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The New Order Pilot Commercial
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Hired poder
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2014-07-08 17:57:07 UTC
BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
#2 - 2014-07-08 18:37:39 UTC
While I'll commend you for helping support The New Order, your video....If you can call it that....Lacks.

It needs more 'Psssshhhh'......A lot more.

Go back and redo it.

Mine smart. Mine safe. Purchase your mining permit today...... www.minerbumping.com
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2014-07-08 18:58:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Leto Thule
BuckStrider wrote:

Go back and redo it.


lmfao


Edit:

Oh god, yes its terribad. Think how much better it would be if you had maybe some in game footage of popping violators or bumping some non-complaint's ship... maybe with a few snippets from local chat, too. Also there are many voice tools you can utilize other than "Microsoft Sam", mostly free of charge, that will help out a ton.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
MIRMIDON
V0y4g3rs
#4 - 2014-07-08 19:09:33 UTC
A couple of days ago while passing by Elonaya, my eye caught 35 suspicious pilots in local all named Unimatrix-,2,3....35. Flying to the newly spawned ice-belt I encountered a bizzare (for the ten years of my playing EVE) view : 35 Mackinaws literally sucking the ice. On local i managed to read this : "Unimatrix-1 > By the time the ore holds are full I will be out of here"

Do the math gentlemen. 35x28k m3 with max skills. And no one there to gank nor bump them. And by the chat in local i realized it was not the first time they appeared in this solar system.


So I say yes, I support this and any of that kind endeavors against bot mining and multi-boxing.
Thomas Mayaki
Perkone
Caldari State
#5 - 2014-07-08 22:10:17 UTC
Hired poder wrote:
Done today, this afternoon Enjoy Big smile


Your commercial doesn't half make the New Order dull and boring. 10/10
Azov Rassau
Iron Destiny
#6 - 2014-07-08 22:30:08 UTC
MIRMIDON wrote:
A couple of days ago while passing by Elonaya, my eye caught 35 suspicious pilots in local all named Unimatrix-,2,3....35. Flying to the newly spawned ice-belt I encountered a bizzare (for the ten years of my playing EVE) view : 35 Mackinaws literally sucking the ice. On local i managed to read this : "Unimatrix-1 > By the time the ore holds are full I will be out of here"

Do the math gentlemen. 35x28k m3 with max skills. And no one there to gank nor bump them. And by the chat in local i realized it was not the first time they appeared in this solar system.


So I say yes, I support this and any of that kind endeavors against bot mining and multi-boxing.

About a week ago (or two), I came across that fleet at the Onnamon gate in Ahtila. They were all autopiloting and that was some serious bot-aspirancy I must admit... So I bumped one of those Skiffs off the gate for like 10 mins. A small affect on their op, but fun. Blink

Be the change you want to see in Highsec.

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Qaping Pi
Doomheim
#7 - 2014-07-09 05:46:36 UTC
Somehow, mining seems less dull than listening to... all that. Sorry but two thumbs down Ugh
Maichin Civire
#8 - 2014-07-09 08:16:41 UTC
Even AFK mining is more interesting than this.

If you want to create an ad for CODE., you should use some footage from ganking, ransoming, stealing, bumping... But NOT boring 6 minute speech with one static image, and, most propably, synthetised voice.
loyalanon
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#9 - 2014-07-09 09:41:14 UTC
I stopped watching after 20 seconds

That was so bad.
Thomas Mayaki
Perkone
Caldari State
#10 - 2014-07-09 11:24:57 UTC
Definitely deserves to be at the top.
This New Order recruitment video should be required viewing for New Order aspirants.

Perhaps you could do some more James315 speeches.
Cavalira
Habemus
#11 - 2014-07-09 11:42:35 UTC
Perhaps if you had narrated your speech yourself it wouldn't have been so monotone and boring. Hell, even the picture isn't cropped right. This is really the worst.
Dilligafmofo
3WAYFOUNDATIONS
New Miner's Union
#12 - 2014-07-09 12:40:03 UTC
6 mins of drivel could have been handled with an explosion and the words, "pay up, or blow up, your choice"

I agreed OP needs to redo
Vincenzo Arbosa
Locust Assets
#13 - 2014-07-09 14:24:15 UTC
It is a conspiracy to lull the miners to sleep at their keyboards, making them afk-mine!

34 seconds.. its all I could do.

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." 
Tyrone Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2014-07-09 14:51:18 UTC
Oh the irony of using a robot voice on a video that is used to stop bot-like behavior.