Wormholes

You go to highsec, buy a dessie to shoot cargo boxes & not realize that concord will pop u.
Then warp ur capsule back to station, dock, then undock in a more expensive ship.
Realized you can't warp & ofc concord quickly pops u.

FFS WHAT IS THIS ****. F-cking pissed right now.

liar there is no such thing as spending too much time in warm glow of Bob's w-space

When you tell your son no at the shop, "it costs too much ISK son".

No this is just you being dumb.

when idiots insulting you in forums is just background noise

When you jump in your seat every time you jump a stargate in a freighter and there's neutrals around you.

Edit:

When you make the BS jump the stargate last to avoid collapsing it.

When your instinctively trying to press the dscan button while docked in Jita 4-4 :|

someone decloak you at gate.

you warp to ore site and realise no spawn for about hour

you take tengu with officer mods worth 17bill and warp at gate to shoot sleepers you shoot the one of police ships to find your ship destroyed and in wreck survives only faction ammunition,

When you deep in Null and unpack the Depot and Fit the Scanner to get out by Wormhole
When you think that fat girl could crush a hole in one jump
When you wake up and hope someone didnt do a blitzsiege
When you jump into a wormhole system see freighters and think.. Treci
When you check pocos before you make a bookmark
When you forget to bookmark the wormhole
When you play silly games with the Autopilot
Forcefield bowling is your past time...
You know what a Strontcheck is
You have a bookmark in the Center of the Sun in your Homesystem
When you think about Supercapitals for your Wormhole Corp
When you eyeball wormhole mass calculations
When you roll your eyes because someone doesnt know about the wormhole colors...
Your Orca has a point and Hobgoblins
Your Pos looks like you played way to much Minecraft

Seiged Phoenix bowling best bowling.