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How to get a girlfriend

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Ms Sexy
StarHug
#1 - 2011-12-07 01:49:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Ms Sexy
Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes.
How does one get a real life girl friend?
I am 32 years old.
Montevius Williams
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2011-12-07 01:54:27 UTC
Wrong forum, Jack. Eharmony is that way -->

"The American Government indoctrination system known as public education has been relentlessly churning out socialists for over 20 years". - TravisWB
Midori Tsu
Evolution
Northern Coalition.
#3 - 2011-12-07 01:54:32 UTC
I have often pondered this myself.
Montevius Williams
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2011-12-07 01:55:03 UTC
Ohh, and HTFU.

Thanks

"The American Government indoctrination system known as public education has been relentlessly churning out socialists for over 20 years". - TravisWB
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2011-12-07 01:55:20 UTC
Step 1: Unsubscribe.

And I don't mean switch to PLEX

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Gealbhan
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#6 - 2011-12-07 01:56:16 UTC
Ms Sexy wrote:
Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes.
How does one get a real life girl friend?
I am 32 years old.


Those are not tears of sadness but joy. I cry myself to sleep at night because my Fianceé makes me get off eve online and spend time with her Sad
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2011-12-07 01:57:35 UTC
Gealbhan wrote:
Ms Sexy wrote:
Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes.
How does one get a real life girl friend?
I am 32 years old.


Those are not tears of sadness but joy. I cry myself to sleep at night because my Fianceé makes me get off eve online and spend time with her Sad


Then ditch her and marry EVE instead.

EVE General Discussion - Relationship counseling

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Karadion
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2011-12-07 02:00:42 UTC
You already have a girlfriend. It's your left hand.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2011-12-07 02:01:33 UTC
Gealbhan wrote:
Ms Sexy wrote:
Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes.
How does one get a real life girl friend?
I am 32 years old.


Those are not tears of sadness but joy. I cry myself to sleep at night because my Fianceé makes me get off eve online and spend time with her Sad


Wow, what a heartless *****....

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Alara IonStorm
#10 - 2011-12-07 02:04:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Alara IonStorm
Find someone who is a loner. Get to know them and turn them against there friends and family. Worm your way into every aspect of there life and make them depend on you emotionally as there sole source of support. Financially too if you can swing it. Make them burn all there bridges and then get them while they are vulnerable.

If you get bored with them feel free to drug them and tell everyone they overdosed before restarting the cycle.

If you want non Sociopathic advise I would say you're on the wrong forum.
Sarmatiko
#11 - 2011-12-07 02:05:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Sarmatiko
You can make first steps by starting mining veldspar on Avatar. This probably will bring some results to you too someday Smile

edit: oh noes CCP nerfed this. Then all is lost, sorry dude :(
Kent Reeves
#12 - 2011-12-07 02:06:48 UTC
Go to a strip club.

You're welcome.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2011-12-07 02:07:05 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Find someone who is a loner. Get to know them and turn them against there friends and family. Worm your way into every aspect of there life and make them depend on you emotionally as there sole source of support. Financially too if you can swing it. Make them burn all there bridges and then get them while they are vulnerable.

If you get bored with them feel free to drug them and tell everyone they overdosed before restarting the cycle.

If you want non Sociopathic advise I would say your on the wrong forum.


Helps if they're already an addict to said drug, makes it easier to get away with it.

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2011-12-07 02:09:08 UTC
ITT: Bad advice.

Kent Reeves wrote:
Go to a strip club.

You're welcome.




Straight advice:

1. Unsubscribe
2. Wash yourself and buy a nice suit
3. Get a job
4. Meet women (WILDCARD!)
5. Talk to women

Eventually you'll have a girlfriend. Then, you can subscribe again.

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Kent Reeves
#15 - 2011-12-07 02:11:26 UTC
If you think strippers are bad you haven't met enough strippers.
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2011-12-07 02:14:33 UTC
Kent Reeves wrote:
If you think strippers are bad you haven't met enough strippers.


They're bad girlfriends.

I have too much girlfriends to meet enough strippers

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Kent Reeves
#17 - 2011-12-07 02:16:35 UTC
Krios Ahzek wrote:
Kent Reeves wrote:
If you think strippers are bad you haven't met enough strippers.


They're bad girlfriends.

I have too much girlfriends to meet enough strippers

Never said they'd make good girlfriends Blink
supersexysucker
Uber Awesome Fantastico Awesomeness Group
#18 - 2011-12-07 02:17:52 UTC
Ms Sexy wrote:
Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes.
How does one get a real life girl friend?
I am 32 years old.


I heard when you go blow yourself up for some god or something he gives you tons of g/f's!!!!
Crumplecorn
Eve Cluster Explorations
#19 - 2011-12-07 02:18:25 UTC
Gealbhan wrote:
Ms Sexy wrote:
Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes.
How does one get a real life girl friend?
I am 32 years old.

Those are not tears of sadness but joy. I cry myself to sleep at night because my Fianceé makes me get off eve online and spend time with her Sad
Sounds like you two can solve each others problems.

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Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2011-12-07 02:19:40 UTC
supersexysucker wrote:
Ms Sexy wrote:
Hi i very lonely, i get sad at night and cwy my self to sleewp somtimes.
How does one get a real life girl friend?
I am 32 years old.


I heard when you go blow yourself up for some god or something he gives you tons of g/f's!!!!


Virgins, actually, and virgins make for poor girlfriends.
Non-virgins actually had another poor sob do the teaching.

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