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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Hona Chaginai
La Commedia Divina
#10261 - 2014-07-05 18:57:49 UTC
Why is your neck at a weird angle?
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#10262 - 2014-07-05 19:02:52 UTC
Who told you that toupee looked real?

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Ragnar Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10263 - 2014-07-05 19:13:52 UTC
How did you get in here?
Hona Chaginai
La Commedia Divina
#10264 - 2014-07-05 20:46:21 UTC
What is that behind you???
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#10265 - 2014-07-06 18:06:03 UTC
You might wonder why you can't feel your legs, I...am sorry.

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#10266 - 2014-07-06 18:13:55 UTC
I can't feel my legs. Ohh nvm they aren't my legs they are your legs or maybe even Chloe's. Hard to tell which leg belongs to who with so many people in my bed.

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Ragnar Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10267 - 2014-07-06 18:17:32 UTC
No! Not the legs! Not the legs! Arrrrgh!
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#10268 - 2014-07-06 20:51:25 UTC
Oh, joy, another loser because I was drunk. Where's my Sybian....

Bring your possibles.
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#10269 - 2014-07-06 21:20:45 UTC
W..wwwiill paaa.aasssittt ooovvver w..whhheenn ff.f.fffiiniiiiiisshhh...eeed!

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#10270 - 2014-07-07 03:16:38 UTC
You do know that that's actually an agitator for manufacturing Drop, right?

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.
Matilda Cecilia Fock
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#10271 - 2014-07-07 06:48:06 UTC
So you designed those airbags to avoid facebumps when you pass out drunk? Interesting, but, what if you fall on your back?

Q: Should we be worried? A: Nope. (...) Worry a lot if Fozzie, Masterplan, Rise, Veritas, Bettik, Ytterbium, Scarpia, Arrow, or even Greyscale leaves. Worry a little if Punkturis, karkur, SoniClover, Affinity, Goliath, or Xhagen leaves.
Sivney Quincannon
#10272 - 2014-07-07 08:05:18 UTC

Need. Coffee. Now. Please.
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#10273 - 2014-07-07 12:03:57 UTC
Coffee's coming.

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

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Broadcast4Reps
Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari
End of Life
#10274 - 2014-07-07 12:43:59 UTC
Whatever you spiked my drink with, double the dosage next time. I was half-conscious all night long.

Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#10275 - 2014-07-07 12:52:38 UTC
If you don't like the spanking why do you keep coming here?

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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#10276 - 2014-07-07 13:17:51 UTC
I can only say that I'm always coming when you start spanking.

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#10277 - 2014-07-07 14:13:59 UTC
And I'm always spanking when you start coming....

Bring your possibles.
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#10278 - 2014-07-07 15:30:34 UTC
Oh gawd, I think I just did.

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#10279 - 2014-07-08 11:08:41 UTC
Don't mind me, I'll just sit back and enjoy the show.

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

I G Channel HighDragChat

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Ragnar Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10280 - 2014-07-08 11:33:02 UTC
Pass the popcorn.