Ships & Modules

The true story from those cloaked on grid from "One."

Ice Belts are hostile places. With the nullified knowledge of CODE. ganking you and local pirates.
Sometimes the local miners offer up wrecks and do not make them blue.

I in my hauler, was salvaging the belts wrecks with my MTU, when all of a sudden this procurer was barreling down on me with 5 angry hobs. Being a veteran and all. I know the signs of "ICE MINING CRAZINESS" and he had it in his strip miner.
So I scooped the MTU, it's worth more then the loot in it which was jettisoned and awaited the wrath of this crazed miner

But what right hauler does not fit his badger for battle, so I eagerly awaited are duet of 1v1 indy PVP. After the slow waltz of long locking timers we started are rumba. The "Rapala's" Procurer and my hauler. With out warning, like PL hot dropping a titan, the procurer I was slowly killing and tackled. Was betrothed by some 5 skiffs, their Orca overlord and their army of drone minions

This was not the fate I wanted, so me and my corp buddy warped off to leave are heroic Procurer pilot to the zergling onslaught that was going on in the belt. We quickly switched to are trusty & Rusty T1 PVP Scythes and warped back to the belt to save what ever soul was left from the onset of this bloodbath.

When we landed in the belt, are heroic procurer pilot had no choice but to kill the skiffs Overlord, The Orca, it was his only chance to survive. In his last percentages of shields he indulged his last bit of capacitor on pointing the Orca.

This is what EPIC stories are made up of and we wanted to be part of it. From the near clench of death we repped the dieing Procurer to health and hunkered down for a long night of wave after wave of drone minions.

As we the Scyths of "ONE." repped the Heroic procurer of "Rapala Armiron" are suspect timer kept resetting as we dashed to repped the drones assaulting the life of the Orca. It was not long till "Rapala's" Procerer was no longer a suspect and free to finish the grudge with the Orca Overload. Drones shields danced the dance of death and docking tango. One out of the 2 "One." Scythes was no longer a suspect when a stupid jihad decided to attack us.

*snip* Posting of kill reports outside of the Crime & Punishment forum channel is prohibited. ISD Ezwal.

After a swift death from Concord, he was enlightened to find out are Scythes are resistance to such fools. With are new threat at just a gate jump away. "One."s Scythes stayed on field to see "Rapala's" Procerur prevail over the Orca Overlord who skiffs have abandon him to kept mining with drones returned.

Are Hero Procurer was suddenly greeted to the Orcas armor regenerated, but with no depot or refit how was this? A guardian, Ironically, showed up to help the Orca pilot who foolishly had no ECM drones. It seems the Overlord had to ***** for help for his stupidity. Two can play this game, actually "One." my corp can. As one Scythe stayed another reshipped to scare off the guardian with his long arm Lachesis point.

Well Amro undocked in the Lachesis, Layos in the Scyth on grid, noticed the guardian was landing always at 50km from different celestial objects to the Orca to do spurts of reps before warping off against. With a fleet invite and a warp to are hero, "Rapala's", Procurer. I land at 0m to the Orca and wait, watching the the return of the guardian to show on D-scan. Biggest 46 km "warp to" of that guardians life. With MWD and warp disruptor overheating, the guardian was now caught for his foolish attempts.

*snip* Posting of kill reports outside of the Crime & Punishment forum channel is prohibited. ISD Ezwal.

By this time, it came to are attention that these are members of a local low sec Alliance based in Kheram, Nulli Secundas.

With their guardian down and the Orca who fitted a "Damage Control II" & "Bulkhead II" was now at 50% structure.
But this did not stop are Procurer from chugging onm as others died around him. We thought for sure the Horn of Gondor was blow for the aid of this Orca and revenge of the Guardian. But with the last few mins of the remaining "One." Scythe suspect timer coming to a end. The horn was answered and the Sheriff showed up, A Police Navy Comet, well a rent a cop because Concord was already present in the belt.

Like Robin Hood, people always try to take the law into their own hands, Yet Robin Hood always comes out on top.

*snip* Posting of kill reports outside of the Crime & Punishment forum channel is prohibited. ISD Ezwal.

After 50 mins of frantic Heroic deeds of Honor, the Overlord Orca dies to the courageous fortitude of this poor Procurer Ice miner "Rapala"

*snip* Posting of kill reports outside of the Crime & Punishment forum channel is prohibited. ISD Ezwal.






Arton needs its Sacrifices's

If you die to a procurer, you're terribad. Kill the drones and it's offenseless.

No, blaming the Orca pilot is like blaming the victim of a beating because he decided to dress up like batman & fight crime on his own. Miners wanted more powerful tools to defend themselves with & they got them. Be careful what you wish for.

Procurer OP?

Nope. Procurers are designed to be the tanky miner and if you have tank why not have a nice drone complement to suit since you have no guns, procurers while used in high sec are actually designed for more risky areas of space i think, that tank lets them tank rats and the drones mop them up. Ive even heard of a procurer tanking a C3 Sleeper spawn in one of the belts and killing all of them that spawned.

If you see a blinky procurer, probably best to let it be unless you really know what your doing, also orca =/= killer whale it equals large flying ore hold with link ability and a thick bulkhead.

I propose another buff to barge tank and DPS.

Not only is ORE space way the hell out there past Syndicate, with nothing friendly in sight, but they were just taken over by Serpentis. It's only reasonable that Serpentis would release a new line of faction PvP barges to protect their new acquisition with the convenience of the new manufacturing facilities in their possession.

OP was pretty vocal during the last Hulkageddon in demanding that barges be better equipped to defend themselves. Now he's mad that people can use those barges to kill him.

Oh that's just class!