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Has your POCO been hit? Can't defend it? Call "EVIL TURTLES!"
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EVIL SYNNs
Dark-Rising
Wrecking Machine.
#1 - 2014-06-24 10:24:07 UTC
Player Owned Custom Houses - the unprotected forgotten step-child of Empire! You even pay NPC tax on the thing, then some bully comes up to you, puts in a war dec and shoots your POCO.

But its not all bad news - You can set the poco reinforcement timer to a prime time for you! That is okay if you are actually PvPers and have the skill and knowledge to defend them, but many don't, and whats the chances the aggressor bring neutral alts, high I bet!

So what you going to do? Allow them to take those pocos that you spend lots of isk on building, destroy your factory planet or your extraction setup? OR
Open your war dec to allies and evemail EVIL SYNNs and say where and when your POCO comes out of reinforcement.

You have to be quick! As soon as your POCO is reinforced you only have a maximum of a two days before it comes out ad the aggressor uses an out of war alt to take the planet - so you can't gain revenge!

We will try our hardest (for free) to come down and defend your POCO ! If successful we will expect nothing more than a tip of your hat in this thread. If, timezone, we can't defend it, if you are willing to pay for the war dec we will war dec the new owner of the POCO and get you the planet back (you supply the POCO) - again timezone dependent.

We are small, so if your being hit by goons or another 1000+ corp/alliance, we are still happy to help!

All you have to do, is evemail myself EVIL SYNNs with where the POCO is and when it comes out of reinforcement, and open your war to allies - WE WILL DO THE REST!

Any question feel free to ask here, or why not drop me an eve mail - PLEASE do not convo me - I have auto reject on, and I don't wish to be rude!


Hope to get your eve mails soon! NO COST!

EVIL
EVIL TURTLES
Chelonaphobia





Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#2 - 2014-06-24 11:12:42 UTC
No idea who these guys are, but I like their style! Free is free. I would be interested in some future battle reports as to how this works out.

Good luck to all!
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#3 - 2014-06-24 12:06:13 UTC
Spaceprincess lanyaie approves.

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.
De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2014-06-24 13:50:31 UTC
I endorse this attempt to create content at the expense of others.

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
Isabela Valentine
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2014-06-24 14:28:06 UTC
+1, good luck in your endeavours.
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2014-06-24 17:26:30 UTC
I approve of this product and or service.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#7 - 2014-06-25 11:49:41 UTC
How bout an update on your progress. I'd like to hear how you guys are doing.
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-06-25 12:22:43 UTC
WHY WHY WOULD YOU LIVE IN THE ******* OF HIGH SEC?!?!?!

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 
BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
#9 - 2014-06-25 14:17:59 UTC
Serendipity Lost wrote:
How bout an update on your progress. I'd like to hear how you guys are doing.


You want an update after a day?

The corp name is 'Evil Turtles' not 'Evil Roadrunners' or 'Evil Hares'.

We'll be lucky to hear they had a fleet formed up within 3 days.

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EVIL SYNNs
Dark-Rising
Wrecking Machine.
#10 - 2014-06-25 15:27:31 UTC
Aye very good Buck Strider - As one would expect our inbox has been empty. But hopefully something will come along soon!

As for culo duro's question - that's simple, and I hope you take this as a reply from a bitter old vet - who has played since 2004, who has done everything - from building a station from an egg, living solo in a c4, living in a c6, lived north, south, east and west in null, was CEO of a rather successful pirate corp (although dead for 4 years still in top 100 corps of all time - in battleclinc). Was captain of an alliance tournament team, has won a silver medal in alliance tournament. Who was a well known solo'er for a while.

My killboard may not look wonderful, but if you add in my 2 alts, I'll be up there as my 3 PvP character each specialise in different things.

So I think I've done it all - and if you think flying around with a cyno, with a bat phone, brining in triage carriers against a cruiser gang, flying in stabbed frigs getting FW LP, or farming belts. Or camping the same gate night after night. Or just spinning you ship in station or sitting next to a titan for hours! Or calling a CTA cause a solo pvp'er has entered your space thenENJOY

I'm looking for skill PvP! Not F1-F8, not follow orders but small gang PvP. That means no capitals, it means you know what I've got, and I know what you've got.. and I'm ALWAYS happy to show you mine!

This is something different - we are giving it a try. Okay the mail box isn't full - but its early doors.

The others in empire do their thing, and do it well - its their game. This is my attempt at our game.. So jump on, or don't let the door hit you on the way out!

Cool
Adira Nictor
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2014-06-25 21:07:01 UTC
I wish someone would hit my poco.
EVIL SYNNs
Dark-Rising
Wrecking Machine.
#12 - 2014-06-26 08:06:42 UTC  |  Edited by: EVIL SYNNs
Well kinda the wrong way round (we help hit as well as defend) although hits costs isk. But if you really want that POCO and the defenders have a fleet and we already in the war ! NICE!

So last night not too far away from HOME, there was a poco coming out of reinforced. We were at war with the defenders as they helped a corp we war decc'ed earlier. A nice fight went down on their POCO, the small agile Evil Turtle Fleet verses what can only be described as a shield restoration fleet with a couple of DPS Battleships, in total they fielded 5 Rohks, a tempest a drake a few dessies and 3 (or 4) T1 shield logis.

They either didn't know we'd come for them or they thought they could tank.

Ended up a very nice, if not quick fight. 10 kills to zero loses, a few enemies were able to run. Good fight had by all and they have now offered surrender, but alas we have refused as we'll be taking their POCOS as payment.
EVIL SYNNs
Dark-Rising
Wrecking Machine.
#13 - 2014-06-27 13:50:05 UTC
Well that didn't last long - Alliance transferred their pocos to 1 man corp - corp left alliance, corp was disbanded and our client came along and helped them self - SO WE DIDN'T HAVE TO SHOOT THEM! I call that a victory.

Still no "POCO DEFENCE" jobs, but we will join your war if you want to shoot pocos (although that comes at a cost).... no one like shooting pocos'
Sardoc
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2014-06-29 18:55:05 UTC
BuckStrider wrote:
Serendipity Lost wrote:
How bout an update on your progress. I'd like to hear how you guys are doing.


You want an update after a day?

The corp name is 'Evil Turtles' not 'Evil Roadrunners' or 'Evil Hares'.

We'll be lucky to hear they had a fleet formed up within 3 days.


Actually with our experience when the need arises we for a fleet very quickly and respond as needed. These guys know what they are doing and how to get things done.

I've been there done that with null myself. Think you may get a fair fight and boom they light a cyno and you're suddenly outnumbered 100-1. Or if they don't have 3-1 odds they run and hide. I dunno thats not my idea of fun.

We would gladly defend someones poco if it looks like we may get a fight out of it :)
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#15 - 2014-07-02 14:37:52 UTC
How far would you guys travel to kill a marauder? A faction BS? A caracal?

We all have limits... what are yours??
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2014-07-02 19:56:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Leto Thule
Serendipity Lost wrote:
How far would you guys travel to kill a marauder? A faction BS? A caracal?

We all have limits... what are yours??


Turtles, Serendipity has repeatedly ganked my PI supply chain, seriously hampering my fuel block production. If you dont know, my corp is a HISEC-only roleplaying PI corp. We cant fight these guys, because we are strictly PI only.

I will pay 500m for a corpse and killmails, as well as tears in local afterward. 500m bonus if you can provide a teamspeak recording of the mark performing songs to get their pod out.

The tears shouldnt be hard to get. Let me know.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
EVIL SYNNs
Dark-Rising
Wrecking Machine.
#17 - 2014-07-03 07:43:48 UTC
Serendipity Lost wrote:
How far would you guys travel to kill a marauder? A faction BS? A caracal?

We all have limits... what are yours??


Well we were war decc'ed and didn't see any enemy - so we thought we'd go to null sec and poke them in the face! It worked - we lost 1 ship while shooting their pocos in null! So they have now returned the favour and reinforced our poco in high sec!

It all depends on whats going on - I mean the 16 war targets Alliance/Corporations we now have (thanks I think in part to this post) keeping us on our toes - we having to slow down plan A (not ideal but we still very small) - but we still fighting the good fight!

WE like POCOs as there is a time (big sign in space) saying fight here at "HH:MM"... We won't got 1 jump to camp a ship in a station, but we will go all over empire or anywhere if we think we have a chance of a fight in space, and the slightest chance we could win!
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2014-07-03 13:20:41 UTC
What about MY request?

Dont ignore the HS PI RP crowd!!

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Parmala Etoo
Doomheim
#19 - 2014-07-07 11:08:52 UTC
Posting in a - so you cant defend a poco , tell us where it is so we can 'helpyoufofrees' -thread

Ps:tarp?
Mopile
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2014-07-09 00:34:12 UTC
Parmala Etoo wrote:
Posting in a - so you cant defend a poco , tell us where it is so we can 'helpyoufofrees' -thread

Ps:tarp?


Well, if you're gonna lose it anyway... might as well have two other corps take some extra losses.