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Weekly Highsec Braveheart / Herding Cats thread.

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#1 - 2014-07-10 20:06:32 UTC
I haven't seen one this week, so ill go ahead and make one just to keep the status quo on the forums. Ill try my best, so bear with me, suggestions are welcome in case I forgot anything.

Grrrrrr [Nullblob entity]!

[Things] are getting out of hand! Its time highsec brothers and sisters! Rise up against your own alts in nullsec! Its time for us all to band together and fight [random nullsec entity] because [reasons]!!!!! Bring your mission ships, your barges, your freighters, your haulers! Bring out your noobships, your fail fits, your officer fit everythings! Let us bring down furious vengeance and [random stuff] on [random nullsec entity]!

Let all who stand in our way, feel our might! Some of us wont make it back, but their sacrifice will not be in vain! We will shake the very core of nullsec with our [random attribute]!

They can take our freighters! They can take our POCOs! They can control our markets! But they will never take our FREEEEEEEEDOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!! (unless they take our freedom, then we will have to have a discussion on what they cant take from us now.. free will? no, that's got to be covered under freedom somehow.. anyways, we will discuss it at the weekly highsec meeting.)

We will all meet up in Jita, unless you cant get in.. in which case we will meet in Perimeter..

Tanks will be mixed nano shield and bulkhead/armor with kinetic and EM resists. I am anticipating about 30 rats in the first pocket, 3 of which will be scrambling rats.. so we should take those out first, the trigger for the second spawn is the Goon in the blob to the right.. so no one pop him until we have the first wave taken out. Call out if your targeted, and ill put my light shield drones on you!

..you know what.. this is entirely too much work. We should just probably all turn on our autopilots and AFK it over to [nullsec capitol system]. Stations cant have that much HP, so our highly coordinated fleet should have it taken down in like.. an hour right? Just enough time to watch a couple episodes of something on [internet video streaming service]. Make sure to bring plenty of t1 ammo.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Carmen Electra
Alcoholocaust.
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#2 - 2014-07-10 20:07:38 UTC
plz include tl;dr

i dr ur post
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2014-07-10 20:11:42 UTC
Did Ctrl+F for Mr. Muffin, didn't find ):

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#4 - 2014-07-10 20:12:35 UTC
I hope this group finds an officer cupcake spawn.

Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie's Space Mediation Service!

Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#5 - 2014-07-10 20:12:43 UTC
I for one refuse to read the op but am thoroughly outraged nonetheless.
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#6 - 2014-07-10 20:18:20 UTC
How to herd cats:
- get fish
- wave fish around
- throw fish

All cats are now where you threw the fish to and will be there for a little while.
Use catnip for more profound effects.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#7 - 2014-07-10 20:19:38 UTC
Come on guiz.. im super serious on this. We really need to stop [nullsec entity] because [reasons]!



Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#8 - 2014-07-10 20:19:51 UTC
Go back to WoW, bear. Blink

Big smileCoolPirate

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#9 - 2014-07-10 20:26:57 UTC
Incinerate the Proletariat!

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.

Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
#10 - 2014-07-10 20:29:31 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Come on guiz.. im super serious on this. We really need to stop [nullsec entity] because [reasons]!


Your [reasons] are [terrible/even more serious than you stated!]

[nullsec entity] are what help [highsec party I wish eradicated]! Both of them are just feeding support for [guy I argued with yesterday]'s ridiculously OP [ship+module combination] strategy that I am against!

This thread is [good/bad] and I for one {will/will not] stand for [something close to the OP but off enough to make things really confusing and allow a lot of derailment]!

Subs will be lost!

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann

Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#11 - 2014-07-10 20:29:46 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Come on guiz.. im super serious on this. We really need to stop [nullsec entity] because [reasons]!




I haven't understood your abridged contextualisation of the thread and will continue to become increasingly outraged,offended and agitated about something vaguely related to the subject at hand.
Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
#12 - 2014-07-10 20:33:08 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Come on guiz.. im super serious on this. We really need to stop [nullsec entity] because [reasons]!


I haven't understood your abridged contextualisation of the thread and will continue to become increasingly outraged,offended and agitated about something vaguely related to the subject at hand.


I am now butting in to make myself seem more in touch with the OP!

[THING THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE OP NOW BUT SHOUTED IN CAPITALS!] and also capitals!

Which you would know if you ever [expletive] or had even [expletive] undocked in a [ship or pod]!!!!

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann

KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#13 - 2014-07-10 20:39:37 UTC
I think efforts by the highsec community would be better served combating the evil uprising of the detrimental PLEX price.

Y'know, opinion.

Big smileRollShocked

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#14 - 2014-07-10 20:42:24 UTC
Guys, its been decided that we are going to use Eve Voice for coms due to its high reliability. If you don't have a mic.. or speakers that's ok. All I ask is that you keep your fire to only the target that I call.. or at least one of the 20 other ships in its general vicinity.

Our crack team of EFT wizards are developing a doctrine. Can everyone fly a T2 beam laser hull tank stabber? Its kind of important.


Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#15 - 2014-07-10 20:45:52 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:


Can everyone fly a T2 beam laser hull tank stabber? Its kind of important.



And that, sir, is where I lost it. Lmfao.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan
#16 - 2014-07-10 20:47:31 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
I think

[Statement attacking your intellectual level and/or sexual proclivity with livestock]!

KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
efforts by the highsec community would

A long paragraph that explains, in detail, not only that I entirely picked up your point completely incorrectly, but also manages to insult you further, get key facts wrong, tries to angle your point of view into alignment with Genghis Khan, Dr Mengelev and Capatin Crunch, but also uses your comment as a jumping off point to rail once more about [guy I argued with yesterday] and his [ship & module combination]!

KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Completely re-edited quote! I like cheese doodles!!

Me too, Im glad we agree

KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
the detrimental PLEX price.]

Short, snappy snarky comment suggesting I never bothered actually read your full post in the first place PRollStraightAttentionOopsCool

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann

KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#17 - 2014-07-10 20:49:17 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:


Stuff.



Ganking is sociopathic. Mmkay?

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Felicity Love
Doomheim
#18 - 2014-07-10 20:50:23 UTC
My doctor said I needed moar fibre... so I read this thread... and I'm feeling much looser now. And regular. GD regular ! ! !


P

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )

KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#19 - 2014-07-10 20:52:44 UTC
Felicity Love wrote:
My doctor said I needed moar fibre... so I read this thread... and I'm feeling much looser now. And regular. GD regular ! ! !


P


Only bad thing is EvE has gotten so predictable and boring....we are literally having to troll each other.

Has to be due to the RMT NULL CARTEL BLUE DONUT PLEX MANIPULATION SUBSCRIPTION DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#20 - 2014-07-10 20:54:27 UTC
KnowUsByTheDead wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:


Stuff.



Ganking is sociopathic. Mmkay?


Interestingly, despite how often that drum has been beaten, it might be precisely the opposite.

http://online.liebertpub.com/doi/abs/10.1089/cyber.2013.0658

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.

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