DO care about goons that's the problem. They cry so much that they can't resist screaming and crying in forums hoping to be snuggled up and comforted.

All I say is .. well played...

.................It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight Risin' up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger...............
Elmo Perry
Doomheim
#22 - 2014-07-10 18:21:24 UTC
shut up and shave sing it best:

I see you flying round space
With the fags I love and I'm like
**** GOONS!

I guess the ship in mah hanger
wasn't enough and I'm like
**** Goons and mittens too!

If I were fatter, I wouldn't have left yaa
Ha, naw aint that some ****? (ain't that some ****?)
And though you think I'm a pest
I still think I'm the best with a...
**** GOONS

Yeah I'm sorry, all about your gallente
Titan that I went and just right you there
Guess he's Caldari and i'm more Matari
But the way you play the game ain't fair

I know I'm a fool to fall in love with you
(oh **** I'm a dumb *****)
Well
(where the **** is papa digger)
Ooooooh
I've got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little GM

I see you flying round space
With the fags I love and I'm like
**** GOONS!

I guess the ship in mah hanger
wasn't enough and I'm like
**** Goons and **** you too!

If I were fatter, I wouldn't have left ya
Ha, naw aint that some ****? (ain't that some ****?)
And though you think I'm a pest
I still think I'm the best with a...
**** GOONS

Now i know, that i had to borrow,
Lead you all and then not get beat.
Trying to pod ya, trying to dodge ya.
'Cause being in love with you ass ain't cheap.

I know I'm a fool to fall in love with you
(oh **** I'm a dumb *****)
Well
(where the **** is papa digger)
Ooooooh
I've got some news for you
Stop jumping through the gate right now

I see you flying round space
With the fags I love and I'm like
**** GOONS!

I guess the ship in mah hanger
wasn't enough and I'm like
**** Goons and **** you too!

If I were fatter, I wouldn't have left ya
Ha, naw aint that some ****? (ain't that some ****?)
And though you think I'm a pest
I still think I'm the best with a...
**** GOONS

Now solo, solo, solo, why d'you wanna wanna ban me so bad?

(so bad, so bad, so bad)
I tried to tell mittani but he told me
"Suas you post like a ***"
(you ***, you ***, you ***)
Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!
Whhhy mittens? Oh! I love you oh!
I still love you. ALLLLL!
admiral root
Red Galaxy
#23 - 2014-07-10 18:44:33 UTC
Xenuria wrote:
I am what many would instinctively call a "carebear".


No-one I know in Eve calls you a carebear because you're not relevant enough to talk about.

Xenuria wrote:
In truth Goons and the entire criminal enterprise of the CFC are more carebear than I can or will ever be. Consider the most recent "Invasion" of Delve by Goons.

Almost every single ship or asset lost will be reimbursed.


Confirming that having lots of friends in a multiplayer game is bad and carebearish.

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
WHY DOESN'T THIS THREAD MAKE SENSE?!


/me points at the OP's name.

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
GOB the Magician
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#24 - 2014-07-10 19:00:52 UTC
xenuria for CSM
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#25 - 2014-07-10 19:40:11 UTC
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
What does alliance politics have to do with Crime and Punishment? Why do you care so much about the goons? WHY DOESN'T THIS THREAD MAKE SENSE?!


Fcking seriously.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Maichin Civire
#26 - 2014-07-10 19:41:13 UTC
Lee Radoshi wrote:
I simply don't get it.

http://themittani.com/news/dispatch-nulli-secunda-and-ncdot-deploy

NC. deploys there, and that is cool.

Goons deploy there in response to that and that is criminal act.

What am I missing?

Modern politics.

You can paraphrase it into our beloved "political correction". If European soldiers deploy anywhere/fight a rebelion caused by fanatics, it's just a crime. If ass-crazy fanatics do a rebellion, kill thousands of innocent people, and basically do worth **** possible, they're just "fighting for what's theirs".

Goons are white people, you can blame them for everything and they can't do much about it, because all people hate them. In the meantime, N3/PL do worse **** and they go with it easily.
Xenuria
#27 - 2014-07-10 20:11:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Xenuria
It would seem that several people are having difficulty comprehending the central premise of my argument. I will break it down into simple points.


  • The Mittani said that he planned to invade Delve. (Via News Site and Official Channels)

  • When said Invasion came grinding to a screeching halt people noticing this posted about it on various websites. Last checked all 5 Goon/CFC staging systems were compromised in one way or another.

  • I posted this thread to make a comparison between the criminal elements of eve and those widely considered to be carebearish.



CareBears are seen as casual and risk averse.


Alliances & Coalitions that

  • Blue everybody
  • Avoid engagements where chance of winning is less than optimal
  • Refund and Reimburse anything/everything


Goons are by definition Casual and Risk Averse.

The Mittani = PaPa Bear

The M. Night Shyamalan (not so surprising plot twist) is that Goons ARE the CareBears!

CSM 12 Candidate
Elmo Perry
Doomheim
#28 - 2014-07-10 20:14:07 UTC
Xenuria, now you are truly being gay.
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2014-07-10 20:49:06 UTC
Christian Lionbate wrote:
Their doesn't appear to be a coherent augment to attack . All I got was goons are bigger carebears than you because they attack Delve which you think is a criminal act????



Don't forget that a coalition of thousands should try, or even could, keep secret its deployment or staging system. Elo Knight probably knew the staging system before the rest of us did.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Paranoid Loyd
#30 - 2014-07-10 20:50:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
These staging systems are simply a diversion. Good job at totally misunderstanding what is going on.

You and Dinsdale should compare notes, it might bring some clarity but most likely more hilarity. Lol

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
admiral root
Red Galaxy
#31 - 2014-07-10 21:02:26 UTC
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
Elo Knight probably knew the staging system before the rest of us did.


Nerf Elo.

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
Voyager Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2014-07-10 21:23:28 UTC
Elmo Perry wrote:
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
What does alliance politics have to do with Crime and Punishment? Why do you care so much about the goons? WHY DOESN'T THIS THREAD MAKE SENSE?!

Cause he's a loser alt not able to post in CAOD, decides to spam us here instead.


He's not an alt.

The rest of your statement is correct.


Also someone should probably point out that the CFC owns Delve so 'invade' is a rather inane way of phrasing it.
Xenuria
#33 - 2014-07-10 21:28:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Xenuria
Voyager Arran wrote:
Elmo Perry wrote:
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
What does alliance politics have to do with Crime and Punishment? Why do you care so much about the goons? WHY DOESN'T THIS THREAD MAKE SENSE?!

Cause he's a loser alt not able to post in CAOD, decides to spam us here instead.


He's not an alt.

The rest of your statement is correct.


Also someone should probably point out that the CFC owns Delve so 'invade' is a rather inane way of phrasing it.



CFC does not own Delve, an ally of the CFC owns Delve.
Saying that CFC owns Delve is like saying I am the leader of PL just because I control the coalition that PL belongs too.
Technically True but not in a 1 to 1 sense.

CSM 12 Candidate
Elmo Perry
Doomheim
#34 - 2014-07-10 21:33:40 UTC
Xenuria wrote:
CFC does not own Delve, an ally of the CFC owns Delve.

Shut up, Mittani has already stated Delve is their summer home. GTFO.

http://themittani.com/news/gsf-ceo-update-delve-entitlement
Xenuria
#35 - 2014-07-10 21:35:47 UTC
Elmo Perry wrote:
Xenuria wrote:
CFC does not own Delve, an ally of the CFC owns Delve.

Shut up, Mittani has already stated Delve is their summer home. GTFO.

http://themittani.com/news/gsf-ceo-update-delve-entitlement



Invasion Zone or Home, it makes no difference. The space is "Vulnerable" at any moment it can be sacked.
You are better off posting on your main.

CSM 12 Candidate
Elmo Perry
Doomheim
#36 - 2014-07-10 21:40:04 UTC
Xenuria wrote:
You are better off posting on your main.

and you'd be better off biomassing. Have a nice day.
Xenuria
#37 - 2014-07-10 21:44:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Xenuria
Elmo Perry wrote:
Xenuria wrote:
You are better off posting on your main.

and you'd be better off biomassing. Have a nice day.


Are you going to go post about how Xenuria rustled your jimmies? Are you RUSED?
Post with your main or are you too afraid to do so?

CSM 12 Candidate
Elmo Perry
Doomheim
#38 - 2014-07-10 21:58:22 UTC
Xenuria wrote:
Are you going to go post about how Xenuria rustled your jimmies? Are you RUSED?
Post with your main or are you too afraid to do so?

Not worth my time, because elitist douche bags like you wouldn't believe it anyway. Have fun, I am done.
Xenuria
#39 - 2014-07-10 22:02:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Xenuria
Elmo Perry wrote:
Xenuria wrote:
Are you going to go post about how Xenuria rustled your jimmies? Are you RUSED?
Post with your main or are you too afraid to do so?

Not worth my time, because elitist douche bags like you wouldn't believe it anyway. Have fun, I am done.


So, let me get this straight.

Your entire argument is based off a citation on The Mittani's pseudo new website. Yet somehow I am the elitist?
If I am not worth your time than why have you devoted so much of it to publicly humiliating yourself in this thread?

Also what would I not believe if you posted with your main?
Do you mean to imply that your main is so shocking and astounding a revelation that I myself would be unable to believe it is you?
I think you should stick to posting in the yad.

CSM 12 Candidate
Elmo Perry
Doomheim
#40 - 2014-07-10 22:07:16 UTC
Xenuria wrote:
I think you should stick to posting in the yad.

*yawn* People have asked you to step up and post with your main, you haven't or you just like being a scrub since getting kicked out of Black Core. I am done.