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3D Horrorshow > well you can always fleet with me and do a 1v1.
Markus Keller > ask my corp. I mostly play this game to troll folks. Like you're sensitive self.
Markus Keller > you're a whiny b**** lol. You cry when you do lose 1v1. so why the f*** would I want to 1v1 you?

Yeah confirmed, I live in Harroule, and these guys really are out there, they are funny, but unintentionally, so it is pretty sad. Don't join unless you enjoy the kind of people who can't use the word "your" correctly.

Being good at Eve just means being able to enjoy the fights. Killboards don't matter and never have. Perfect combat records are for gate campers, I prefer taking risks and the rush of sploding spaceships. I am almost at a billion Isk destroyed as a solo pilot so I am happy with my killboard, and all i want are some good fights.

I have had a lot of fun fighting with these guys, I caught a few of them in plexs, have fought them solo and in a few 4v1's and stuff like that. They don't do arranged 1v1's (which is how I lost a cynabal, it was the only thing fast enough to catch one of their plexers that kept warping off, and like a greyhound that catches a car by the back tire after chasing it down the street, it quickly became a matter of "oh crap I caught him, at zero and he has a warp scram and web, now what?!?!!?" LOL), but risk aversion, fear, and people who have to be careful because of playstyle or lack of Isk isn't anything new, and as a solo plot I always fight groups. I have been smack talking these guys (and everyone else in any system I go into) daily, because playing the role of the monster that is 3D is one of the little things in life I enjoy. I guess it pissed them off, which is why I am being named directly in a recruitment thread

Every time we have fought I have said good fight and thanks for the fight. I have called them out over and over trying to get them into fights, but that is a far cry from whining. They seem to take it a lot more seriously than most alliances, but that is why this game is unique and special, choices and options about playstyles, we all have the right to play Eve how we want.

My bio has quotes from one of the funniest trolls i have ever seen in Eve, and he is a 2008 Wreckless alliance member ( maybe he is a purchased character, and thats why he would only talk, but not fight), and he was talking some smack and telling me he wouldn't 1v1 because his job was being the alliance troll, he blocked me after about 10 minutes of back and forth. I am proud of that as it is my first verbal pvp kill in eve

Anyone who knows me knows I don't dwell on losses, that I am still insanely space rich and couldn't care less about losing ships. I don't whine and never have, plus they have definitely won the isk war, so them being this upset doesn't make a lot of sense to me. Maybe it is a symptom of the disease of taking this game seriously?

A friend let me know I was in this thread, so I thought I would pop in and remind people that this is all for fun. Taking this stuff seriously, and stressing this hard over a few little fights isn't worth it people. The offensive comments about gay and lesbian people will come back to bite them, so the other poster does have a point, this is a tiny universe, and everyone is connected, but, outside of that, these guys are a fun corp. to fight and tease, even if they are risk averse and stay on station a lot.

I would just rather be out fighting than having to post in a thread because my name comes up, so if it is all the same, you guys can leave me out of the little drama games. Convo me when you want a fight, everyone knows I will fight anyone, anytime, even in groups, no problem.

I wish them the best of luck in their recruiting so I have more people to shoot at, I would just suggest being a little more careful about insulting the gay and lesbian community, there is really no reason for bigotry in space, and certainly no reason to be talking about my little solo self in your recruitment thread.

That got long fast, but not really on purpose, hehehe,
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