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Things Cats Do That'd Be Creepy If You Did Them

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Nose' Feliciano
#1 - 2014-07-01 22:46:47 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#2 - 2014-07-01 22:52:09 UTC
So..it woudnt be creepy if company comes over and I plop down in the middle of the living room, put my leg straight in the air and lick myself for 10 minutes.


Gotcha.



Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Nose' Feliciano
#3 - 2014-07-01 23:02:39 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
So..it woudnt be creepy if company comes over and I plop down in the middle of the living room, put my leg straight in the air and lick myself for 10 minutes.


Gotcha.





Hold on.....Shocked

....let me get my video camera.Cool
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#4 - 2014-07-01 23:49:32 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
So..it woudnt be creepy if company comes over and I plop down in the middle of the living room, put my leg straight in the air and lick myself for 10 minutes.


Gotcha.




Old joke:
Two [whatever group is the butt of jokes in your area] see a dog licking his privates.
First butt: "I wish I could do that."
Second butt: "That dog will bite you!"

So sorry. Oops Well, see you later.
Marsha Mallow
#5 - 2014-07-01 23:50:03 UTC
Mine glances at me disapprovingly an awful lot considering she likes to lie in her own littertray.

Maybe they are completely sane, and we're the creepy ones >.>

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day

Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#6 - 2014-07-02 10:12:17 UTC
mine will sit here and attack my mouse hand.
Obviously only when im playing twitchy games...
RaZZZZia
Bundesanstalt fuer Materialforschung und -pruefung
#7 - 2014-07-02 13:18:34 UTC
Marsha Mallow wrote:
Maybe they are completely sane, and we're the creepy ones >.>



I....that thought... I.... dont think I will be able to sleep tonight.
Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
#8 - 2014-07-02 13:22:55 UTC
I like the term elevator butt. That is an instant classic.

relevant

You make a valid point, good Sir or Madam.