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Shuttles, Content and Poems
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Shuttle McShuttleson
Doomheim
#1 - 2014-06-30 09:21:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Shuttle McShuttleson
GREETINGS.

Admire my cheek bones. Admire them I say.

So people are worrying about content in wormholes. Pah to your worries, fear not! Some content is about to be generated! The content comes in the form of 1000 freshly purchased shuttles. And with these shuttles I intend to play a little game!

The find a shuttle write a poem win a prize game.


I am going to be leaving 1000 shuttles across Wormhole space in the next few weeks. Each shuttle will be left in a safe and will therefor need probing down. Each shuttle will also have a unique name. Hunt my shuttles and kill them as you see fit.

There is however a twist, a chance for a prize. The person that writes the best poem centered around the name of the shuttle they destroyed will win a prize for their corporation. I am a poor scrub - so the prize will be amusing rather than functional.

How many of you are willing to hunt down my shuttle armarda? How many are interested?

Look back at my cheek bones.

Your thoughts?!
Remy Nolen
Sama Guild
#2 - 2014-06-30 09:26:34 UTC
That sounds boring. A more fun idea, eject 1000 shuttles from SMA, change pos pass to boot shuttles out & let skynet deal with the curious ones.
Rek Seven
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2014-06-30 09:38:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Rek Seven
Just the thing i have been waiting for to break to menotomy of rolling for pew and running the same sleeper sites! How exciting Straight

Now if you put a plex in those shuttles, things could get interesting...

The wishlist is pretty much complete...
Shuttle McShuttleson
Doomheim
#4 - 2014-06-30 10:21:40 UTC
Maybe.
Winthorp
#5 - 2014-06-30 10:30:00 UTC
Poasting in positive uplifting thread #1, You sir are an innovator.
Icarus Able
Refuse.Resist
#6 - 2014-06-30 12:08:50 UTC
So instead of pewing we get to SCAN....IN WORMHOLE SPACE....So new and fresh.
Jay Joringer
13.
#7 - 2014-06-30 12:20:58 UTC
Oh, boy! Scanning and poetry combined at last! When do we get started!?!

http://smug-bastard.blogspot.co.uk

13 are recruiting!
HerrBert
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2014-06-30 12:36:45 UTC
Jay Joringer wrote:
Oh, boy! Scanning and poetry combined at last! When do we get started!?!


If you see the Shuttle
it even may provide a battle
but certainly not a rattle
So i m ending my rabble

Because **** this poem
i wanna have sex with G0hme


now i just need to find a shuttle

Community-Challenge: Make Jack Miton sing a Duett with me. http://www.youtube.com/user/HerrBertism Jibbychiggawooooow - CSM 9 Corbexx
Jay Joringer
13.
#9 - 2014-06-30 14:19:47 UTC
Damn, I didn't realise the competition would be this intense...

http://smug-bastard.blogspot.co.uk

13 are recruiting!
Hatshepsut IV
Un.Reasonable
#10 - 2014-06-30 17:06:18 UTC
Quote:
What this signature?
No plex contained within,
tarp it must be then.



There have a shuttle haiku.

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Cara Forelli
State War Academy
Caldari State
#11 - 2014-06-30 20:50:28 UTC
I found this shuttle
No combats on this ship though
CPU OP

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Amak Boma
Dragon Factory
xX SERENITY Xx
#12 - 2014-06-30 22:41:53 UTC
found shuttle near gallente space but had no weapons on my gnosis so could not shot it :(

anyway good idea to make people dig in space for treasures